I still don't own Artemis Fowl. And I can't take over the world, anymore.
Damn those sunflowers... Anyone willing to lend me sunflowers that DON'T try
to eat me?
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Cut to Nowhere.
(Nic is in front of the Artemis Fowl characters. A couple of the people at the back can't see her, because everyone else is in the way.)
Mulch: I'm sorry to interrupt your attempts to make us play truth or dare, but I can't see you.
Nic: Oh, that... Um...
(Clicks fingers. A stage grows from under her, so that she can clearly be seen.)
Nic: Is that better?
Mulch: (Nervous) Um... I suppose...
Nic: That's good! Now, who should be in?
(Everyone points at someone else.)
Nic: Hmm... How about... Holly!
Holly: Why me?
Nic: Because I've been wondering something for quite a while.
Holly: Oh, no... This is not a good thing.
Nic: Truth or dare?
Holly: I'd go for dare, but... Knowing you it would be something life threatening. Truth.
Nic: Who are you in love with?
(Holly blushes.)
Nic: You don't want to say? (sighs) Fine.
(Clicks fingers. Everyone except Holly and Nic freeze.)
Holly: What did you do?
Nic: I stopped time, so you can answer my question in private. Wasn't that nice of me?
Holly: What happens if I don't answer?
Nic: Do you really want to find out? After what happened to Fowly?
Holly: Fine... I... I like... Artemis.
Nic: I thought so.
(Clicks fingers. Everyone else starts moving again.)
Artemis: What happened? Holly seems to be in a different place to before.
Nic: I stopped time, so that Holly could answer her question in private.
Artemis: That seems out of character for you. You seem to like tormenting us as much as possible.
Nic: Of course! Now I have the perfect material to black mail Holly!
Holly: Great. At least I didn't say Root or something...
Root: Hey!
Nic: Now, Holly. Who do you want to be in next?
Holly: Artemis.
Nic: Truth or...
Artemis: Truth. I can't see you giving me a pleasant dare. But will you give me privacy, too?
Nic: Sure.
(Clicks fingers. Everyone freezes.)
I'll ask you the same question as I asked Holly.
Artemis: Strange how I guessed that you were going to say that.
Nic: Your answer?
Artemis: (blushed) Holly.
(Nic clicks fingers. Everyone starts moving again.)
Holly: What... did he say?
Artemis: I suggest that you don't tell them.
Nic: Why? If I did you'd thank me later.
Artemis: Highly unlikely.
Nic: Fine. I won't tell them now. But later... And Holly this implies to you, too.
Holly: Great. I thought you were going to use it to blackmail me. Not just repeat it without trying to get anything out of me.
Nic: I changed my mind.
Holly: Great.
Cut to Nowhere.
(Nic is in front of the Artemis Fowl characters. A couple of the people at the back can't see her, because everyone else is in the way.)
Mulch: I'm sorry to interrupt your attempts to make us play truth or dare, but I can't see you.
Nic: Oh, that... Um...
(Clicks fingers. A stage grows from under her, so that she can clearly be seen.)
Nic: Is that better?
Mulch: (Nervous) Um... I suppose...
Nic: That's good! Now, who should be in?
(Everyone points at someone else.)
Nic: Hmm... How about... Holly!
Holly: Why me?
Nic: Because I've been wondering something for quite a while.
Holly: Oh, no... This is not a good thing.
Nic: Truth or dare?
Holly: I'd go for dare, but... Knowing you it would be something life threatening. Truth.
Nic: Who are you in love with?
(Holly blushes.)
Nic: You don't want to say? (sighs) Fine.
(Clicks fingers. Everyone except Holly and Nic freeze.)
Holly: What did you do?
Nic: I stopped time, so you can answer my question in private. Wasn't that nice of me?
Holly: What happens if I don't answer?
Nic: Do you really want to find out? After what happened to Fowly?
Holly: Fine... I... I like... Artemis.
Nic: I thought so.
(Clicks fingers. Everyone else starts moving again.)
Artemis: What happened? Holly seems to be in a different place to before.
Nic: I stopped time, so that Holly could answer her question in private.
Artemis: That seems out of character for you. You seem to like tormenting us as much as possible.
Nic: Of course! Now I have the perfect material to black mail Holly!
Holly: Great. At least I didn't say Root or something...
Root: Hey!
Nic: Now, Holly. Who do you want to be in next?
Holly: Artemis.
Nic: Truth or...
Artemis: Truth. I can't see you giving me a pleasant dare. But will you give me privacy, too?
Nic: Sure.
(Clicks fingers. Everyone freezes.)
I'll ask you the same question as I asked Holly.
Artemis: Strange how I guessed that you were going to say that.
Nic: Your answer?
Artemis: (blushed) Holly.
(Nic clicks fingers. Everyone starts moving again.)
Holly: What... did he say?
Artemis: I suggest that you don't tell them.
Nic: Why? If I did you'd thank me later.
Artemis: Highly unlikely.
Nic: Fine. I won't tell them now. But later... And Holly this implies to you, too.
Holly: Great. I thought you were going to use it to blackmail me. Not just repeat it without trying to get anything out of me.
Nic: I changed my mind.
Holly: Great.