Xelloss: (looking around) I PROTEST AGAINST THIS INJUSTICE!!!!!!! WHY AM I BEING PICKED ON?! WHY?! WHY?!! OH WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fruitcake: (hugs Xelly-poo) Because I wuv you.
Lina: Xelloss, you're a mazoku. Bad guys don't have rights, remember? (snickers) Besides, you & Martina make a heavenly pair.
Amelia: A mazoku talking about INJUSTICE!!! Maybe he's starting to turn to the light! I knew you could do it Xelloss-san! Let's sing that song together! Life is beauuuuutiful, and we love white fluffy bunnieeeeeessss…….
Xelloss: (bangs head on wall monotonously) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO………..(shakes fruitcake violently by the shoulders) GET ME OUT OF THIS FANFICTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fruitcake: @_@ (dizzy)
Lina: Can't you feed off your own frustration?
Xelloss: ……………..
Disclaimer: Slayers is mine…..all mine. Muwhahahahaha……(gets trampled on by a herd of lawyers)
……or maybe not.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com
To: Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org
Subject: RE:RE: IMPORTANT: READ THIS OR DIE
Gourry,
Just shut up and do it. Or else.
-Lina
The Beautiful Genius Sorceress Supreme
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org
To: Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com
Subject: Help!
Hey Zel,
I kinda need some help at the moment. Lina wants me to dress up as a woman (again), and I don't want to! I don't see how dressing up as a woman has anything to do with gold statues and old men - it just doesn't make sense!
(By the way, what's a "hired consort"? Lina won't tell me.)
Gourry
ps: Why didn't you go to Amelia's birthday party? Me and Lina were there and it was really fun…..until Lina got angry at Martina about something and Dragon Slaved her - and a bit of Seyruun to go with it. Prince Phil wasn't too happy about it, though.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com
To: Martina Xoana Mel Navratilova martina@princess-mail.net, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com
Subject: RE: Fwd: To a Special Someone
MARTINA WHAT IN THE FOUR WORLDS IS FRICKEN WRONG WITH YOUR MIND?!!!!!!!!
His eyes are of lavender violet
His hair matching too
He saved me
from bandits
He saved me from falling into the loo
Our unspoken love is all I need
To
keep me going
At full speed
So my dearest, won't
you come with me
And enjoy the evening summer
breeze
All naked aside of me
I'M GETTING NIGHTMARES!!!!!!! I CAN'T GET THAT REVOLTING IMAGE OUT OF MY MIND!!!!!!!!!
AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!
ARRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Lina
The Beautiful Genius Sorceress Supreme
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net
To: Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org, Martina Xoana Mel Navratilova martina@princess-mail.net, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com
Subject: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh my god…….hahahahahahahahha………that's got to be THE funniest thing I've ever read!
So my dearest, won't
you come with me
And enjoy the evening summer breeze
All naked aside
of
me
…………HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looks like karma has finally caught up with that namagomi.
I so so soooo can't wait for our next reunion. Don't you feel the same way, Xelloss dear? (smirk)
Filia
ps: Minna-san, this is something we've just GOT to pass around! I'm sending a copy of this to all my clients.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inflict REAL pain with our quality maces. Clinically proven on Mazoku: http :// www. macesandantiques.com
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org
To: Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org
Subject:
Xelloss, I received sth rather interesting about you by e-mail a few minutes ago.
Reply to this at once. I am not pleased.
-Zelas
Greater Beastmaster - the most powerful Mazoku around!
********************************************************************
Visit us today! Where all our culinary dreams come true~ http :// wolfpack.island.net
********************************************************************
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org
To: Deep Sea Dolphin fishyfishy@imnotinsanereally.com
Subject: Fwd Fwd: To a Special Someone
Hey Dolphin,
Here's a little something to laugh at. Got it from this weird human freak.
I bet Zelas is absolutely livid at the moment. Haha.
-Phibby
Hellmaster - a really really powerful Mazoku darklord!
Hi guys~
Even tho I broke up
wif Zangy, I discovered who I REALLY love instead! So I wrote a poem dedicated
to this special
someone. I want to spread word of my never-never-ever-ever-ending-long-lasting love
for him! Can
you guess who he is? *racing heart*
His
eyes are of lavender
violet
His hair matching too
He saved me from bandits
He saved me
from falling into the
loo
Our unspoken love is all I need
To keep me going
At full speed
So my dearest, won't you
come with me
And enjoy the evening summer breeze
All naked aside of
me
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! This poem is dedicated to none other than my dearest Xelly-nelly-jelly-wuffly-poopy-poo-poo-kins~ *sparkles in eyes*
PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE SEND THIS AROUND TO ALL YOUR
FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOVE YOU ALL MINNA-SAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hugz & Kisses,
Martina
Princess of Xoana
_________________________________________________________________
Be proud of your heritage! Sign up for Mazoku mail today! Go to:
http ://mazokumail.com.mz/
_________________________________________________________________
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Xelloss: (wails)You just……utterly utterly humiliated me. Juuo-sama is going to kill me.
Zelas: (appears dressed in leather and a whip) You're darn right I will.
Dolphin: Coconuts are good for your baracles! And fish can stand on their heads! Yay~
Thank you for all the reviews! It's what keeps me writing new chapters. I was going to do a reply from Xelloss, but I wanted to keep a word limit in each chapter. Anyway, as everyone can guess, Xelloss is in BIG trouble, and I've already got another idea to humiliate him even more. (Xelloss: You…..you don't love me anymore! *sniff*) Any ideas? All suggestions for new ways to torture him are welcome! ^o^