Poachemon
Chapter 3
Ash rode to the nearest town with a sense of renewed victory. Not even a tank could stop him! Ash watched Viridian city come into view. He tried to brake, but the bike didn't have any. "That stupid Misty rigged this bike!" Ash jumped off to the ground as the bike hit a stop sign and exploded. "Bombs too?!" Ash was really in need of medical attention now. He staggered to the nearest poke center. When he finally got there, he talked to the nurse. "I don't think I need to tell you that I'm at the point of death, just fix me up, do whatever you do."
"Sorry, sir. We only help Pokemon here."
"Alright then, where's the human hospital?"
"There isn't one." Ash broke out in a rage and whipped out his Uzi.
"YOUR KIDDING ME! HOW MUCH DO YOU GUYS FRIGGIN' WORSHIP THESE LITTLE PIECES OF JUNK?!" Bullets flew in every which direction, but Nurse Joy was the only target. She didn't get hit. The charade of bullets didn't last long, because Misty had used them all up.
"Oh my gosh, a Pokemon poacher!" Nurse Joy dashed for the phone, only to realize the bullets had hit it. What am I to do, she thought? I voice was heard from the room.
"Prepare for Trouble!"
"Make it double!"
"To protect the world from overpopulation!"
"To unite all peoples within our nation!"
"To announce the riches of poaching cash!"
"We're going to have a Poachemon bash!"
"Jesse!"
"James!"
"Team Rocket shoots off at the speed of a bunny!"
"Surrender your animals now, or give us all your money!" A very long red haired women and a purple haired man were challenging Ash. They appeared from out of the blue in a big balloon shaped like a dollar symbol. They didn't realize that ash didn't have any money, so there was no point in threatening him. A piece of broken bike flew at the couple. They both ducked too see that their balloon was popped. The red haired girl, Jesse, was utterly appalled.
"How dare you! Who chucked that bike shard?" Jesse was surprised to see a young orange haired girl standing three feet away from her.
"I did, loser!" Ash was relieved yet worried to see Misty again. Why was she following me? Why does she want revenge so bad? And how in the heck did she get better while he was like a bruised and battered rag doll? "I'll hold Jesse and the gay guy off! (purple hair is not very masculine) You go get help, Ash!"
Ash ran out of the hospital, hoping to find some more ammunition. I've got it, the poke mart! He rammed through the double doors and asked the shopkeeper for some ammo. The shopkeeper looked at him like he was a lunatic.
"Ammo? You mean, bullets? Sorry, we don't carry any of those. But if your looking for poke food pellets, then you're in luck. You're the hundredth person to come into our store today! You get a free box!"
Ash looked at the box with sinking hope. It'll have to do, he thought. He loaded his Uzi and went to go help Misty.
"What the heck kind of a Pokemon is that?!" Misty stared into the eyes of what was a Seedot.
James answered, "It's a Seedot, of course!" The Seedot flew at Misty, and blew up. It didn't take long to figure out why. Pokemon that appeared in later versions of the game weren't allowed in this one. James began to shout so loud that all the windows cracked. "That son of a monkey salesman! I knew I shouldn't have been tricked! He said it was a rare Pokemon!"
Misty replied, "Well, he wasn't lying. So long, suckers!" Misty pulled out a very very very compact rocket launcher out of her pocket. It fired out an array of two missiles, each sending one member of team rocket flying towards the sun.
They both replied, "Team Rocket's blasting off ag..." The sentence was cut short by them flying into the sun. (Saves the reader and me a lot of grief. Who wants to see them over and over?)
"Yes, I did it!" Ash wasn't impressed. Anyone could have done that with a rocket launcher. Suddenly, ahs heard a voice inside the hospital.
Nurse joy stepped from behind the counter with a huge drill in her hand. "You two didn't forget about me, did you?"
Chapter 3
Ash rode to the nearest town with a sense of renewed victory. Not even a tank could stop him! Ash watched Viridian city come into view. He tried to brake, but the bike didn't have any. "That stupid Misty rigged this bike!" Ash jumped off to the ground as the bike hit a stop sign and exploded. "Bombs too?!" Ash was really in need of medical attention now. He staggered to the nearest poke center. When he finally got there, he talked to the nurse. "I don't think I need to tell you that I'm at the point of death, just fix me up, do whatever you do."
"Sorry, sir. We only help Pokemon here."
"Alright then, where's the human hospital?"
"There isn't one." Ash broke out in a rage and whipped out his Uzi.
"YOUR KIDDING ME! HOW MUCH DO YOU GUYS FRIGGIN' WORSHIP THESE LITTLE PIECES OF JUNK?!" Bullets flew in every which direction, but Nurse Joy was the only target. She didn't get hit. The charade of bullets didn't last long, because Misty had used them all up.
"Oh my gosh, a Pokemon poacher!" Nurse Joy dashed for the phone, only to realize the bullets had hit it. What am I to do, she thought? I voice was heard from the room.
"Prepare for Trouble!"
"Make it double!"
"To protect the world from overpopulation!"
"To unite all peoples within our nation!"
"To announce the riches of poaching cash!"
"We're going to have a Poachemon bash!"
"Jesse!"
"James!"
"Team Rocket shoots off at the speed of a bunny!"
"Surrender your animals now, or give us all your money!" A very long red haired women and a purple haired man were challenging Ash. They appeared from out of the blue in a big balloon shaped like a dollar symbol. They didn't realize that ash didn't have any money, so there was no point in threatening him. A piece of broken bike flew at the couple. They both ducked too see that their balloon was popped. The red haired girl, Jesse, was utterly appalled.
"How dare you! Who chucked that bike shard?" Jesse was surprised to see a young orange haired girl standing three feet away from her.
"I did, loser!" Ash was relieved yet worried to see Misty again. Why was she following me? Why does she want revenge so bad? And how in the heck did she get better while he was like a bruised and battered rag doll? "I'll hold Jesse and the gay guy off! (purple hair is not very masculine) You go get help, Ash!"
Ash ran out of the hospital, hoping to find some more ammunition. I've got it, the poke mart! He rammed through the double doors and asked the shopkeeper for some ammo. The shopkeeper looked at him like he was a lunatic.
"Ammo? You mean, bullets? Sorry, we don't carry any of those. But if your looking for poke food pellets, then you're in luck. You're the hundredth person to come into our store today! You get a free box!"
Ash looked at the box with sinking hope. It'll have to do, he thought. He loaded his Uzi and went to go help Misty.
"What the heck kind of a Pokemon is that?!" Misty stared into the eyes of what was a Seedot.
James answered, "It's a Seedot, of course!" The Seedot flew at Misty, and blew up. It didn't take long to figure out why. Pokemon that appeared in later versions of the game weren't allowed in this one. James began to shout so loud that all the windows cracked. "That son of a monkey salesman! I knew I shouldn't have been tricked! He said it was a rare Pokemon!"
Misty replied, "Well, he wasn't lying. So long, suckers!" Misty pulled out a very very very compact rocket launcher out of her pocket. It fired out an array of two missiles, each sending one member of team rocket flying towards the sun.
They both replied, "Team Rocket's blasting off ag..." The sentence was cut short by them flying into the sun. (Saves the reader and me a lot of grief. Who wants to see them over and over?)
"Yes, I did it!" Ash wasn't impressed. Anyone could have done that with a rocket launcher. Suddenly, ahs heard a voice inside the hospital.
Nurse joy stepped from behind the counter with a huge drill in her hand. "You two didn't forget about me, did you?"