A note from deep sea dolphin:
*gapes for a moment*
FOURTY-ONE REVIEWS?!!!!!!!!!! *faints*
Oh my….thank you thank you THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!! (okay, I sound like Martina now. Heh heh)
Sorry for the slow update. My summer job at a law firm's just started and I don't have much time in front of the computer these days. So if this chapter isn't as funny as the previous one, don't throw tomatoes - *you* try sitting 10 hours a day in front of a judge. ^_^
I'm so glad you all liked the fifth chapter - I enjoyed writing it immensely.
This time, Lina & Gourry will be out of the scene 'coz as you might guess from reading the last chapter, Lina has gone over to Gourry's house to give him a so-called "surprise present". ^-^
As for Zelgadiss…..frankly, I deliberately left him out this time 'coz I think Zel wouldn't be bothered about such things. Of course, I *do* have plans for Zel……….just not in this chapter yet…….. buwhahahahaha…..
From: Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org
To: Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org
Subject: RE: Xelloss
You big SICKO.
Xelly doesn't work for anyone but ME! So don't even think about it!
Zelas
Greater Beastmaster - the most powerful Mazoku around!
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From: Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn
To: Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net, Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org
Subject: Cruelty!
Shame on you, pimping poor Xelloss-san out to do such immoral acts! Justice won't forgive you for this!
Amelia
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From: Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net
To: Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org
Subject: Is Lina MALE?!
Minna-san,
I was thinking, if those pictures are real, then wouldn't that mean Lina's MALE? Oh my……*faints*
Filia
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From: Zangulus tangyzangy@strangehats.net
To: Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org, Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net
Subject: Disgusting porn e-mail
You know, that Noonsa-Xelloss thing's gotta hurt. *winces at the thought*
Zangulus
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From: Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org
To: Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Zangulus tangyzangy@strangehats.net, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org, Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net
Subject: RE: Disgusting porn e-mail
EXCUSE MOI! Can you guys not talk about me as if I can't READ your messages?
Xelloss
A Really Mysterious Priest!
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From: Jillas redfox@coldmail.com
To: Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Zangulus tangyzangy@strangehats.net, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org, Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net
Subject: Awfully quiet here
Seems awfully quiet here. I half expected Lina, Zelgadiss and Gourry to say sth at the least. Speaking of which, Lina has been pretty quiet! According to the ordinary course of things, she should be casting a couple of Dragon Slaves at the moment. Hmm….I wonder what she's doing at the moment…
By the way, love your biceps, Gourry.
Jillas
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From: Martina Xoana Mel Navratilova martina@princess-mail.net
To: Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org
Subject: Xelly-welly-wuffly-poopy-poo!
I AM SO SO SOOOOOOO IN LOVE WITH XELLY~
HIS PICS ARE SOOOOOOOOO SEXY AND KEWL!!!!!!!!!!
HOW MUCH ARE YOU ASKING FOR HIM? I JUST WANT HIM FOR ONE NIGHT!!!!!!
PRETTY PULEEEEEZZZZZ WITH A SUGAR-COATED-MARMALADE-AND-WHIPPED-CREAM-CHERRY ON THE TOP???? ^o^
Hugz & Kisses,
Martina
Princess of Xoana
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From: Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org
To: Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org
Subject: RE:RE: Xelloss
C'mon, don't be mean. You know how I've felt about Xelloss since I saw him licking whipped cream that time.
You wouldn't deprive your poor 'ole brother of his needs, would you? *puppy dog eyes*
Very much in need,
Dynast
I live on the North Pole, but I ain't no Santa Claus!
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