Author: Thank you for all the reviews, minna! I'm hoping that as this goes on, I'll have more opportunities to torture Xelly-poo~ (hugs Xelly-poo plushie)

Xelloss: "Xelly-poo"?! That's a stupid gay name!

Author: Shut up or I'll put you in a yaoi with Gaav.

Xelloss: (backs away, twitching) You….you wouldn't!

Author: (evil grin) "Gaav stepped closer to Xelloss and brushed his lips……"

Xelloss: ……..ON WITH THE STORY!!!

Author: (cheerfully) Okie-dokie! On with the story!

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From: Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn

To: Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com

Subject: RE: Cure

Dear Zelgadiss-san,

It's okay if you couldn't come to my birthday ball. I'm so happy you've found a possibility of a cure. Lina-san and Gourry-san were able to come, though everything ended up in a Dragon Slave with a part of Seyruun under a "reconstruction process".

Right now I'm literally drowning in official papers. I think I'm going to scream if I see another royal seal. But I guess with power comes responsibility, right? Next week, I'll be going on an expedition on behalf of daddy for peace negotiations and, of course, to spread Justice around! Anyway, it's back to signing official papers again!

Hope to hear from you soon.

Lots of hugs,

Amelia

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From: Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org

To: Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org

Subject: Important

I ate the paperboy. The newspaper hasn't been arriving lately. The paperboy was scrawny. I want something done about this!

-Zelas

Greater Beastmaster - the most powerful Mazoku around!

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From: Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org

To: Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com

Subject: RE: IMPORTANT: READ THIS OR DIE

Uh…..Lina? It's me, Gourry. I got your e-mail, by the way. And, uh…about tomorrow night……..umm….I don't think it's such a good idea for me to dress up as a woman. Maybe you didn't know, but I happen to be male, and it's kinda degrading for me to dress up as the opposite sex frequently. "Lala" sounds really bad, by the way.

I mean, couldn't we go blast a few bandit hideouts or something?

ps: what's a "hired consort"?

Gourry

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From: Martina Xoana Mel Navratilova martina@princess-mail.net

To: Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com

Subject: Fwd: To a Special Someone

Hi guys~

Even tho I broke up wif Zangy, I discovered who I REALLY love instead! So I wrote a poem dedicated to this special someone. I want to spread word of my never-never-ever-ever-ending-long-lasting love for him! Can you guess who he is? *racing heart*

His eyes are of lavender violet

His hair matching too

He saved me from bandits

He saved me from falling into the loo

Our unspoken love is all I need

To keep me going

At full speed

So my dearest, won't you come with me

And enjoy the evening summer breeze

All naked aside of me

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! This poem is dedicated to none other than my dearest Xelly-nelly-jelly-wuffly-poopy-poo-poo-kins~ *sparkles in eyes*

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SEND THIS AROUND TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE YOU ALL MINNA-SAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hugz & Kisses,

Martina

Princess of Xoana

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