MODERN DAY TOKYO BONNIE AND CLYDE

(Kish comes into Café Mew Mew with a huge gun)

Ichigo: "May I serve you today sir?"

Kish: (kisses her)

Ryou: (singing to the tune of The Legend of Bonnie and Clyde) Note that all things surrounded by –is singing to that tune -Ichigo was a waitress! In a small Café!-

Keiichiro: (comes out of the kitchen) –Kish, he was the alien that took her away!-

Kish: (grabs Ichigo and runs out of CMM)

Masaya: "COME BACK! I WILL AVENGE YOU ICHIGO!" (Pie kills him) "Okay...maybe not...."

Kish: "So...Wanna go rob places and kill people?"

Icgigo: (shrug) "Why not?"

Mint: -They robbed and killed until both of them died!-

Kish and Ichigo: (die and come back to life) (get married by Keeichiro)

Pudding: -So was the legend! Of Kish and his bride!-

Ichigo: (writing graffiti on the wall outside CMM)

Tart: -The poem that she wrote of the life that they led told of the lawmen left dying or dead!-

I&K: (shoot some cops who are walking by)

Pie: -Some say that Kish made her life a shame!-

I's mom: (crying) "I'M SO ASHAMED!"

Zakuro: -But legend made Ichigo the head of the game!-

Ichigo: (ordering Kish around while beating top scores on arcade games)

Masaya: (crying) –The rampage grew wilder! Each and every day!-

Kish: (shoots him)

I&K: (rob more banks)

Ryou: -The odds getting smaller with every get-away!-

I&K: (fly off on the get-away kirema anima)

Keiichiro: -With the end growing closer, the harder they fought!-

I&K: (surrounded by cops outside Wal Mart)

Cop: "WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED! GIVE UP NOW!"

I&K: (yawn and kill them all. Walk off)

Lettuce: -With blood on their hands they were bound to get caught!-

Ichigo: "Hey, Kish, will they ever catch us?"

Kish: "Nah..."

Cops: (surround them)

Ichigo: (glares at Kish)

Kish: "Eh...so I made one wrong prediction!"

Ichigo: (holds up a positive pregnancy test)

Kish: "Oh crap."

Mint: -They drove home from town on one bright summer day!-

I&K: (walking through a snow storm)

Ryou: "When a man they befriended stepped out in the way!-

Masaya: (walks out in front of them)

Zakuro: -With no thought of killing, they pulled to the side-

I&K: (point guns at Masaya)

Pie: -But murder lay there waiting for Kish and his bride!-

I&K: (shoot Masaya 12 times each)

Lettuce: -Two hours of running ended that day!-

I&K: ( fall off a treadmill looking dead)

Pudding: -For robbing and killing they both had to pay!-

People: (throw money and gifts at I&K's feet for killing Masaya)

Pie: "Why didn't you do that for me?"

Ichigo: - Now you'll always remember how we lived and Masaya died!-

Kish: -So is the legend of me and my bride!-

All: "YAY!"

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GothicWolf: "What'd you think? Good? Okay? Suckish?"

Kish: "I for one liked it."

Masaya: (sits up out of his coffin) "I on the other hand-!"

Kish: (shoves him in the coffin and throws it in a river) "YOU ON THE OTHER HAND ARE DEAD AND SO BEING NOT AT LIBERTY TO EXPRESS AN OPINION!"

Shinji: (pats Kish on the head) "You have learned well, grasshopper."

Kish: (glares at him and holds out a coffin threateningly) "If Shinji has any fangirls, I suggest they review or he dies."

Shinji: (smiles at female readers) "Remember...I look like Miroku...And I used to look like Sesshy before I cut my hair...but it's growing out again..."

GothicWolf: "That's a bit extreme Kish..."

Kish: (shrug) "Wanna go to the Masaya haters Anime Convention?"

GothicWolf: "Sure."