And three more reviews! Thank you, DreamingChild, Hikari Lunar and Murai- Sakura! My whole day good again! Okay, it was good already, exept for the fact that I went out of bed at seven pm to see a particular actor on TV and the show was cancelled, but you only made it better! ME LUV YOU!
Yami Bakura: (comes running in, only wearing underpants and with really weird hair) Pant pant pant... huh?
Ryou-Ran: What is it, Yami Bakura?
Yami Bakura: Why are you standing on air?
Yugi: DreamingChild gave us a hole-proof floor! Isn't that nice of her?
Yami Bakura: (rolls eyes) Good Imhoteb, please save me... You can't stand on air, fools!
Ryou: Is that so?
Marik: I think there's a little bell ringing inside my head.
Bell: RRRRRRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!
Marik: I said: a little bell!
Yami: Yes. But that was my bell.
Marik: (pouts) It's not fair! Why is your bell bigger than mine?
Yami: Because I'm the Pharaoh!
Ryou: Wait... we can't stand on air! My Yami is right!
Ryou-Ran: Oh, yes... we can't. But what is going to happen now?
Gong: BONG!
Ryou: What was that?
Yugi: That was my gong.
Ryou-Ran: Oh, right.
Marik: And why did your gong bong? OO Hey, that rimes! I'm so good!
Yugi: Because I now realize that if we can't stand on air, but we are standing on air, while we can't stand on air, though we are standing on air, but nevertheless we are standing on air, though we all know it's inpossible to stand on ai-
Ryou: OO"
Marik: On with it!
Yugi: That means we should fall down right now.
Ryou-Ran: Oooh! (nods understandingly)
Yami Bakura: Isis, Anubis, Seth, Osiris, Thot, Ra, please SAVE ME!
Ryou: So we should fall.
Everybody but YBakura: (falls)
Ryou: Ow... oh dear.
Marik: AARGHH! VERY RUDE CURSE THAT EXCEEDS THE RATING RYOU-RAN GAVE THIS STORY!
Yami Bakura: Waaahahahahahaaaa! (is weak of laughter again)
Yugi: Say, Yami Bakura. Why are you wearing only your underpants and why do you have got lipstick on your mouth?
Yami Bakura: (big, tragic eyes) Well, first DreamingChild used her Millennium Mallet and made me wear a fishing-net dress, high heels and lipstick. After that some Hikari Lunar guy gave me a blow and then a were- wolf chased me around Domino City! I had to distract that overgrown dog with a bone. But a good thing happened too. I finally got the opportunity to send Murai-Sakura to the Realm of the Shadows! (dances around)
Marik: But she reviewed!
Yami Bakura: She wanted me to.
Ryou: You really look silly like that, dancing around in your underpants, Yami Bakura.
Yami Bakura: We look alike, remember? I can also take them off.
Ryou: NO!
Yami: (is having a very regal giggle-attack)
Yugi: OO
Ryou-Ran: Why.. don't we just... start the fic...
Seto: (suddenly bursts in) I want to do the disclamer! The lightning hit me, so I am pityfull! Okay: Ryou-Ran does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! and thank god not the key to KaibaCorp's vault!
Yami Bakura: Oh, did I hear something about a vault?
Yami no Hikari (dark light)
Yugi tried to calm Ryou down, but Ryou kept screaming. No words were coming from his mouth, just screams. Yugi did not know what to do. He looked at his mother, eyes begging for help. Mrs Muto knew what to do. She took Ryou in her arms and rocked him. Ryou stopped screaming, leaned his hot forehead against her shoulder and began to cry. Yugi ran to the phone and called Téa, Tristan and Joey. Marik, who was staying at Yugi's, had heard Ryou scream and was standing in the door.
Ryou suddenly backed away from Yugi's mother and pulled the Millennium Ring out of his shirt. He took it in his hands and closed his eyes. He bobbed his head, making his bangs cover his eyes.
"What is he doing?"Solomon asked? Yugi looked at Ryou. "He is trying to activate the Ring."he said. The Ring began to glow a faint yellow light. "What is he trying to do?"Yugi's mother asked. Yugi turned to his mother. "Mom, this may be hard to understand, but the jewels Bakura-Kun and I are wearing each contain an ancient spirit. The spirit inside my Millennium Puzzle is a Pharaoh that lived in Egypt five-thousand years ago, but Bakura's item holds the spirit of an evil tombrobber that lived in the same era as the Pharaoh."he tried to explain. Mrs Muto shook no. "I can't believe that."she said. Yugi touched his item with his small hands. "Yami and I will show you it is the truth, Mom."he said. The Puzzle began to glow. "YU-GI-OH!"Yugi shouted. And suddenly Yami was standing before Mrs Muto. "I am sorry if I have shocked you, Ma'am."he thundered. Mrs Muto let out a sigh. "No, now everything becomes clear. I now know why Yugi has been talking so much to himself since he put together that Puzzle."she said. She turned to Ryou.
Téa, Tristan and Joey burst inside and stared at Ryou.
The Ring began to emanate a brighter, golden light. The five pointers moved frantically. Ryou cramped his eyes shut and grinded his teeth. Tiny drops of sweat mingled with the tears on his cheeks.
"The Spirit of the Ring is getting irritated!"Marik reported. "He is coming out!"
Ryou's hair stuck up. His eyelashes grew longer. "Ghaa-haa-aaa!" he uttered. He stretched his back and leapt up. The next moment the seven other people found themselves staring in the cruel face that belonged to the Spirit of the Millennium Ring. "Yadonushi Bakura! Why did you wake me?"he loudly demanded. He bent his back, forced himself out of Ryou's body and formed a temporary body of his own. Ryou was obviously afraid of him and bobbed his head. "My father died."he softly said. He looked up. His brown eyes had gotten black. "You killed him! You destroyed my Dad! And you are going to bring him back!"
Yami Bakura folded his thin arms and huffed. "And what makes you think I can do that?"he asked. Ryou stepped back a bit under his cold stare. "You will bring him back!"he screamed.
Yami Bakura lashed out and hit Ryou with a flat hand on the cheek. Ryou fell to the floor, his cheek getting red. "You do not command me, Bakura!"the evil Yami bellowed. "I am your master, you are my slave! You will not give me orders!" Ryou held his cheek and tried to crawl away from him, but Yami Bakura grabbed him by the hair. "I killed your father for a reason, Omote. And you should know I am unable to bring people back from death. Your father is not inside the Shadow Realm; he's dead."his voice came in a deadly whisper. Ryou flinched when he felt the ice-cold breath of his Yami. "I am you master and you are NOTHING!"Yami Bakura told him, shouting the last word. He hurtled Ryou away by his hair and retreated back into the Ring, cackling at himself.
Yami grunted and showed his teeth. Marik's fingers were tightly clasped around the Millennium Rod. Ryou was flat on his stomach on the floor and did not move. Tristan turned him to his back. "He's unconscious."he said. He picked the slender boy up and lay him down on the sofa. "He weighs no more than a child..."he thought. "But that's what he is: a lonely, sad child, with no family but an evil Spirit that uses his body for his own good." Yami lay his hand on Ryou's forehead. "The Tombrobber killed Bakura's father."he said. "I suspected that already. He wants to break Bakura's soul so he can get full control over his body. Then only I can stop him."
Ryou sighed and touched his swollen cheek. He began to wake up. He slowly opened his eyes and sat up. He took the Ring off and let it fall onto the floor. He slapped his arms around his belly and began to sway his upper body back and forth. His eyes were wide open and he was staring at something only he could see. Tears kept runnig down his cheek. "He is the master, I am the slave... he is the master, I am the slave..."he began to chant to himself, a deadly, self-esteem-killing mantra. "He is the master, I am the slave... he is the master, I am the slave... I am alone... I am... nothing."
There. Maybe this chapter is a bit shorter than the previous ones, but I did not want to ramble on. This is a very depressing story, so writing it makes me happy. Say, I want to go for the YGO-movie, but only under one condition. There has to be Ryou or Yami Bakura in it. So: Has anyone seen it? And does anyone know if there is any Bakura-activity in it?
Yami Bakura: (is studying a map)
Ryou: (is playing cards with Yugi)
Yugi: (is playing cards with Ryou, dûh)
Yami: (is trying to design a new regal pose that does not make him look like a queer) (oh, no insult intended to all the homosexual people)
Marik: (uses his Rod to make ten flies fly in formation)
Seto: (has left)
Ryou-Ran: (is bored) I'm bored.
Marik: What kind of map is that, Yami Bakura?
Yami Bakura: The map of the KaibaCorp building.
Ryou-Ran: But what are you going to do?
Yami Bakura: I'm going to steal all Kaiba's money, Ping-Ping and cash.
Ryou: That's all the same thing.
Yami Bakura: You don't have to tell me!
Marik: But how do you want to do that?
Yami Bakura: Simple. Break in, open vault, put money in bag, get out, send some people to Shadow Realm, leave building, go home, buy island. See?
Yugi: But Seto has got the key!
Yami Bakura: (dangles key in front of Yugi's face) Don't forget I'm Touzokuou Bakura-Sama! (Thief King Bakura-Sama)
Ryou-Ran: --"Right. Is Ryou going to kill himself? What is Yami going to do? And will Yami Bakura steal Seto's cash? You'll find out in the next episode! Action Man, the greatest hero of them a... I give up. (bashes her head against the wall)
Pegasus: (pokes his head around the door) Did I hear someone call my name?
Yami Bakura: Go away. You're dead.
Pegasus: Oh. That's true. (unfolds a pair of little wings and flies up to heaven)
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Yami Bakura: (comes running in, only wearing underpants and with really weird hair) Pant pant pant... huh?
Ryou-Ran: What is it, Yami Bakura?
Yami Bakura: Why are you standing on air?
Yugi: DreamingChild gave us a hole-proof floor! Isn't that nice of her?
Yami Bakura: (rolls eyes) Good Imhoteb, please save me... You can't stand on air, fools!
Ryou: Is that so?
Marik: I think there's a little bell ringing inside my head.
Bell: RRRRRRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!
Marik: I said: a little bell!
Yami: Yes. But that was my bell.
Marik: (pouts) It's not fair! Why is your bell bigger than mine?
Yami: Because I'm the Pharaoh!
Ryou: Wait... we can't stand on air! My Yami is right!
Ryou-Ran: Oh, yes... we can't. But what is going to happen now?
Gong: BONG!
Ryou: What was that?
Yugi: That was my gong.
Ryou-Ran: Oh, right.
Marik: And why did your gong bong? OO Hey, that rimes! I'm so good!
Yugi: Because I now realize that if we can't stand on air, but we are standing on air, while we can't stand on air, though we are standing on air, but nevertheless we are standing on air, though we all know it's inpossible to stand on ai-
Ryou: OO"
Marik: On with it!
Yugi: That means we should fall down right now.
Ryou-Ran: Oooh! (nods understandingly)
Yami Bakura: Isis, Anubis, Seth, Osiris, Thot, Ra, please SAVE ME!
Ryou: So we should fall.
Everybody but YBakura: (falls)
Ryou: Ow... oh dear.
Marik: AARGHH! VERY RUDE CURSE THAT EXCEEDS THE RATING RYOU-RAN GAVE THIS STORY!
Yami Bakura: Waaahahahahahaaaa! (is weak of laughter again)
Yugi: Say, Yami Bakura. Why are you wearing only your underpants and why do you have got lipstick on your mouth?
Yami Bakura: (big, tragic eyes) Well, first DreamingChild used her Millennium Mallet and made me wear a fishing-net dress, high heels and lipstick. After that some Hikari Lunar guy gave me a blow and then a were- wolf chased me around Domino City! I had to distract that overgrown dog with a bone. But a good thing happened too. I finally got the opportunity to send Murai-Sakura to the Realm of the Shadows! (dances around)
Marik: But she reviewed!
Yami Bakura: She wanted me to.
Ryou: You really look silly like that, dancing around in your underpants, Yami Bakura.
Yami Bakura: We look alike, remember? I can also take them off.
Ryou: NO!
Yami: (is having a very regal giggle-attack)
Yugi: OO
Ryou-Ran: Why.. don't we just... start the fic...
Seto: (suddenly bursts in) I want to do the disclamer! The lightning hit me, so I am pityfull! Okay: Ryou-Ran does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! and thank god not the key to KaibaCorp's vault!
Yami Bakura: Oh, did I hear something about a vault?
Yami no Hikari (dark light)
Yugi tried to calm Ryou down, but Ryou kept screaming. No words were coming from his mouth, just screams. Yugi did not know what to do. He looked at his mother, eyes begging for help. Mrs Muto knew what to do. She took Ryou in her arms and rocked him. Ryou stopped screaming, leaned his hot forehead against her shoulder and began to cry. Yugi ran to the phone and called Téa, Tristan and Joey. Marik, who was staying at Yugi's, had heard Ryou scream and was standing in the door.
Ryou suddenly backed away from Yugi's mother and pulled the Millennium Ring out of his shirt. He took it in his hands and closed his eyes. He bobbed his head, making his bangs cover his eyes.
"What is he doing?"Solomon asked? Yugi looked at Ryou. "He is trying to activate the Ring."he said. The Ring began to glow a faint yellow light. "What is he trying to do?"Yugi's mother asked. Yugi turned to his mother. "Mom, this may be hard to understand, but the jewels Bakura-Kun and I are wearing each contain an ancient spirit. The spirit inside my Millennium Puzzle is a Pharaoh that lived in Egypt five-thousand years ago, but Bakura's item holds the spirit of an evil tombrobber that lived in the same era as the Pharaoh."he tried to explain. Mrs Muto shook no. "I can't believe that."she said. Yugi touched his item with his small hands. "Yami and I will show you it is the truth, Mom."he said. The Puzzle began to glow. "YU-GI-OH!"Yugi shouted. And suddenly Yami was standing before Mrs Muto. "I am sorry if I have shocked you, Ma'am."he thundered. Mrs Muto let out a sigh. "No, now everything becomes clear. I now know why Yugi has been talking so much to himself since he put together that Puzzle."she said. She turned to Ryou.
Téa, Tristan and Joey burst inside and stared at Ryou.
The Ring began to emanate a brighter, golden light. The five pointers moved frantically. Ryou cramped his eyes shut and grinded his teeth. Tiny drops of sweat mingled with the tears on his cheeks.
"The Spirit of the Ring is getting irritated!"Marik reported. "He is coming out!"
Ryou's hair stuck up. His eyelashes grew longer. "Ghaa-haa-aaa!" he uttered. He stretched his back and leapt up. The next moment the seven other people found themselves staring in the cruel face that belonged to the Spirit of the Millennium Ring. "Yadonushi Bakura! Why did you wake me?"he loudly demanded. He bent his back, forced himself out of Ryou's body and formed a temporary body of his own. Ryou was obviously afraid of him and bobbed his head. "My father died."he softly said. He looked up. His brown eyes had gotten black. "You killed him! You destroyed my Dad! And you are going to bring him back!"
Yami Bakura folded his thin arms and huffed. "And what makes you think I can do that?"he asked. Ryou stepped back a bit under his cold stare. "You will bring him back!"he screamed.
Yami Bakura lashed out and hit Ryou with a flat hand on the cheek. Ryou fell to the floor, his cheek getting red. "You do not command me, Bakura!"the evil Yami bellowed. "I am your master, you are my slave! You will not give me orders!" Ryou held his cheek and tried to crawl away from him, but Yami Bakura grabbed him by the hair. "I killed your father for a reason, Omote. And you should know I am unable to bring people back from death. Your father is not inside the Shadow Realm; he's dead."his voice came in a deadly whisper. Ryou flinched when he felt the ice-cold breath of his Yami. "I am you master and you are NOTHING!"Yami Bakura told him, shouting the last word. He hurtled Ryou away by his hair and retreated back into the Ring, cackling at himself.
Yami grunted and showed his teeth. Marik's fingers were tightly clasped around the Millennium Rod. Ryou was flat on his stomach on the floor and did not move. Tristan turned him to his back. "He's unconscious."he said. He picked the slender boy up and lay him down on the sofa. "He weighs no more than a child..."he thought. "But that's what he is: a lonely, sad child, with no family but an evil Spirit that uses his body for his own good." Yami lay his hand on Ryou's forehead. "The Tombrobber killed Bakura's father."he said. "I suspected that already. He wants to break Bakura's soul so he can get full control over his body. Then only I can stop him."
Ryou sighed and touched his swollen cheek. He began to wake up. He slowly opened his eyes and sat up. He took the Ring off and let it fall onto the floor. He slapped his arms around his belly and began to sway his upper body back and forth. His eyes were wide open and he was staring at something only he could see. Tears kept runnig down his cheek. "He is the master, I am the slave... he is the master, I am the slave..."he began to chant to himself, a deadly, self-esteem-killing mantra. "He is the master, I am the slave... he is the master, I am the slave... I am alone... I am... nothing."
There. Maybe this chapter is a bit shorter than the previous ones, but I did not want to ramble on. This is a very depressing story, so writing it makes me happy. Say, I want to go for the YGO-movie, but only under one condition. There has to be Ryou or Yami Bakura in it. So: Has anyone seen it? And does anyone know if there is any Bakura-activity in it?
Yami Bakura: (is studying a map)
Ryou: (is playing cards with Yugi)
Yugi: (is playing cards with Ryou, dûh)
Yami: (is trying to design a new regal pose that does not make him look like a queer) (oh, no insult intended to all the homosexual people)
Marik: (uses his Rod to make ten flies fly in formation)
Seto: (has left)
Ryou-Ran: (is bored) I'm bored.
Marik: What kind of map is that, Yami Bakura?
Yami Bakura: The map of the KaibaCorp building.
Ryou-Ran: But what are you going to do?
Yami Bakura: I'm going to steal all Kaiba's money, Ping-Ping and cash.
Ryou: That's all the same thing.
Yami Bakura: You don't have to tell me!
Marik: But how do you want to do that?
Yami Bakura: Simple. Break in, open vault, put money in bag, get out, send some people to Shadow Realm, leave building, go home, buy island. See?
Yugi: But Seto has got the key!
Yami Bakura: (dangles key in front of Yugi's face) Don't forget I'm Touzokuou Bakura-Sama! (Thief King Bakura-Sama)
Ryou-Ran: --"Right. Is Ryou going to kill himself? What is Yami going to do? And will Yami Bakura steal Seto's cash? You'll find out in the next episode! Action Man, the greatest hero of them a... I give up. (bashes her head against the wall)
Pegasus: (pokes his head around the door) Did I hear someone call my name?
Yami Bakura: Go away. You're dead.
Pegasus: Oh. That's true. (unfolds a pair of little wings and flies up to heaven)
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