What else needed to be said? I ask myself.
I suppose I should have put fin at the bottom of the first chapter since I didn't plan on adding more to it. Well one day I'll learn. So here's what my four reviewers had wanted in their reviews…another chapter! Though I should take wanting more chapters as a good thing but I'm just too damn lazy to write a super long fiction. (Hears cheers in the audience).
Okay, so this will be my humor with the situation of WB canceling a fifth season of X-Men Evolution. Here it goes…
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Between the Minds, part 2
Rogue recovered from her little 'problem' that kept her in the infirmary and in the depths of her mind for a month. She recovered so well in fact that the writer's of X-Men Evolution forgot about her little 'problem' they skipped out entirely on writing that in the episode 'Impact'.
………
Now we fast forward through the fourth season. To make sure we'll all on the same page now readers the final episode of 'Ascension II' has been aired and it is the end of 'Between the Minds, part 1' and this is where our story takes place.
………
Remy had left the Acolytes and Magneto for greener pastures. Sure the old geezer might pop a pipe and the rather odd combination of future X-Men and Brotherhood/on every evil team in the X-Universe would most definitely accept his departure, but deep down they all would, eventually at one time or another, be saddened by his leave, after all he is Gambit. I'd sure as hell would miss him!
Once each remaining member found out about his new allegiance and now rivalry they dealt with their sadness in their own unique way.
Piotr drew a pretty picture of Remy at the X-Mansion with himself at his side. The big guy smiled at his drawing and eyed suspiciously around his room, making sure no one was looking when he hid it under his pillow. He couldn't wait until he found a way to officially become a member of the X-Team. Once he got his damn green card.
Sabretooth took his aggression out on his special little scratching post. Once that was demolished he tore apart his room. Kitty litter now covering his room, Sabretooth let his tears fall as he thought about the good old times…the times…the fact that Gambit USED to be on the same team as him. Now he sided with his nemesis Wolverine.
'MEOW' he took out the wall, hissing at any by passers that witnessed his sudden odd behavior.
St. John did what he did best. He got his shinny little zippo out and started burning any flammable objects that caught his eye. He laughed madly (almost like the 'creepy thin man' from Charlie's Angels) did when he…laughed. It was until the men in the white jackets came and took the Pyromaniac away. That fixed his little red wagon.
Magneto…well Magneto being the old guy he is had a stroke from the devastating news. He is now in the hospital hoping for a recovery at all. (See if the writer's can get him out of that one! Muhaha!)
…………
Remy watched in gleefulness as the gates of Xavier's mansion opened for him. In the distance in a meadow of grass and flowers the entire household came frolicking out to greet him.
He smiled as he skipped to meet them in the middle of the pretty surroundings. After he hugged each and every member of the team his eyes sparkled as he saw Rogue standing across the meadow who smiled idiotically as corny love music played over the fields.
Remy raced over to greet her and she him. Their progress slowed by the slow motion that they had to endure to suspend the moment and make all the viewers and readers feel all warm and fuzzy on the insides.
They hugged and giggled and laughed and frolicked. After all that, they skipped off, hand in hand, into the sunset. Who would have thought such a wonderful ending to the new beginning of a new life for the Evolution Rogue and Remy.
Tra-la-la! The End!
……………………………….............
So yeah, wrote this in like 45 minutes, hope it's funny and I hoped you all enjoyed it.
Any cynical readers out there, come now I'm sure each of us has wanted to see Remy and Rogue skip off into the sunset at one point or another…and Piotr with his little gay moment (not bashing him. I love Piotr, especially in the movie. Woof!) and Pyro with his white men taking him away moment and Sabretooth with a bash and of course Magneto with his 'I'm old' moment.
There! Everyone is happy!
fin
I suppose I should have put fin at the bottom of the first chapter since I didn't plan on adding more to it. Well one day I'll learn. So here's what my four reviewers had wanted in their reviews…another chapter! Though I should take wanting more chapters as a good thing but I'm just too damn lazy to write a super long fiction. (Hears cheers in the audience).
Okay, so this will be my humor with the situation of WB canceling a fifth season of X-Men Evolution. Here it goes…
……………………………….......
Between the Minds, part 2
Rogue recovered from her little 'problem' that kept her in the infirmary and in the depths of her mind for a month. She recovered so well in fact that the writer's of X-Men Evolution forgot about her little 'problem' they skipped out entirely on writing that in the episode 'Impact'.
………
Now we fast forward through the fourth season. To make sure we'll all on the same page now readers the final episode of 'Ascension II' has been aired and it is the end of 'Between the Minds, part 1' and this is where our story takes place.
………
Remy had left the Acolytes and Magneto for greener pastures. Sure the old geezer might pop a pipe and the rather odd combination of future X-Men and Brotherhood/on every evil team in the X-Universe would most definitely accept his departure, but deep down they all would, eventually at one time or another, be saddened by his leave, after all he is Gambit. I'd sure as hell would miss him!
Once each remaining member found out about his new allegiance and now rivalry they dealt with their sadness in their own unique way.
Piotr drew a pretty picture of Remy at the X-Mansion with himself at his side. The big guy smiled at his drawing and eyed suspiciously around his room, making sure no one was looking when he hid it under his pillow. He couldn't wait until he found a way to officially become a member of the X-Team. Once he got his damn green card.
Sabretooth took his aggression out on his special little scratching post. Once that was demolished he tore apart his room. Kitty litter now covering his room, Sabretooth let his tears fall as he thought about the good old times…the times…the fact that Gambit USED to be on the same team as him. Now he sided with his nemesis Wolverine.
'MEOW' he took out the wall, hissing at any by passers that witnessed his sudden odd behavior.
St. John did what he did best. He got his shinny little zippo out and started burning any flammable objects that caught his eye. He laughed madly (almost like the 'creepy thin man' from Charlie's Angels) did when he…laughed. It was until the men in the white jackets came and took the Pyromaniac away. That fixed his little red wagon.
Magneto…well Magneto being the old guy he is had a stroke from the devastating news. He is now in the hospital hoping for a recovery at all. (See if the writer's can get him out of that one! Muhaha!)
…………
Remy watched in gleefulness as the gates of Xavier's mansion opened for him. In the distance in a meadow of grass and flowers the entire household came frolicking out to greet him.
He smiled as he skipped to meet them in the middle of the pretty surroundings. After he hugged each and every member of the team his eyes sparkled as he saw Rogue standing across the meadow who smiled idiotically as corny love music played over the fields.
Remy raced over to greet her and she him. Their progress slowed by the slow motion that they had to endure to suspend the moment and make all the viewers and readers feel all warm and fuzzy on the insides.
They hugged and giggled and laughed and frolicked. After all that, they skipped off, hand in hand, into the sunset. Who would have thought such a wonderful ending to the new beginning of a new life for the Evolution Rogue and Remy.
Tra-la-la! The End!
……………………………….............
So yeah, wrote this in like 45 minutes, hope it's funny and I hoped you all enjoyed it.
Any cynical readers out there, come now I'm sure each of us has wanted to see Remy and Rogue skip off into the sunset at one point or another…and Piotr with his little gay moment (not bashing him. I love Piotr, especially in the movie. Woof!) and Pyro with his white men taking him away moment and Sabretooth with a bash and of course Magneto with his 'I'm old' moment.
There! Everyone is happy!
fin