Okay, I am very sorry for the delay and the short chapters, but I tend to have a very short attention------ What was that? Anyway, I will try to update this more often, perhaps with longer chapters.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Shonen-Jump, or anything else that may have slipped in there unnoticed.

Ryou sighed and began flipping through the instructions. "Someone woke up on the wrong side of the ring this morning," he mumbled inaudibly. Bakura glanced up for a moment, making his hikari uneasy, but brushed off the disturbance as nothing more than a passing mosquito. Ryou heaved a sigh of relief and went back to working on the DVD player.

:::twenty minutes later:::

Bakura was now lying on the couch half asleep, with the manga resting on his chest. "Ra, this is taking forever," he thought, "and I thought five-thousand years in the ring seemed like an eternity." Suddenly, his light jumped up from his spot on the floor. This startled the spirit, knocking him off of the couch and onto a conveniently placed screwdriver. You can pretty much guess what his reaction was. Ryou just sat there and stared in awe as his yami banished the screwdriver to the Shadow Realm while rubbing his behind. "Note to self," Ryou uttered mentally, "try not to upset your psychotic yami." Bakura growled. Ryou gulped and laughed nervously.

Ryou learned a valuable lesson that day: "Insulting your psychotic yami does tend to upset them."

:::ten minutes later:::

Anyway, after the bleeding had stopped and the bandages had been applied to his nose, Ryou was finally able to explain everything to his impatiently waiting yami. He gazed up at the spirit and began to ramble of an apology, "Okay, Bakura, I am so sorry about the screwdriver and the insults and all, but I was just going to ask you a question, so please do not beat me to a bloody---" Bakura clasped his hand over his hikari's mouth, releasing it so he could actually breathe. He just glared at the boy for a moment before finally speaking up, "What?" Ryou just gave him a confused look, making the spirit roll his eyes. "The question," he growled, "the one you so urgently had to ask me?" Ryou nodded slowly before catching on.

"Oh yes, now I remember. I wanted to know, um," he stammered trying to find his train of thought. The tomb robber just stood there annoyed. "Oh yeah," he spoke up quickly, "I was wondering if you had seen my address book? I kind of need it right now." "What makes you think that I would have that Ra-forsaken booklet?" Bakura retorted. Ryou narrowed his eyes suspiciously, "I never accused you of taking it. Bakura?" The spirit sighed, "I must admit hikari, you are good." He pulled the address book out of his back pocket and offered it to his light. Ryou blinked unbelievably as his yami slinked off to the couch where he lay staring at the ceiling.

He merely shrugged and began scanning the small, blue book for the number he desired. When he finally arrived at the page he was looking for, Ryou stopped and glared at his other half. "Bakura?! What in Ra's name did you do to my address book?!" He continued to death-glare the spirit, who was now feigning sleep with a rather large smirk spread across his face.

Sorry, that is all for now, but I will try to update soon. You do not honestly think I would end this without thanking all you kind reviewers that have reviewed my story thus far. Well, thank you all so very much; you have been so encouraging to me!!! , Later- Seto