Poachemon
Chapter 2
Another young orange haired girl was out fishing. No; she wasn't going to train what she caught; she was just hungry. The smell of smoke drifted past her nose. "It be musty up in here!" Surprisingly, Misty was not black; she was just trying to be. (Racial offense not intended) she dropped her fishing rod and walked to where the scent was coming from. An orange and red flame was shown before her. This was great! It's like dropping a stick of dynamite in the water! All the dead things are yours for the taking! Misty was an aspiring Poachemon trainer. She dashed into the burning woods. A few Pidgey here, a Hoothoot there, and some Sentret. Misty began to think; man, why do they always put the crappy pokemon with no value at the beginning of the game? She suddenly spotted a knocked out boy in the middle of a clearing. This was her lucky day! She was running out of bullets. She picked him up and dashed out of the forest.
Ash was beginning to come to. After a couple of chokes and some coughs, he stood up. "Hey, where'd all my stuff go?" He noticed an orange girl using it to shoot out Magickarp in the pond. "What an idiot, why not use dynamite? I've gotta get my stuff back!" He executed a flying jump kick, landing right in the girl's face. While the girl fell into the water, he grabbed the gun. A big splash erupted. "Ha! I hope the Magickarp eat you alive!" He began to walk away when a big boulder skinned his arm.
"You'll have to do a lot better than that to knock me out!" The girl did an upside-down spinning kick, hitting ash multiple times. Ash rubbed his bruises.
"I don't have the time to deal with you! Flocks of angry spearow are chasing me!" She turned her head.
"There aren't any angry..." she was cut off by the realization that her bike was stolen. This calls for drastic measures from the one and only... MISTY!
What a moron! Ash was sure to get away now. He only hoped that she didn't come after him. An attack would surely be fatal, considering the low amount of bullets he had. He had guessed right. A swarm of bullets banged against his bike route.
"Where do you think you're going?!" Misty was heading straight towards Ash in her super Poke Poacher tank. Misty pressed the, "launch" button in her control panel, causing a rocket to be reared in the attacking position. Crud, thought Ash! What am I gonna do? I know! If I time it just right...
"Prepare to gimme back that bike! But it won't much matter when it's covered in fire and ASH! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!" Misty obviously liked her own puns way too much. "Prepare to be annihilated!" As the rocket sped forth, Ash shot one of his bullets. The impact caused the rocket to be pushed back in the tank, causing a catastrophic explosion.
"YES! We did it!" By "we", Ash meant his beloved Uzi. I better go to the nearest town to stock up. Meanwhile, Misty was amidst the burning rubbish, muttering to herself. "Mark my words, Ash Ketchum, I will get you."
Chapter 2
Another young orange haired girl was out fishing. No; she wasn't going to train what she caught; she was just hungry. The smell of smoke drifted past her nose. "It be musty up in here!" Surprisingly, Misty was not black; she was just trying to be. (Racial offense not intended) she dropped her fishing rod and walked to where the scent was coming from. An orange and red flame was shown before her. This was great! It's like dropping a stick of dynamite in the water! All the dead things are yours for the taking! Misty was an aspiring Poachemon trainer. She dashed into the burning woods. A few Pidgey here, a Hoothoot there, and some Sentret. Misty began to think; man, why do they always put the crappy pokemon with no value at the beginning of the game? She suddenly spotted a knocked out boy in the middle of a clearing. This was her lucky day! She was running out of bullets. She picked him up and dashed out of the forest.
Ash was beginning to come to. After a couple of chokes and some coughs, he stood up. "Hey, where'd all my stuff go?" He noticed an orange girl using it to shoot out Magickarp in the pond. "What an idiot, why not use dynamite? I've gotta get my stuff back!" He executed a flying jump kick, landing right in the girl's face. While the girl fell into the water, he grabbed the gun. A big splash erupted. "Ha! I hope the Magickarp eat you alive!" He began to walk away when a big boulder skinned his arm.
"You'll have to do a lot better than that to knock me out!" The girl did an upside-down spinning kick, hitting ash multiple times. Ash rubbed his bruises.
"I don't have the time to deal with you! Flocks of angry spearow are chasing me!" She turned her head.
"There aren't any angry..." she was cut off by the realization that her bike was stolen. This calls for drastic measures from the one and only... MISTY!
What a moron! Ash was sure to get away now. He only hoped that she didn't come after him. An attack would surely be fatal, considering the low amount of bullets he had. He had guessed right. A swarm of bullets banged against his bike route.
"Where do you think you're going?!" Misty was heading straight towards Ash in her super Poke Poacher tank. Misty pressed the, "launch" button in her control panel, causing a rocket to be reared in the attacking position. Crud, thought Ash! What am I gonna do? I know! If I time it just right...
"Prepare to gimme back that bike! But it won't much matter when it's covered in fire and ASH! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!" Misty obviously liked her own puns way too much. "Prepare to be annihilated!" As the rocket sped forth, Ash shot one of his bullets. The impact caused the rocket to be pushed back in the tank, causing a catastrophic explosion.
"YES! We did it!" By "we", Ash meant his beloved Uzi. I better go to the nearest town to stock up. Meanwhile, Misty was amidst the burning rubbish, muttering to herself. "Mark my words, Ash Ketchum, I will get you."