FF.net seems to be having server problems lately.
Anyway, I've finally gotten around to doing Xelloss' replies. Take a look at the one to Filia. ^_^
Meanwhile, Gourry is still working out the finer details of Lina's plan……..
Syphiel: Ummm……may I ask when I'll get a part in this?
Xelloss: You actually WANT a part in this ridiculous fic? Oh right. It's not as if YOU'RE the one who gets gay sappy poems about them sent by mass e-mail, it's not as if YOU'RE the one punished by your master, huh? I mean, WHO CARES if I become ridiculed by the other Mazoku, huh? HUH?!!!!!!!!!! HUH???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lina: Geez, what's wrong with you?
fruitcake: He's got issues.
Filia: (snorts)
Xelloss: Fi-chan, if you've got something in your nose, use that finger of yours and start picking.
Amelia: Eeeeeewwww…….XELLOSS-SAN!!!!!!
Xelloss: ^_______^
Disclaimer: If I owned Slayers, Xelloss would be a porn star and Gourry would've been run over by a truck already. Enuff said.
From: Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com
To: Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org
Subject: RE: Help
Dear Gourry,
Nice to hear from you. I see you've finally learnt how to use e-mail. Speaking of which, did you see Martina's poem?
I doubt Lina will change her mind. So I'll just wish you good luck instead. In answer to your question, a "hired consort" is like an inhouse prostitute.
Tell me how things go.
Zelgadiss
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From: Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org
To: Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com
Subject: RE:RE: Help
Yeah, Syphiel spent a year teaching me how to use e-mail and those forwardy thingies. It was pretty difficult, so I'm quite proud of myself.
Anyway, that's not the point! My manhood is at stake here! What if I get mistaken for a female or something?
Gourry
ps: What's an "inhouse prostitute"?
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From: Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org
To: Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org
Subject: RE: No subject
Juuo-sama,
I didn't have anything to do with it! Please don't hurt me!
Your most trusted, faithful and loyal servant (and part-time sex-slave),
Xelloss
A Really Mysterious Priest!
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From: Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org
To: Martina Xoana Mel Navratilova martina@princess-mail.net, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com
Subject: RE: Fwd: To a Special Someone
So my dearest, won't you come with
me
And
enjoy the evening summer breeze
All naked aside of me
MARTINA STOP SENDING THIS PIECE OF JUNK TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED BEFORE IN MY WHOLE WRETCHED MAZOKU LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVEN MORE HUMILIATING IS WHAT YOU CALLED ME HERE:
This poem is dedicated to none other than
my
dearest Xelly-nelly-jelly-wuffly-poopy-poo-poo-kins~
*splutters* *groans* *pukes* *dies a premature death*
Xelloss
A Really Mysterious Priest!
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From: Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn
To: Martina Xoana Mel Navratilova martina@princess-mail.net, Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com
Subject: That was so kawaii~
Martina-san, your poem was lovely though rather odd! Weren't you upset about Xelloss-san being a Mazoku last time?
Anyhow, I'm still happy for you and Xelloss-san~ Remember to invite me to the wedding! LOVE CONQUERS ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
(Don't worry, I'll forward this to everyone else I know!)
Xelloss-san, you should be nicer to Martina-san! Don't you know how difficult it is for a girl to tell a guy of her feelings - not to mention that she was brave enough to proclaim it by mass e-mail?
May Justice walk with you,
Amelia
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From: Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org
To: Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com
Subject: RE:RE:RE: IMPORTANT: READ THIS OR DIE
Oi Lina,
Why do I get a feeling something creepy is going to happen?
-Gourry
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From: Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com
To: Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org
Subject: RE:RE: Help
Errmm…..Gourry, you're supposed to be mistaken for female. That's the whole point.
An "inhouse prostitute" is a person who offers…..umm…..services in exchange for money.
Have fun.
Zelgadiss
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From: Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org
To: That Selfish Old and Ugly Golden Dragon Who Tries To Pass Herself Off As a Priestess filia@macesandantiques.net, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Martina Xoana Mel Navratilova martina@princess-mail.net, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com
Subject: RE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Trust FILIA UL COPT to be kInd and SymPATHETIC to others.
AND I mean, she's always so Marvelously MATURE, isn't she?
BUWHAHAHAHAHAHA………..
Xelloss
A Really Mysterious Priest!
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From: Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org
To: Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com
Subject: I get it!
Lina, I asked Zel all about it and I think I finally get it! You're a prostitute!
-Gourry
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Filia: I SAW THAT NAMAGOMI!!!!!!!!!!! (waves mace-sama threateningly at Xelloss' face)
Xelloss: My, my Fi-chan! You do like pain, don't you? Well….if you must……^__^
How did you all like this chapter? Like it? Hate it? The only way to let me know is to r/r! Arigato~