Poachemon
Chapter 4
Ash was wondering how everyone seemed to be packing weaponry these days. Nurse joy yelled in a crazy voice, "You two brats aren't going anywhere!" Joy bared her teeth and spun her intimidating over-sized drill.
Ash responded, "You dumb pink-haired freak! All I've gotta do is knock you off with my precious Uzi!" he fired a poke food pellet. Nurse Joy launched her mouth and swallowed.
"That was good, got any more?" Misty peered at Ash.
"Well that was lame..." Misty turned away from the red-faced boy and aimed her rockets at the psychotic nurse.
"Uh uh uh! You know as well as I do that I could drill open that rocket, causing an explosion that could kill us all! But, if you're too curious to resist, then shoot, SHOOT!"
Misty looked wide-eyed at her. "You're friggin' crazy!" However, Misty knew she was right. But her rocket launcher was the only thing she had with her. How else could she do any damage? If only Ash wasn't so stupid, we could be alive!
Nurse Joy interrupted her thoughts. Joy rushed over with her drill and made a stabbing motion towards Misty. Luckily, Misty dodged to the left. A dart filled with an overdose of aspirin hit Nurse Joy. Ash looked at her triumphantly.
"Gotcha! Nurse Joy, you're finished!" Ash saw Nurse Joy running up to him with the drill, seemingly filled with renewed rage. "Why in the heck isn't the aspirin working?!" Ash quickly maneuvered himself to the left, and saw the answer. He saw it in her lifeless eyes. Nurse Joy was nothing but a robot! Ash hawked a lugi into her aspirin-inflicted hole. The liquid caused a malfunction in her circuitry, causing Nurse Joy to explode.
Misty mouth was agape. "If Nurse Joy was a robot than who's controlling her?" The answer walked out in front of her, a controller in its hands.
It was a Chansey. "These robots suck! I'll have to get rid of these two Poachers myself!" The fat tub of pink launched itself at Ash, slapping him multiple times.
"OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!" ash was astonished that something as innocent, fat, and cute as a Chansey could be so evil.
"Hey Tubby!" Misty reared her rocket launcher on her shoulder. "EAT THIS!" The Chansey countered the oncoming rocket with an egg bomb attack. The two created a blast that blew apart the whole hospital. A few pedestrians noticed, and started to run towards the poke center.
Crud, Ash thought! Now we have people witnessing the explosion as well! Ash had an idea. What were all the things he and Misty had just said about Chansey? 'fat.' 'tubby.' That's it! Ash took out his Uzi filled with luscious food no Chansey could resist. He shot repeatedly at the Chansey, with it eating every single pellet of food. It didn't realize, however, that the more it ate, the fatter it got. Chansey began to puff up like a balloon, and eventually popped.
"Yes, I did it!" Ash then considered the people who were closing in on them, including the police. "Misty, can you get that tank of yours?" Misty looked at him like an idiot.
"You blew it up, remember?"
"Oh yeah." Ash then had another idea! (Ash was felling particularly smart today) he got the keys to his winged vehicle out of his pocket. He then pushed the 'beeper' button. Ash's vehicle soon came to him. It was a Northrop B-2A "Spirit" (the reader may notice it as a stealth bomber) it sat in front of Ash, ready to make his escape capable. He jumped in, when he noticed the tug on his jacket.
"You can't forget about me Ash! You still owe me a new tank and a new bike!"
"Whatever! Just get in!" Misty seated herself in the plane like it was home. Ash remembered something.
"Misty you wait here, I've gotta go get something!" Ash hopped out. The police cars were closing in on the sight. Ash swiped the egg the Chansey left, and then got into the plane to make his escape.
Chapter 4
Ash was wondering how everyone seemed to be packing weaponry these days. Nurse joy yelled in a crazy voice, "You two brats aren't going anywhere!" Joy bared her teeth and spun her intimidating over-sized drill.
Ash responded, "You dumb pink-haired freak! All I've gotta do is knock you off with my precious Uzi!" he fired a poke food pellet. Nurse Joy launched her mouth and swallowed.
"That was good, got any more?" Misty peered at Ash.
"Well that was lame..." Misty turned away from the red-faced boy and aimed her rockets at the psychotic nurse.
"Uh uh uh! You know as well as I do that I could drill open that rocket, causing an explosion that could kill us all! But, if you're too curious to resist, then shoot, SHOOT!"
Misty looked wide-eyed at her. "You're friggin' crazy!" However, Misty knew she was right. But her rocket launcher was the only thing she had with her. How else could she do any damage? If only Ash wasn't so stupid, we could be alive!
Nurse Joy interrupted her thoughts. Joy rushed over with her drill and made a stabbing motion towards Misty. Luckily, Misty dodged to the left. A dart filled with an overdose of aspirin hit Nurse Joy. Ash looked at her triumphantly.
"Gotcha! Nurse Joy, you're finished!" Ash saw Nurse Joy running up to him with the drill, seemingly filled with renewed rage. "Why in the heck isn't the aspirin working?!" Ash quickly maneuvered himself to the left, and saw the answer. He saw it in her lifeless eyes. Nurse Joy was nothing but a robot! Ash hawked a lugi into her aspirin-inflicted hole. The liquid caused a malfunction in her circuitry, causing Nurse Joy to explode.
Misty mouth was agape. "If Nurse Joy was a robot than who's controlling her?" The answer walked out in front of her, a controller in its hands.
It was a Chansey. "These robots suck! I'll have to get rid of these two Poachers myself!" The fat tub of pink launched itself at Ash, slapping him multiple times.
"OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!" ash was astonished that something as innocent, fat, and cute as a Chansey could be so evil.
"Hey Tubby!" Misty reared her rocket launcher on her shoulder. "EAT THIS!" The Chansey countered the oncoming rocket with an egg bomb attack. The two created a blast that blew apart the whole hospital. A few pedestrians noticed, and started to run towards the poke center.
Crud, Ash thought! Now we have people witnessing the explosion as well! Ash had an idea. What were all the things he and Misty had just said about Chansey? 'fat.' 'tubby.' That's it! Ash took out his Uzi filled with luscious food no Chansey could resist. He shot repeatedly at the Chansey, with it eating every single pellet of food. It didn't realize, however, that the more it ate, the fatter it got. Chansey began to puff up like a balloon, and eventually popped.
"Yes, I did it!" Ash then considered the people who were closing in on them, including the police. "Misty, can you get that tank of yours?" Misty looked at him like an idiot.
"You blew it up, remember?"
"Oh yeah." Ash then had another idea! (Ash was felling particularly smart today) he got the keys to his winged vehicle out of his pocket. He then pushed the 'beeper' button. Ash's vehicle soon came to him. It was a Northrop B-2A "Spirit" (the reader may notice it as a stealth bomber) it sat in front of Ash, ready to make his escape capable. He jumped in, when he noticed the tug on his jacket.
"You can't forget about me Ash! You still owe me a new tank and a new bike!"
"Whatever! Just get in!" Misty seated herself in the plane like it was home. Ash remembered something.
"Misty you wait here, I've gotta go get something!" Ash hopped out. The police cars were closing in on the sight. Ash swiped the egg the Chansey left, and then got into the plane to make his escape.