Poachemon
Chapter 11
"Ash, how come we keep getting lost on our way to Vermillion city?"
"Because Ash is a retard, Misty."
"SHUT UP. I happen to know exactly where we're going. And besides, I don't think Brock could do any better." Ash suddenly spied an Oddish taking a sip of water from a small stream. "Whoa, an Oddish! That thing can be used for making SO many drugs. (Sleep powder, stun spore, etc.) I've gotta catch it!"
Ash's ribs caught a sharp shove from Misty. "No way Ash, I wanna make some dough!" she whipped out a poke ball and threw it at the poor, unsuspecting creature. It whimpered in fear. Out of the blue, a shadowy figure whipped away the ball with some sort of vine.
"Misty, you're a loser. I'm gonna catch both of these things!" A wild Bulbasaur glared at him, waiting for an attack. Ash drew his Uzi, and almost squeezed the trigger, but the Bulbasaur whipped it out of his hands. "MY UZI!" While Ash ran up to re-claim it, the Bulbasaur and the Oddish ran away. "Misty, this is all your fault!"
Ash continued on with, even though the chances for medicinal income were beyond his grasp. The trio began to walk along an old rickety bridge, despite the fact that it could snap any second. Ash began to think, stupid Misty, stupid Brock, they think I'M the stupid one. Well, I'll show them! Ash attached a silencer to his Uzi, and silently drew it out of his pocket. He stealthily shot on of the ropes that supported the bridge, causing the corner that Brock was on to fall.
"AAHHHHHHHHH..." Brock hit the river with a satisfying splash.
"Misty, that must've been team rocket, we'd better be careful!" The duo ran to get to the other side. They kept reading along a grassy path, and were swept up in a net. "Who the heck put this here?" The same Bulbasaur that they had encountered earlier now had a smug grin. It walked away, laughing. Before it left, it sprayed sleep powder on the duo.
Ash awoke with the sound of Brock's knife cutting the rope. Misty looked in awe.
"Brock, you're alive!" Ash was very displeased. Who would want to save someone like Brock?
"I know, isn't that cool? A beautiful girl named Melaine rescued me from the raging waters." Brock led them to where Melaine is.
"Hello everybody, my name is Melaine. I'm sorry that Bulbasaur trapped you; I set those traps to ward off pokemon poachers. I've heard of terrible things they've done lately, like blow up Nurse Joy in Viridian city! But, now I realize that you three wouldn't poach pokemon, would you?" Brock hurriedly replied,
"No, Melaine, we would NEVER poach pokemon EVER." Bulbasaur tackling Ash interrupted his lie.
"Get this stupid thing off of me!"
"Bulbasaur, no! You know that Ash is a very loyal pokemon trainer." Bulbasaur glared at the angelic Melaine, and went to a piece of paper. It took a few crayons, and started drawing a reenactment of the poaching scene. "Aww, Bulbasaur is drawing! Isn't that so cute!" Bulbasaur was about to draw the Uzi, when Ash changed the subject.
"Say Melaine, what kind of stuff do you do here anyway?"
"Thank you for asking, Ash. Here, I run sort of a health spa for injured pokemon. This is a place where wild pokemon can seek refuge from those horrible poachers!" Ash looked around at the hot springs and thought, man, this is a friggin' poachemon gold mine.
A growling Bulbasaur interrupted his thoughts. "Melaine, I think your Bulbasaur is still cheesed off at me for something I didn't do."
"Why Ash, I think Bulbasaur wants to challenge you. You look like you're a strong pokemon trainer, so you should be able to catch him."
That little rat! So this was his plan to expose me. "Melaine, this pokemon looks so very weak, I could probably catch it without using any pokemon." Ash threw a poke ball at the Bulbasaur, as it was about to launch a stun spore attack. The ball started shaking, and Bulbasaur broke out. "Oh tough luck for me. That was my last poke ball! Oh well, guess there's no need to fight Bulbasaur now."
"Tough break Ash. But don't worry about it. Maybe next time." Ash went over to pick up his broken poke ball pieces, when an idea struck him. I can use poke balls full of stun spore as stun bombs! That would make poaching a breeze!
"I guess you're right, Melaine. Oh well, I should be heading off to Viridian city. Bye!" Ash shoved Misty and Brock away as Bulbasaur started to finish the picture.
Chapter 11
"Ash, how come we keep getting lost on our way to Vermillion city?"
"Because Ash is a retard, Misty."
"SHUT UP. I happen to know exactly where we're going. And besides, I don't think Brock could do any better." Ash suddenly spied an Oddish taking a sip of water from a small stream. "Whoa, an Oddish! That thing can be used for making SO many drugs. (Sleep powder, stun spore, etc.) I've gotta catch it!"
Ash's ribs caught a sharp shove from Misty. "No way Ash, I wanna make some dough!" she whipped out a poke ball and threw it at the poor, unsuspecting creature. It whimpered in fear. Out of the blue, a shadowy figure whipped away the ball with some sort of vine.
"Misty, you're a loser. I'm gonna catch both of these things!" A wild Bulbasaur glared at him, waiting for an attack. Ash drew his Uzi, and almost squeezed the trigger, but the Bulbasaur whipped it out of his hands. "MY UZI!" While Ash ran up to re-claim it, the Bulbasaur and the Oddish ran away. "Misty, this is all your fault!"
Ash continued on with, even though the chances for medicinal income were beyond his grasp. The trio began to walk along an old rickety bridge, despite the fact that it could snap any second. Ash began to think, stupid Misty, stupid Brock, they think I'M the stupid one. Well, I'll show them! Ash attached a silencer to his Uzi, and silently drew it out of his pocket. He stealthily shot on of the ropes that supported the bridge, causing the corner that Brock was on to fall.
"AAHHHHHHHHH..." Brock hit the river with a satisfying splash.
"Misty, that must've been team rocket, we'd better be careful!" The duo ran to get to the other side. They kept reading along a grassy path, and were swept up in a net. "Who the heck put this here?" The same Bulbasaur that they had encountered earlier now had a smug grin. It walked away, laughing. Before it left, it sprayed sleep powder on the duo.
Ash awoke with the sound of Brock's knife cutting the rope. Misty looked in awe.
"Brock, you're alive!" Ash was very displeased. Who would want to save someone like Brock?
"I know, isn't that cool? A beautiful girl named Melaine rescued me from the raging waters." Brock led them to where Melaine is.
"Hello everybody, my name is Melaine. I'm sorry that Bulbasaur trapped you; I set those traps to ward off pokemon poachers. I've heard of terrible things they've done lately, like blow up Nurse Joy in Viridian city! But, now I realize that you three wouldn't poach pokemon, would you?" Brock hurriedly replied,
"No, Melaine, we would NEVER poach pokemon EVER." Bulbasaur tackling Ash interrupted his lie.
"Get this stupid thing off of me!"
"Bulbasaur, no! You know that Ash is a very loyal pokemon trainer." Bulbasaur glared at the angelic Melaine, and went to a piece of paper. It took a few crayons, and started drawing a reenactment of the poaching scene. "Aww, Bulbasaur is drawing! Isn't that so cute!" Bulbasaur was about to draw the Uzi, when Ash changed the subject.
"Say Melaine, what kind of stuff do you do here anyway?"
"Thank you for asking, Ash. Here, I run sort of a health spa for injured pokemon. This is a place where wild pokemon can seek refuge from those horrible poachers!" Ash looked around at the hot springs and thought, man, this is a friggin' poachemon gold mine.
A growling Bulbasaur interrupted his thoughts. "Melaine, I think your Bulbasaur is still cheesed off at me for something I didn't do."
"Why Ash, I think Bulbasaur wants to challenge you. You look like you're a strong pokemon trainer, so you should be able to catch him."
That little rat! So this was his plan to expose me. "Melaine, this pokemon looks so very weak, I could probably catch it without using any pokemon." Ash threw a poke ball at the Bulbasaur, as it was about to launch a stun spore attack. The ball started shaking, and Bulbasaur broke out. "Oh tough luck for me. That was my last poke ball! Oh well, guess there's no need to fight Bulbasaur now."
"Tough break Ash. But don't worry about it. Maybe next time." Ash went over to pick up his broken poke ball pieces, when an idea struck him. I can use poke balls full of stun spore as stun bombs! That would make poaching a breeze!
"I guess you're right, Melaine. Oh well, I should be heading off to Viridian city. Bye!" Ash shoved Misty and Brock away as Bulbasaur started to finish the picture.