A note from deep sea dolphin:
Sorry for the slow update. I've been working on the introduction of my newest Slayers ficcy: The Day Xelloss Pissed off L-sama. Believe me, it took a long time to write. ^-^
Back to this chapter. This time, it's more ridiculous and is probably more than enough to cause a coronary for Zelas.
And again, I'm taking any new ideas related/unrelated to this fic. (R/R)
Disclaimer: If I owned Slayers……I'd have a lot of money. Which I don't.
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From: Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org
To: Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net, Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com
Subject: Weird
Is it just me or did I get an e-mail linked to Xelloss having raunchy sex with animals? Ick. O.O
Phibrizzo
I'm THE Hellmaster!!!! Buwhahahahaha….
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From: Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org
To: Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org
Subject: Weird
Phibby, I'm shocked at you! You actually *clicked* on that link to hundreds and thousands of pictures of poor Xelly???!!! Shame! Especially when you're underaged…..
Dynast
I live on the North Pole, but I ain't no Santa Claus!
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From: Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org
To: Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org
Subject: Xelloss
To my most wonderful, intelligent and beautiful sister,
Ehh….well, I heard Xelloss was available for providing….you know……certain services.
I'm interested, by the way.
Reply ASAP. I'm desperate.
Your loving brother,
Dynast
I live on the North Pole, but I ain't no Santa Claus!
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From: Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com
To: Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com
Subject: YOU'RE GONNA DIE ZEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Lina
The Beautiful Genius Sorceress Supreme
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From: Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com
To: Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org
Subject: RE: I get it!
Gourry dear….
I'm going to reward you with a little something. Just stay where you are and don't move. I'm coming over.
-Lina
The Beautiful Genius Sorceress Supreme
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From: Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net
To: Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org
Subject: Are you alright?
Gourry dear,
I received a rather disturbing e-mail this afternoon. Have you seen it yet? It's not……true…….is it? Or did Miss Lina force you to take those pictures?
I'll be here if you need me. ^-^
Love,
Syphiel
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From: Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com
To: Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org
Subject: RUN NOW
What on earth did you tell Lina?! She sounded ready to kill just now. Good thing I'm not within close physical distance of her.
Speaking of which, I suggest you drop whatever it is you're doing and make a run.
Zel
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how did you like this one? Feel free to drop comments & suggestions! ^-^