Mary awoke the next morning--very early.
"Why in the heck is this old Geezer walkin' around screamin'????" Mary ran over to Kloppman and started shaking him violently by the shoulders.
"Why can't you just let me be??? Let me be! For the love of tomatoes, just let me be!!"
"You'se weird little lady." Kloppman said warily.
Mary sighed "Thank ya, much obliged."
"Heah dat fellas? Let me be! Hahahahaaa." Mary gave Mush an odd look.
"Who ast you?" Mary, Specs and several other newsies said in unison.
"You see, Mister Klukmon--" Mary decided to ignore this and turned back to the old man who she was nearly choking.
"Kloppman." He cut in, gasping for air.
"WHATEVER!" Mary shrieked, then began in an intense, almost psycho tone, "I have been in this parallel universe for--oh, I'd say over 24 hours, and I--I just can't TAKE IT ANY LONGER! They sing, they dance, and well, personally, I think they're all just plain freaky. I am at my wit's end. Pretty soon, I will be brainwashed and I too will dance with the happy newsies! In Happy Newsie Land!! EEheeheehee!" Mary jumped up and down a few times then started playing with her hands, "One newsie, two newsie, three newsie, four! Newsies go happy dancie out da door! HAHA!!" She laughed and skipped gleefully around the room.
"This one makes Caroline look normal..." Race said in a stage whisper to Kid Blink.
Mary stopped, "What? You've met Caroline!?"
Race shrugged. "Who do you think gave her the power to ZAP! her way into the movie?"
"We're in a movie?" Kid Blink looked up and smiled a cheesy smile. "The name's Blink. Kid Blink." He said in a low, seductive voice.
"You did? Really?" Mary asked.
"Well after she watched the movie 82 times, I decided that she was gonna whacko--"
"She has been for a while--" Mary muttered.
"And so now she can see us in real life, not just on tv and fanfic."
"We're in fanfic?" Kid Blink looked up and smiled cheesily again, "You know you girls want me....But you just can't have me...."
"She pops in and out every so often when she's not working for the C.I.A." Race added.
"And she always told me she was skating..." Mary thought out loud.
"Uh oh...I've said too much!" Race tapped his cigar twice, "Come in Headquarters, come in. Mission aborted....repeat mission aborted!" He took a look around at everyone and frantically ran to the window, jumping out.
(Now you know why Race didn't want Snipeshooter fooling around with his cigar.)
The newsies watched this is disbelief, but then turned back to the bathroom.
"Where were we Crutch?" Itey asked.
"Uh, I think we were on 'Every Mornin...'"
"Oh yeah--"
"Every Morrrrrrnin! We goes where we wishes! We'se as free as fishes!"
Mary shrieked and ran for the door.
"Why in the heck is this old Geezer walkin' around screamin'????" Mary ran over to Kloppman and started shaking him violently by the shoulders.
"Why can't you just let me be??? Let me be! For the love of tomatoes, just let me be!!"
"You'se weird little lady." Kloppman said warily.
Mary sighed "Thank ya, much obliged."
"Heah dat fellas? Let me be! Hahahahaaa." Mary gave Mush an odd look.
"Who ast you?" Mary, Specs and several other newsies said in unison.
"You see, Mister Klukmon--" Mary decided to ignore this and turned back to the old man who she was nearly choking.
"Kloppman." He cut in, gasping for air.
"WHATEVER!" Mary shrieked, then began in an intense, almost psycho tone, "I have been in this parallel universe for--oh, I'd say over 24 hours, and I--I just can't TAKE IT ANY LONGER! They sing, they dance, and well, personally, I think they're all just plain freaky. I am at my wit's end. Pretty soon, I will be brainwashed and I too will dance with the happy newsies! In Happy Newsie Land!! EEheeheehee!" Mary jumped up and down a few times then started playing with her hands, "One newsie, two newsie, three newsie, four! Newsies go happy dancie out da door! HAHA!!" She laughed and skipped gleefully around the room.
"This one makes Caroline look normal..." Race said in a stage whisper to Kid Blink.
Mary stopped, "What? You've met Caroline!?"
Race shrugged. "Who do you think gave her the power to ZAP! her way into the movie?"
"We're in a movie?" Kid Blink looked up and smiled a cheesy smile. "The name's Blink. Kid Blink." He said in a low, seductive voice.
"You did? Really?" Mary asked.
"Well after she watched the movie 82 times, I decided that she was gonna whacko--"
"She has been for a while--" Mary muttered.
"And so now she can see us in real life, not just on tv and fanfic."
"We're in fanfic?" Kid Blink looked up and smiled cheesily again, "You know you girls want me....But you just can't have me...."
"She pops in and out every so often when she's not working for the C.I.A." Race added.
"And she always told me she was skating..." Mary thought out loud.
"Uh oh...I've said too much!" Race tapped his cigar twice, "Come in Headquarters, come in. Mission aborted....repeat mission aborted!" He took a look around at everyone and frantically ran to the window, jumping out.
(Now you know why Race didn't want Snipeshooter fooling around with his cigar.)
The newsies watched this is disbelief, but then turned back to the bathroom.
"Where were we Crutch?" Itey asked.
"Uh, I think we were on 'Every Mornin...'"
"Oh yeah--"
"Every Morrrrrrnin! We goes where we wishes! We'se as free as fishes!"
Mary shrieked and ran for the door.