Poachemon
Chapter 12
Ash, Misty, and Brock were closing in on their next destination, Vermillion city. Ash shouted, "I am so cool, I got two badges and you guys didn't."
"Ash, will you stop bragging? You didn't really beat us; you just think you did. You didn't catch the seal, and Brock went easy on you. So shut up."
"You guys are always picking on me. I'll prove to you that I'm awesome!" Ash dashed ahead to the beach. As all the trees of the forest started disappearing, Ash saw a Krabby crawling along the beach. "Here's my chance!" Ash threw a stick at it, which it quickly chopped in half. "You mother! Take this!" He grabbed the back of its shell, knowing it wouldn't be able to attack.
"Wow, Ash, you sure proved us wrong. You can catch pokemon." Ash dropped the Krabby on the sand out of distractedness. It blew bubbles at him.
"AAH! RABIES!" He ran around in circles, swinging his arms every which way. He miraculously threw a poke ball at the Krabby. Since the Krabby was so small and weak, it was easily captured. "I did it, I did it!" The pokemon suddenly disappeared. "Hey, where'd it go?"
Misty decided to show off her intelligence. "Ash, whenever you actually catch a pokemon, it is immediately transported to professor Rambo's lab."
"That's not good! His blew up the entire town when the government came after him!"
"Well, to make sure, why don't you use the telephone at that lighthouse to check?"
"Alright, whatever." He drearily stomped his way to the lighthouse, not knowing why Brock would decide to check. They made their way to the lighthouse door, which had a number of pictures of legendary pokemon on it. Brock rang the bell. A young man's voice answered.
"Who is it?"
"We're sorry sir, but we need to use your phone to call Professor Rambo. And, I'm a pretty good cook too."
"Can you cook without using tofu? My maid is on vacation, and I've been eating nothing but tofu."
"Sure, I can cook lots of things without using tofu." The door opened up as a sign of, 'yes.'
They stepped in a gargantuan room, with some shadows in the back. Ash immediately stepped over to the phone.
"Hello?"
"Professor Rambo, you're alive!"
"Well, yeah. Bill, the person whose house you're in, hacked the computers of the U.S. Army and government. I knew they were coming, so I made a hologram of a mushroom cloud explosion. This way, they'll never bother us again! So, Ash, what did you call me for?"
"I wanted to check on my Krabby that I just caught."
"Oh, that Krabby. I ate it."
"You did WHAT?"
"Calm down, I sent 72 zenny to your account."
"Just seventy two? I demand at least 2000!"
"That's funny. If you wanted 2000 zenny, you should've sent me a Krabby liked your rival did. That was one big crab." Ash punched the screen of the phone, causing glass shards to fly everywhere. A thousand malicious thoughts of his rival, Gary, went through his head. He would put himself to sleep with thoughts of how he could destroy him. He would send him threatening, untraceable e-mails under the pen name of Lil Jon.
"Hey, could one of you kids help me out of this?" Ash walked toward where he heard the voice. "That's right, I'm in here." Ash saw a giant Kabuto. He drew his stun bombs.
"I'll make a fortune with a legendary pokemon this big!"
"No, I just a dude in a costume!"
"And it talks, too! You're mine!" He raised a stun bomb up when he was knocked out by the fist of Brock.
Ash woke up 20 minutes later in the balcony of the lighthouse. "What happened?"
"I punched you in the face."
"After that!"
"The person in the Kabuto costume was Bill, the Professor Rambo mentioned. He talked for a long time about pokemon, and then told us he was talking to a big one on the lighthouse. He's sure of himself that that very same pokemon will meet us tonight." A strange melodic voice was heard on the balcony.
"There it is, the pokemon I've been waiting for!" Bill jumped up and down, and took out a bazooka sized tranquilizer gun. "He's going down!"
James spoke up as he climbed the cliff of the lighthouse. "Move out of the way, amateur! This Pokemon is mine!" James and Jesse recited their motto, and then shot the pokemon with a rocket launcher. (They did that in the show, actually) The pokemon was thoroughly pissed, and blew fire at them.
"TEAM ROCKET IS ON FIRE AGAIN!!!" The giant then spotted Bill, and blew fire at him as well. Bill ducked and the fire hit the source of light for the lighthouse, causing a fire.
"Good going Bill. Now we're all gonna die! Unless..." Ash threw Bill into the water, causing the pokemon to have an early dinner. They then escaped the lighthouse, knowing that they should never cheese off a giant pokemon unless they have really big guns.
Chapter 12
Ash, Misty, and Brock were closing in on their next destination, Vermillion city. Ash shouted, "I am so cool, I got two badges and you guys didn't."
"Ash, will you stop bragging? You didn't really beat us; you just think you did. You didn't catch the seal, and Brock went easy on you. So shut up."
"You guys are always picking on me. I'll prove to you that I'm awesome!" Ash dashed ahead to the beach. As all the trees of the forest started disappearing, Ash saw a Krabby crawling along the beach. "Here's my chance!" Ash threw a stick at it, which it quickly chopped in half. "You mother! Take this!" He grabbed the back of its shell, knowing it wouldn't be able to attack.
"Wow, Ash, you sure proved us wrong. You can catch pokemon." Ash dropped the Krabby on the sand out of distractedness. It blew bubbles at him.
"AAH! RABIES!" He ran around in circles, swinging his arms every which way. He miraculously threw a poke ball at the Krabby. Since the Krabby was so small and weak, it was easily captured. "I did it, I did it!" The pokemon suddenly disappeared. "Hey, where'd it go?"
Misty decided to show off her intelligence. "Ash, whenever you actually catch a pokemon, it is immediately transported to professor Rambo's lab."
"That's not good! His blew up the entire town when the government came after him!"
"Well, to make sure, why don't you use the telephone at that lighthouse to check?"
"Alright, whatever." He drearily stomped his way to the lighthouse, not knowing why Brock would decide to check. They made their way to the lighthouse door, which had a number of pictures of legendary pokemon on it. Brock rang the bell. A young man's voice answered.
"Who is it?"
"We're sorry sir, but we need to use your phone to call Professor Rambo. And, I'm a pretty good cook too."
"Can you cook without using tofu? My maid is on vacation, and I've been eating nothing but tofu."
"Sure, I can cook lots of things without using tofu." The door opened up as a sign of, 'yes.'
They stepped in a gargantuan room, with some shadows in the back. Ash immediately stepped over to the phone.
"Hello?"
"Professor Rambo, you're alive!"
"Well, yeah. Bill, the person whose house you're in, hacked the computers of the U.S. Army and government. I knew they were coming, so I made a hologram of a mushroom cloud explosion. This way, they'll never bother us again! So, Ash, what did you call me for?"
"I wanted to check on my Krabby that I just caught."
"Oh, that Krabby. I ate it."
"You did WHAT?"
"Calm down, I sent 72 zenny to your account."
"Just seventy two? I demand at least 2000!"
"That's funny. If you wanted 2000 zenny, you should've sent me a Krabby liked your rival did. That was one big crab." Ash punched the screen of the phone, causing glass shards to fly everywhere. A thousand malicious thoughts of his rival, Gary, went through his head. He would put himself to sleep with thoughts of how he could destroy him. He would send him threatening, untraceable e-mails under the pen name of Lil Jon.
"Hey, could one of you kids help me out of this?" Ash walked toward where he heard the voice. "That's right, I'm in here." Ash saw a giant Kabuto. He drew his stun bombs.
"I'll make a fortune with a legendary pokemon this big!"
"No, I just a dude in a costume!"
"And it talks, too! You're mine!" He raised a stun bomb up when he was knocked out by the fist of Brock.
Ash woke up 20 minutes later in the balcony of the lighthouse. "What happened?"
"I punched you in the face."
"After that!"
"The person in the Kabuto costume was Bill, the Professor Rambo mentioned. He talked for a long time about pokemon, and then told us he was talking to a big one on the lighthouse. He's sure of himself that that very same pokemon will meet us tonight." A strange melodic voice was heard on the balcony.
"There it is, the pokemon I've been waiting for!" Bill jumped up and down, and took out a bazooka sized tranquilizer gun. "He's going down!"
James spoke up as he climbed the cliff of the lighthouse. "Move out of the way, amateur! This Pokemon is mine!" James and Jesse recited their motto, and then shot the pokemon with a rocket launcher. (They did that in the show, actually) The pokemon was thoroughly pissed, and blew fire at them.
"TEAM ROCKET IS ON FIRE AGAIN!!!" The giant then spotted Bill, and blew fire at him as well. Bill ducked and the fire hit the source of light for the lighthouse, causing a fire.
"Good going Bill. Now we're all gonna die! Unless..." Ash threw Bill into the water, causing the pokemon to have an early dinner. They then escaped the lighthouse, knowing that they should never cheese off a giant pokemon unless they have really big guns.