Poachemon
Chapter 9
Ash, Misty, and Brock happily skipped to the next town, Cerulean city. Ash was going to get his next badge, the Cascade. No one questioned why Ash didn't just fly them there with his stealth bomber. I f you ask why Ash is so stupid; he'll just act stupider. When they came to the entrance of the town, Misty remembered why she didn't want to come.
"Ash, why don't I just go get some pokemon in the woods, and sell the for money?"
"Don't worry about it. Apparently, that gym battle I had with blind-man Brock could keep us going for quite a while."
"Ash shut your face about my eyes."
"But you never know when you might suddenly stupidly spend it on some casino! Maybe I should just build up an emergency fund, just encase!"
"A STUPID CASINO, WHERE?! Hey, wait a minute. Misty, you aren't scared of going into this peaceful little city, are you? I promise, I won't make any contact with Nurse Joy or officer Jenny, now come on!" Ash dragged Misty into the town. "Hey Misty, where is the gym anyway?"
"Fashizzle my nizzle!"
"I swear to friggin' Lugia, Misty, if you don't stop being black right now, I will blow your brains out."
"Yeah Misty, you should leave the blackness up to me, Brock!" Ash was going to test him on whether he was black or Asian.
"Hey Brock, the opposite of no is...?"
"Yes?"
"NO! HAHAHAHAHA! It's yeah! Like in that song, 'yeah'. Geez Brock, your just Asian." Brock dropped his head as Misty dreadfully pulled out her map.
"The gym is this way." She pointed her finger at a carousel shaped building. It showed a picture of a Dewgong at the top. Ash, Misty, and Brock walked in to what appeared to be a water show. A blonde, a redhead, and a blue-haired girl preformed numerous swimming tricks. Brock stared and groveled at the three luscious figures. After the show was over, Ash decided to ask them where he could find the gym leaders.
The redhead responded, "A gym battle? I haven't had one of those in a long time. If you want to find the gym leaders here, come this way." She led them to a large room that appeared to be a training area for the swimmers.
The blue haired girl gasped in amazement. "OHMYGOSH, is that you Misty?" Ash was perplexed, kind of like he was every other time of the day.
"Hey, are these your girl friends? You are the first female pimp I've seen, Misty." The answer came like this. SLAPCRACKPUNCHKICKSMASHCRASHEXPLOSION.
"You sicko! These are my annoying sisters!" The blonde one spoke up.
"She's right. See, we are the gym leaders here. We always picked on Misty and made fun of her, so she broke away from the gym business, and decided to become a Poachemon master." Ash was busy thinking up all the blonde jokes he heard. If only that blue-haired girl was a brunette...
a half hour passed by with a bunch of chitchat from Misty and her sisters, and she slapped ash awake. "Listen Ash, I'm the Poachemon leader of this town. I'm gonna prove to my sisters how cool I am, so if you want that gym badge, you're gonna have to answer to me, Misty!" She pointed to the ceiling as a wave of non-existing water splashed over her. I wish I had special effects, Ash thought. Misty began to explain the rules. "This will be a single capture battle. That means that I will let this drunk Seal loose, and the first one to capture him wins."
"Fine by me. Bring it!" A very stupid sounding seal swam around in the water as Misty reared up one of her nets. "Oh no you don't," Ash shot the net down as it fell an inch from the seal.
"MONKEYMONKEYMONKEY..." Misty took out her pocket rocket launcher and aimed it towards Ash. Ash dodged and started to run toward where the seal was. The rocket made quite a crevice in the wall, which Misty's sisters whined about. Ash almost reached the horn of the white animal, when it swam to the other side of the pool.
"Misty, I thought you said it was drunk!"
"It just sounds drunk!" Misty took out another net and threw it at the seal. Once again, Ash took out his Uzi and shot it down. Ash began to think of a sure-fire way to get that seal down. He called his stealth bomber to him with his signaler. He hopped in an aimed one of his bombs at the seal.
"If I can just blow away the gym, it will have to stay in the same place amidst the burning wreckage!" He dropped the bomb, causing another mushroom explosion that devastated the gym's foundation. Misty shrieked at ash's stupidity once more.
"You're gonna get us all killed!"
"I'd guess you'd better run then huh?" Misty bared her teeth and ran out as the gym began to crumble. "I win by default, YAAAAY!" Ash flew his stealth bomber out of the gym, and the Seal ran out with the five others.
Outside, the three sisters were discussing how much they would sue Ash for the gym. Then they decided they would blame it all on Misty, since she proposed the battle in the first place. Misty chucked the Cascade badge in Ash's face, and then she beat up on him. While ash lied there, unconscious, he thought, I only have 6 more badges to go!
Chapter 9
Ash, Misty, and Brock happily skipped to the next town, Cerulean city. Ash was going to get his next badge, the Cascade. No one questioned why Ash didn't just fly them there with his stealth bomber. I f you ask why Ash is so stupid; he'll just act stupider. When they came to the entrance of the town, Misty remembered why she didn't want to come.
"Ash, why don't I just go get some pokemon in the woods, and sell the for money?"
"Don't worry about it. Apparently, that gym battle I had with blind-man Brock could keep us going for quite a while."
"Ash shut your face about my eyes."
"But you never know when you might suddenly stupidly spend it on some casino! Maybe I should just build up an emergency fund, just encase!"
"A STUPID CASINO, WHERE?! Hey, wait a minute. Misty, you aren't scared of going into this peaceful little city, are you? I promise, I won't make any contact with Nurse Joy or officer Jenny, now come on!" Ash dragged Misty into the town. "Hey Misty, where is the gym anyway?"
"Fashizzle my nizzle!"
"I swear to friggin' Lugia, Misty, if you don't stop being black right now, I will blow your brains out."
"Yeah Misty, you should leave the blackness up to me, Brock!" Ash was going to test him on whether he was black or Asian.
"Hey Brock, the opposite of no is...?"
"Yes?"
"NO! HAHAHAHAHA! It's yeah! Like in that song, 'yeah'. Geez Brock, your just Asian." Brock dropped his head as Misty dreadfully pulled out her map.
"The gym is this way." She pointed her finger at a carousel shaped building. It showed a picture of a Dewgong at the top. Ash, Misty, and Brock walked in to what appeared to be a water show. A blonde, a redhead, and a blue-haired girl preformed numerous swimming tricks. Brock stared and groveled at the three luscious figures. After the show was over, Ash decided to ask them where he could find the gym leaders.
The redhead responded, "A gym battle? I haven't had one of those in a long time. If you want to find the gym leaders here, come this way." She led them to a large room that appeared to be a training area for the swimmers.
The blue haired girl gasped in amazement. "OHMYGOSH, is that you Misty?" Ash was perplexed, kind of like he was every other time of the day.
"Hey, are these your girl friends? You are the first female pimp I've seen, Misty." The answer came like this. SLAPCRACKPUNCHKICKSMASHCRASHEXPLOSION.
"You sicko! These are my annoying sisters!" The blonde one spoke up.
"She's right. See, we are the gym leaders here. We always picked on Misty and made fun of her, so she broke away from the gym business, and decided to become a Poachemon master." Ash was busy thinking up all the blonde jokes he heard. If only that blue-haired girl was a brunette...
a half hour passed by with a bunch of chitchat from Misty and her sisters, and she slapped ash awake. "Listen Ash, I'm the Poachemon leader of this town. I'm gonna prove to my sisters how cool I am, so if you want that gym badge, you're gonna have to answer to me, Misty!" She pointed to the ceiling as a wave of non-existing water splashed over her. I wish I had special effects, Ash thought. Misty began to explain the rules. "This will be a single capture battle. That means that I will let this drunk Seal loose, and the first one to capture him wins."
"Fine by me. Bring it!" A very stupid sounding seal swam around in the water as Misty reared up one of her nets. "Oh no you don't," Ash shot the net down as it fell an inch from the seal.
"MONKEYMONKEYMONKEY..." Misty took out her pocket rocket launcher and aimed it towards Ash. Ash dodged and started to run toward where the seal was. The rocket made quite a crevice in the wall, which Misty's sisters whined about. Ash almost reached the horn of the white animal, when it swam to the other side of the pool.
"Misty, I thought you said it was drunk!"
"It just sounds drunk!" Misty took out another net and threw it at the seal. Once again, Ash took out his Uzi and shot it down. Ash began to think of a sure-fire way to get that seal down. He called his stealth bomber to him with his signaler. He hopped in an aimed one of his bombs at the seal.
"If I can just blow away the gym, it will have to stay in the same place amidst the burning wreckage!" He dropped the bomb, causing another mushroom explosion that devastated the gym's foundation. Misty shrieked at ash's stupidity once more.
"You're gonna get us all killed!"
"I'd guess you'd better run then huh?" Misty bared her teeth and ran out as the gym began to crumble. "I win by default, YAAAAY!" Ash flew his stealth bomber out of the gym, and the Seal ran out with the five others.
Outside, the three sisters were discussing how much they would sue Ash for the gym. Then they decided they would blame it all on Misty, since she proposed the battle in the first place. Misty chucked the Cascade badge in Ash's face, and then she beat up on him. While ash lied there, unconscious, he thought, I only have 6 more badges to go!