I still don't own Artemis Fowl. If that plan to take over the world succeeds, though...

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Cut to Nowhere

(Everyone is standing, listening to that loud voice, known as Nic.)

Nic: Truth or dare?

Artemis: What?

Nic: Truth or dare?!

Holly: Um... What's going on?

Artemis: Good question.

Nic: You have been randomly selecting, from hundreds of books,
to play a game of Truth or Dare.

Foaly: Hundreds of books?

(A teenaged girl (Nic) appears out of nowhere.)

Nic: Um... Forget I said that. Let the game begin!

Mulch: Why should we play?

Nic: Because this is my fanfic, and I could turn you into giant
marshmallows if I wanted!

Foaly: Your what?

Nic: Fan... Oh... Um... Nothing. How about we just go with the "I'm a
god who could turn you into giant marshmallows if you don't
obey" expanation.

Artemis: I was hoping you wouldn't say that...

Nic: Well... I don't listen to evil criminal overlords if I can
help it. Unless they're in! Who's going to be in first?

Mulch: Technically, we haven't agreed to play yet...

Nic: (Shrugs) Oh well... (Snaps fingers. Mulch turns into a giant
marshmallow.) Enjoy being a marshmallow.

(Mulch goes up to Root and tried to eat him.)

Nic: Bad marshmallow! (Snaps fingers again. Mulch turns back
into himself.) Maybe I should give up on the marshmallow theme...
Well, everyone! Now that you see what I can do, will you play?
Or do you want to be, um... Pink bunny rabbits?

Holly: Hell, no! We'll play.

Nic: Good! Truth or dare?