A/N: Ok...first I would like to say sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry!!!! I AM SOOOOOO SORRY!!!!! I know its been like almost 3 months...but I've been busy with 3 fics me and my friend Catty are writing...and my new fic called Drawn into Darkness...so...yea...I dunno know when my next update is gonna be...probly not for a long time again b/c I need to finish these other fics so I can concentrate on this fic...which might be awile...so sorry...this fic is on hold...
Disclaimer: you know the drill...I don't own blah blah blah blah...
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Lily, James, Alissa, and Sirius apparated into the kitchen, when they heard a bellow and a shriek.
"Oops." Alissa said, looking at the scene in front of her with an amused expression on her face.
Petunia Evans was the one who shrieked and the bellow came from her 19-year- old boyfriend Vernon Dursley. "H-how did they do that? W-who are they?" Vernon gaoed, backing away from Sirius, who was looking at him with a somewhat bewildered expression on his face.
"Uh..." Lily couldn't think of any excuse, she didn't think Vernon was going to be there that early.
"Freak! Look what you did!" Lily's horse faced sister screeched.
"Y-you mean you know a...about this...abnormal-"
"Who are you calling abnormal you overgrown whale!" James said, glaring at Vernon, pulling out his wand.
"Potter!" Lily yelled, but to late, Vernon had already been turned into something that slightly resembled a walrus, he had the tusks and the flippers, but that was about it.
"POTTER! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!"
James, Sirius, and Alissa were laughing to hard to take any notice of what Lily was saying.
"POTTER!"
James, and Alissa stopped laughing but Sirius was still shaking in silent laughter.
"Change him back you freak!" Petunia screeched at James, who smirked.
"Say please." He said in an overly sweet voice.
The girl scowled, while Vernon was feeling his tusks that had grown out of his face, he looked petrified.
Lily sighed and took out her wand, with a flick, Vernon's tusks and flippers were gone.
"You think we should modify his memory?" Alissa asked, looking a little disappointed that Lily had taken away the tusks and flippers.
James pouted, "Why'd you go and do that Evans? You ruined all my fun."
Lily scowled. "Yes Alissa, I think we should." She pointed her wand at Vernon again. Petunia however ran in front of her over large boyfriend and a poor attempt to shield him from the spell.
The redhead sighed. "Get out of the way Petunia, I'm not going to make him forget everything. Just that he was almost turned into a walrus. Unless you want to explain to him that you're related to a witch-"
"FINE! But don't you DARE make him forget me!"
Alissa smirked. "Now THAT'S an idea." She said evilly under her breath. James and Sirius laughed silently at this.
Lily rolled her eyes. "Don't worry I won't. I wouldn't want to listen to your whining for the rest of the summer." She raised her wand again, and Petunia hesitantly stepped away from her boyfriend. "Obliviate!"
A jet of light hit Vernon, and got a glazed look in his eyes, then looked a6t Petunia. "Oh! Petty dear, what was I saying?"
Mrs. Evans walked into the kitchen from outside. "Oh hello Lily! I see you're home from shopping. Good, good. Well, we're eating outside, you're father's making hamburgers and hotdogs."
Lily nodded and beckoned James, Alissa, and Sirius to follow her, Petunia and Vernon brought up the rear. Alissa sat at the picnic table next to Sirius and Lily made to sit on her other side but James cut in front of her and sat beside his sister. Sighing, she thought about her options.
'Sit next to Potter or my sister and her oaf of a boyfriend...some choices.' Sighing again, she took a seat next to James who grinned at her.
Petunia looked hesitant about sitting at a table with the "freaks", but she sat down any way, across from Lily.
Lily's parents came out carrying plates of food and sat them down in front of the teens, before sitting down and helping themselves.
"Help yourselves" Mrs. Evans said pleasantly.
James and Sirius didn't need telling twice, before they began to fill their plates. Each had two hotdogs, a cheeseburger, corn on the cob and French fries. The muggles stared at Jams and Sirius, amazed that the boys could eat so much.
Lily looked at them with a disgusted look on her face, and Alissa simply shook her head, with a grin at her boyfriends' and her brothers' behavior.
"So, Vernon. How have you been?" Mr. Evans asked politely.
"Vernon just got and internship at Grunnings drill company. Isn't that right dear?"
The oversized teen nodded. "Yes. It's quite interesting."
"Drills? You mean those mad spinning things that make holes? What's so great about that?" Sirius said, looking at Vernon as if he lost his mind.
Vernon looked at Sirius incredulously, and Petunia scowled at him. "At least Vernon has good taste in women."
Alissa rolled her eyes. "Yea...he has a GREAT eye for horses." She retorted. Lily groaned, while James and Sirius burst out laughing. Alissa looked at her brother and smirked. James looked at her and grinned, he knew that look.
"What?" He mouthed.
"Food...fight..." She mouthed back, jabbing her head towards Vernon.
James's grin grew wider as he pulled out his wand, and Alissa did the same.
"Wingardium Leviosa!" The whispered in a unison.
What happened next was...well...not good. An apple pie had floated over Vernon's head before smashing down on it. The ketchup bottle squirted all over his face, then his soda poured all over his head as well.
"AARRGGHH!!!"
"Vernon!"
"Now everyone calm down!" "POTTER!!"
Now, Sirius, Alissa and James were in the kitchen with a pissed Lily. Vernon had run out yelling about lunatics with a teary Petunia running after him. Mr. And Mrs. Evans were cleaning up.
"I can't BELIEVE you would do something like that! MAGIC! In front of my sisters muggle boyfriend!" Lily shrieked at the two.
"I didn't do it!" Sirius protested. "Why are you yelling at me?"
"Stuff it Black!"
"C'mon Lily! The guy's a prat! He deserved what he got!" Alissa reasoned.
The other girl glared at her friend. "I would have thought that even YOU would have been smart enough to not FOR ONCE not cause trouble! What if my neighbors saw something?!"
James sighed. "Ok Evans we're sorry..."
Lily glared at James. "Potter...it's bad enough that I have to deal with your immaturity from September till June...the LEAST you could have done was act you BLOODY AGE!"
The two Potters winced, then Alissa looked at her watch and sighed. "Listen Lily...I'm sorry about Vernon...but we gotta go...I told mum we'd be back at 8:30..."
The redhead sighed. "Fine...I guess I'll see you on the train."
Alissa nodded, when Mr. And Mrs. Evans entered the kitchen. "We have to go...but I'm really sorry about that." She said, but the 2 adults just waved it off.
"Don't worry about it Alissa...no harm done... come back sometime soon though ok?" Mr. Evans said.
The 3 Marauders smiled at him. "You bet we will." Sirius said. "The food was great!"
Mr. Evans laughed. "I'm glad you thought so."
"Well...bye!" Alissa waved to them, and disapparated with Sirius following after her.
"See you Evans." James said giving her a charming smile before disapparating as well.
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Disclaimer: you know the drill...I don't own blah blah blah blah...
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Lily, James, Alissa, and Sirius apparated into the kitchen, when they heard a bellow and a shriek.
"Oops." Alissa said, looking at the scene in front of her with an amused expression on her face.
Petunia Evans was the one who shrieked and the bellow came from her 19-year- old boyfriend Vernon Dursley. "H-how did they do that? W-who are they?" Vernon gaoed, backing away from Sirius, who was looking at him with a somewhat bewildered expression on his face.
"Uh..." Lily couldn't think of any excuse, she didn't think Vernon was going to be there that early.
"Freak! Look what you did!" Lily's horse faced sister screeched.
"Y-you mean you know a...about this...abnormal-"
"Who are you calling abnormal you overgrown whale!" James said, glaring at Vernon, pulling out his wand.
"Potter!" Lily yelled, but to late, Vernon had already been turned into something that slightly resembled a walrus, he had the tusks and the flippers, but that was about it.
"POTTER! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!"
James, Sirius, and Alissa were laughing to hard to take any notice of what Lily was saying.
"POTTER!"
James, and Alissa stopped laughing but Sirius was still shaking in silent laughter.
"Change him back you freak!" Petunia screeched at James, who smirked.
"Say please." He said in an overly sweet voice.
The girl scowled, while Vernon was feeling his tusks that had grown out of his face, he looked petrified.
Lily sighed and took out her wand, with a flick, Vernon's tusks and flippers were gone.
"You think we should modify his memory?" Alissa asked, looking a little disappointed that Lily had taken away the tusks and flippers.
James pouted, "Why'd you go and do that Evans? You ruined all my fun."
Lily scowled. "Yes Alissa, I think we should." She pointed her wand at Vernon again. Petunia however ran in front of her over large boyfriend and a poor attempt to shield him from the spell.
The redhead sighed. "Get out of the way Petunia, I'm not going to make him forget everything. Just that he was almost turned into a walrus. Unless you want to explain to him that you're related to a witch-"
"FINE! But don't you DARE make him forget me!"
Alissa smirked. "Now THAT'S an idea." She said evilly under her breath. James and Sirius laughed silently at this.
Lily rolled her eyes. "Don't worry I won't. I wouldn't want to listen to your whining for the rest of the summer." She raised her wand again, and Petunia hesitantly stepped away from her boyfriend. "Obliviate!"
A jet of light hit Vernon, and got a glazed look in his eyes, then looked a6t Petunia. "Oh! Petty dear, what was I saying?"
Mrs. Evans walked into the kitchen from outside. "Oh hello Lily! I see you're home from shopping. Good, good. Well, we're eating outside, you're father's making hamburgers and hotdogs."
Lily nodded and beckoned James, Alissa, and Sirius to follow her, Petunia and Vernon brought up the rear. Alissa sat at the picnic table next to Sirius and Lily made to sit on her other side but James cut in front of her and sat beside his sister. Sighing, she thought about her options.
'Sit next to Potter or my sister and her oaf of a boyfriend...some choices.' Sighing again, she took a seat next to James who grinned at her.
Petunia looked hesitant about sitting at a table with the "freaks", but she sat down any way, across from Lily.
Lily's parents came out carrying plates of food and sat them down in front of the teens, before sitting down and helping themselves.
"Help yourselves" Mrs. Evans said pleasantly.
James and Sirius didn't need telling twice, before they began to fill their plates. Each had two hotdogs, a cheeseburger, corn on the cob and French fries. The muggles stared at Jams and Sirius, amazed that the boys could eat so much.
Lily looked at them with a disgusted look on her face, and Alissa simply shook her head, with a grin at her boyfriends' and her brothers' behavior.
"So, Vernon. How have you been?" Mr. Evans asked politely.
"Vernon just got and internship at Grunnings drill company. Isn't that right dear?"
The oversized teen nodded. "Yes. It's quite interesting."
"Drills? You mean those mad spinning things that make holes? What's so great about that?" Sirius said, looking at Vernon as if he lost his mind.
Vernon looked at Sirius incredulously, and Petunia scowled at him. "At least Vernon has good taste in women."
Alissa rolled her eyes. "Yea...he has a GREAT eye for horses." She retorted. Lily groaned, while James and Sirius burst out laughing. Alissa looked at her brother and smirked. James looked at her and grinned, he knew that look.
"What?" He mouthed.
"Food...fight..." She mouthed back, jabbing her head towards Vernon.
James's grin grew wider as he pulled out his wand, and Alissa did the same.
"Wingardium Leviosa!" The whispered in a unison.
What happened next was...well...not good. An apple pie had floated over Vernon's head before smashing down on it. The ketchup bottle squirted all over his face, then his soda poured all over his head as well.
"AARRGGHH!!!"
"Vernon!"
"Now everyone calm down!" "POTTER!!"
Now, Sirius, Alissa and James were in the kitchen with a pissed Lily. Vernon had run out yelling about lunatics with a teary Petunia running after him. Mr. And Mrs. Evans were cleaning up.
"I can't BELIEVE you would do something like that! MAGIC! In front of my sisters muggle boyfriend!" Lily shrieked at the two.
"I didn't do it!" Sirius protested. "Why are you yelling at me?"
"Stuff it Black!"
"C'mon Lily! The guy's a prat! He deserved what he got!" Alissa reasoned.
The other girl glared at her friend. "I would have thought that even YOU would have been smart enough to not FOR ONCE not cause trouble! What if my neighbors saw something?!"
James sighed. "Ok Evans we're sorry..."
Lily glared at James. "Potter...it's bad enough that I have to deal with your immaturity from September till June...the LEAST you could have done was act you BLOODY AGE!"
The two Potters winced, then Alissa looked at her watch and sighed. "Listen Lily...I'm sorry about Vernon...but we gotta go...I told mum we'd be back at 8:30..."
The redhead sighed. "Fine...I guess I'll see you on the train."
Alissa nodded, when Mr. And Mrs. Evans entered the kitchen. "We have to go...but I'm really sorry about that." She said, but the 2 adults just waved it off.
"Don't worry about it Alissa...no harm done... come back sometime soon though ok?" Mr. Evans said.
The 3 Marauders smiled at him. "You bet we will." Sirius said. "The food was great!"
Mr. Evans laughed. "I'm glad you thought so."
"Well...bye!" Alissa waved to them, and disapparated with Sirius following after her.
"See you Evans." James said giving her a charming smile before disapparating as well.
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