Hiei: What? We have to do this AGAIN?
Vash: O.oU um....live with it....here! have some ice cream! (gives Hiei sweet snow)
Hiei: ice cream? What is this ice cream you speak of? (sees the sweet snow) YOU IDIOT! THIS IS SWEET SNOW! NOT ICE CREAM!
Vash: uh.....sweet snow?
Kurama: (whispers: that is what Hiei likes to call ice cream. I suggest you go along with it)
Vash: U sure! Yeah, that's sweet snow!
Hiei: (not listening and gulping down the sweet snow)
AF11: .U I feel sick. Kurama? Would you please take my place today?
Kurama: sure! Ok...well, KLW and AF11 didn't make Trigun, Yu Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, or any other anime characters or anime related things that are present in this story.
KLW: nicely put Kurama! Well...I'm off to feed AF11 some slugs! Sayonara!
Vash: Do slugs taste good or something?
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The day of the competition had finally came and both Vash and Hiei found ways to get to the Sahara, Vash riding on the Trigun Cat and Hiei riding on a donkey.
"I didn't actually think you would show up ningen!"
Vash just kept walking.
"Well, be prepared to feel embarrassed and..."
Hiei gave up and followed Vash to where Kurama was standing.
Kurama: I'm glad to see you have both made it. I would like to introduce Kari and Hikari. They are going to judges and referees for this bishy contest."
Kari: hey! How you guys doing?
Hikari: Hmmm...(points at Hiei) shorter than I thought! (pointing at Vash) Hmmm....taller than I thought. Well, anyways, lets get on with it already.
Yusuke: "WOOT! GO HIEI! KICK THAT STUPID VASH'S A--!!!"
Kuwabara: "GO SHORTY!"
Meryl: "GO GET HIM VASH!"
Kuwabara: "(hearts in his eyes) Hello baby! Will you please (blushes) be my girlfriend?
Meryl: -.-U "um....go away....BEFORE I SHOOT YOUR STUPID HEAD OFF!" (takes out guns)
Kuwabara: .U AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please don't hurt me please don't hurt me!!!!!
Milly: heh heh.
Vash: (sidles up to Kari hopelessly in love) "um....hi! you look like you need a bodyguard! You can hire me for only a kiss!"
Kari: (looks at him and karate chops his hands off her arm and he goes flying 10 feet away) hmph!
Now Kurama had told them all the basic rules and the first competition was going to start.
Hikari: "ok you guys. The first contest is a contest to see who can hold their breath underwater the longest."
Vash: "HAHAHA! I can definitely win this! Eating all those doughnuts helped me get ready!"
Wolfwood: "uh...Vash, how did eating doughnuts help you train for this contest?"
Hiei: "hn. So this fool likes to eat doughnuts eh?"
Kari: (blows whistle) "ok start!!!!!"
Both Hiei and Vash went underwater and help their breath. Then they started punching each other to make them breathe out and lose.
Hiei: (voice all burbly) "hahaha! Now I shall win and you the doughnut eating fool will lose!!! Then I will become the better bishy!!!"
Vash: (voice all burbly too) "ooooh. Not you've crossed a line shorty!!!! NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE INSULTS THE MIGHTY DOUGHNUTS!!!"
Inuyasha and the group show up with some popcorn and sit down by Milly to watch.
Kagome: "hey! Aren't you Milly from Trigun? I love your uh.....outfit!!"
Milly: "really? You like my outfit? Thanks so much! And you are Kagome right? How are things between you and Inuyasha?"
Kagome: "the usual, nothing much. But I think he is cheating on me with Kikkyo!"
Milly: =O.O= (Miroku was feeling her butt)
Sango: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING MIROKU?"
Miroku: (hands up in the air)" nothing Sango! Nothing at all"
Inuyasha: "Woah! You're the dude that died and then came alive again right? (walks up to Yusuke and starts shaking his hand vigorously) I'm a BIG fan of yours!"
Yusuke: "yeah, I'm him. Dude!"
Inuyasha: "dude!"
Shippou: (runs away with the popcorn)
Hiei and Vash are still underwater and have been for the last 100 hours.
Hikari: "hey Kari, you think they are still holding their breath down there? I think they died what? 99 hours and 57 minutes ago. You think we should check?"
Kari: "nah. They're probably just asleep."
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Hikari: "uh....Kari! KARI! (shakes Kari awake) I really think they are dead..."
Kari: "huh? WHAT? THEY'RE DEAD????"
Hikari: "KURAMA!!! I THINK HIEI AND VASH ARE DEAD! THEY DROWNED!!!" So Hikari, Kurama, and Kari start pulling Vash and Hiei out of the water...and they weren't breathing...
Shippou: dun dun dunnnn!
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KLW: woah...COOL! VASH AND HIEI AREN"T BREATHING!
Hiei and Vash in unison: WE DON'T DIE DO WE?
AF11: Well....MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! you shall never know until the next Chapter written by KLW!
Kurama: well, I don't really mind if they die. It'll be more doughnuts and sweet snow for me
Everyone stared at Kurama.
Kurama: what? What did I do?
AF11: well, that's it for now! R & R and please give suggestions on some other contests. Thx to KLW for writing the first chappie!
C ya next time!
Vash: O.oU um....live with it....here! have some ice cream! (gives Hiei sweet snow)
Hiei: ice cream? What is this ice cream you speak of? (sees the sweet snow) YOU IDIOT! THIS IS SWEET SNOW! NOT ICE CREAM!
Vash: uh.....sweet snow?
Kurama: (whispers: that is what Hiei likes to call ice cream. I suggest you go along with it)
Vash: U sure! Yeah, that's sweet snow!
Hiei: (not listening and gulping down the sweet snow)
AF11: .U I feel sick. Kurama? Would you please take my place today?
Kurama: sure! Ok...well, KLW and AF11 didn't make Trigun, Yu Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, or any other anime characters or anime related things that are present in this story.
KLW: nicely put Kurama! Well...I'm off to feed AF11 some slugs! Sayonara!
Vash: Do slugs taste good or something?
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The day of the competition had finally came and both Vash and Hiei found ways to get to the Sahara, Vash riding on the Trigun Cat and Hiei riding on a donkey.
"I didn't actually think you would show up ningen!"
Vash just kept walking.
"Well, be prepared to feel embarrassed and..."
Hiei gave up and followed Vash to where Kurama was standing.
Kurama: I'm glad to see you have both made it. I would like to introduce Kari and Hikari. They are going to judges and referees for this bishy contest."
Kari: hey! How you guys doing?
Hikari: Hmmm...(points at Hiei) shorter than I thought! (pointing at Vash) Hmmm....taller than I thought. Well, anyways, lets get on with it already.
Yusuke: "WOOT! GO HIEI! KICK THAT STUPID VASH'S A--!!!"
Kuwabara: "GO SHORTY!"
Meryl: "GO GET HIM VASH!"
Kuwabara: "(hearts in his eyes) Hello baby! Will you please (blushes) be my girlfriend?
Meryl: -.-U "um....go away....BEFORE I SHOOT YOUR STUPID HEAD OFF!" (takes out guns)
Kuwabara: .U AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please don't hurt me please don't hurt me!!!!!
Milly: heh heh.
Vash: (sidles up to Kari hopelessly in love) "um....hi! you look like you need a bodyguard! You can hire me for only a kiss!"
Kari: (looks at him and karate chops his hands off her arm and he goes flying 10 feet away) hmph!
Now Kurama had told them all the basic rules and the first competition was going to start.
Hikari: "ok you guys. The first contest is a contest to see who can hold their breath underwater the longest."
Vash: "HAHAHA! I can definitely win this! Eating all those doughnuts helped me get ready!"
Wolfwood: "uh...Vash, how did eating doughnuts help you train for this contest?"
Hiei: "hn. So this fool likes to eat doughnuts eh?"
Kari: (blows whistle) "ok start!!!!!"
Both Hiei and Vash went underwater and help their breath. Then they started punching each other to make them breathe out and lose.
Hiei: (voice all burbly) "hahaha! Now I shall win and you the doughnut eating fool will lose!!! Then I will become the better bishy!!!"
Vash: (voice all burbly too) "ooooh. Not you've crossed a line shorty!!!! NO ONE AND I MEAN NO ONE INSULTS THE MIGHTY DOUGHNUTS!!!"
Inuyasha and the group show up with some popcorn and sit down by Milly to watch.
Kagome: "hey! Aren't you Milly from Trigun? I love your uh.....outfit!!"
Milly: "really? You like my outfit? Thanks so much! And you are Kagome right? How are things between you and Inuyasha?"
Kagome: "the usual, nothing much. But I think he is cheating on me with Kikkyo!"
Milly: =O.O= (Miroku was feeling her butt)
Sango: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING MIROKU?"
Miroku: (hands up in the air)" nothing Sango! Nothing at all"
Inuyasha: "Woah! You're the dude that died and then came alive again right? (walks up to Yusuke and starts shaking his hand vigorously) I'm a BIG fan of yours!"
Yusuke: "yeah, I'm him. Dude!"
Inuyasha: "dude!"
Shippou: (runs away with the popcorn)
Hiei and Vash are still underwater and have been for the last 100 hours.
Hikari: "hey Kari, you think they are still holding their breath down there? I think they died what? 99 hours and 57 minutes ago. You think we should check?"
Kari: "nah. They're probably just asleep."
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Hikari: "uh....Kari! KARI! (shakes Kari awake) I really think they are dead..."
Kari: "huh? WHAT? THEY'RE DEAD????"
Hikari: "KURAMA!!! I THINK HIEI AND VASH ARE DEAD! THEY DROWNED!!!" So Hikari, Kurama, and Kari start pulling Vash and Hiei out of the water...and they weren't breathing...
Shippou: dun dun dunnnn!
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KLW: woah...COOL! VASH AND HIEI AREN"T BREATHING!
Hiei and Vash in unison: WE DON'T DIE DO WE?
AF11: Well....MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! you shall never know until the next Chapter written by KLW!
Kurama: well, I don't really mind if they die. It'll be more doughnuts and sweet snow for me
Everyone stared at Kurama.
Kurama: what? What did I do?
AF11: well, that's it for now! R & R and please give suggestions on some other contests. Thx to KLW for writing the first chappie!
C ya next time!