Opposite Day
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story except the plot. Alice in Wonderland is owned by Lewis Carroll.( I think) If I did own the characters, I wouldn't be writing this story, I would be in the Caribbean sipping a pina colada working on the 6th book.
It was opposite day at Hogwarts. Hermione didn't get the memo, so she was wondering why everybody, including her cat was acting so totally weird. Here is her day.
Hermione walked into the common room and instead of seeing the usual colors of Gryffindor she saw the colors of Slytherin. And when she saw Harry, he had dyed his hair white and slicked it back with a whole lot of gel.
"Harry!, Why in the world are you dressed as Malfoy? I know I dared you to do something funny, but I didn't know you would take it to the extreme!" said Hermione.
"Get away from me you filthy little mud blood!" said Harry/Malfoy.
"Okay, okay! I see you're in a bad mood! I'll come back later! But first let me go pig out on food in the Great Hall!"
So Hermione went to The Great Hall. And as soon as she bit into her sausage link, her tongue swelled up to the size of a football. Then, a glass appeared that read " Drink Me". So, she drank it and her tongue shrunk to the size of a pea. Oh great! Thought Hermione. Finally her tongue grew back to it's normal size by the time it was time for her first class which happened to be Divination. When she got into the classroom, she was struck with surprise when she saw that Professor Snape was teaching the class. He looked rather funny actually. His hair was frizzed out and long. And the thing that really put the icing on the cake was that he was wearing huge goggle like things that were supposed to look like glasses. She also was in shock because, (as it was opposite day,) nobody was in class! So Professor Snape told Hermione to go back to her dormitory and stay there.
When Hermione got to the portrait of the fat lady, she mumbled the password " troll boogers".
"Wrong password!" said the fat lady delightfully.
Just then, Professor Dumbledore walked by, but he didn't look like Professor Dumbeldore, he looked like Voldemort! Hermione screamed. Then, Dumbledore/Voldemort made a hole appear at Hermione's feet and Hermione slid down the hole. Her robes made some kind of a parachute thing that saved her from falling too fast.
" Curioser and Curioser!" said Hermione.
Just then Hermione woke up to Professor Trelawney saying, " Miss Granger, what do your tea leaves say?"
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story except the plot. Alice in Wonderland is owned by Lewis Carroll.( I think) If I did own the characters, I wouldn't be writing this story, I would be in the Caribbean sipping a pina colada working on the 6th book.
It was opposite day at Hogwarts. Hermione didn't get the memo, so she was wondering why everybody, including her cat was acting so totally weird. Here is her day.
Hermione walked into the common room and instead of seeing the usual colors of Gryffindor she saw the colors of Slytherin. And when she saw Harry, he had dyed his hair white and slicked it back with a whole lot of gel.
"Harry!, Why in the world are you dressed as Malfoy? I know I dared you to do something funny, but I didn't know you would take it to the extreme!" said Hermione.
"Get away from me you filthy little mud blood!" said Harry/Malfoy.
"Okay, okay! I see you're in a bad mood! I'll come back later! But first let me go pig out on food in the Great Hall!"
So Hermione went to The Great Hall. And as soon as she bit into her sausage link, her tongue swelled up to the size of a football. Then, a glass appeared that read " Drink Me". So, she drank it and her tongue shrunk to the size of a pea. Oh great! Thought Hermione. Finally her tongue grew back to it's normal size by the time it was time for her first class which happened to be Divination. When she got into the classroom, she was struck with surprise when she saw that Professor Snape was teaching the class. He looked rather funny actually. His hair was frizzed out and long. And the thing that really put the icing on the cake was that he was wearing huge goggle like things that were supposed to look like glasses. She also was in shock because, (as it was opposite day,) nobody was in class! So Professor Snape told Hermione to go back to her dormitory and stay there.
When Hermione got to the portrait of the fat lady, she mumbled the password " troll boogers".
"Wrong password!" said the fat lady delightfully.
Just then, Professor Dumbledore walked by, but he didn't look like Professor Dumbeldore, he looked like Voldemort! Hermione screamed. Then, Dumbledore/Voldemort made a hole appear at Hermione's feet and Hermione slid down the hole. Her robes made some kind of a parachute thing that saved her from falling too fast.
" Curioser and Curioser!" said Hermione.
Just then Hermione woke up to Professor Trelawney saying, " Miss Granger, what do your tea leaves say?"