A note from deep sea dolphin:
*glomps reviewers*
Thanks to all your reviews and suggestions, I've gotten the 7th chappie up as quick as possible!
I've had a crap week - got an "F" in one of my subjects, only to be told tonight that there was an "administrative error" and that I actually got an "A-" instead.
Well, I dunno about *you*, but "F" and "A-" certainly make a hell lot of a difference! o_O
Anyways….I've decided to poke fun at Zelgadiss this time. I think it'll be a one-off thing, 'coz frankly, I don't think you can really make fun of Zelly that much….or he'll get suicidal and where's all the fun in that? *giggles*
I hope you all think this chappie's an improvement! And puuullleeeeeeze REVIEW! *glomps reviewers again*
Ta~
From: Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org
To: Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org
Subject: Proposition
Hey Xelloss,
Saw your seriously HOT pictures earlier. They just make me wanna do some dark and evil things to you. Heh heh. *nudge*
So what do you think? I can do some pretty cool stuff with that staff of yours……
……..if you let me, that is. *wink*
Desperately yours,
Dynast
I live on the North Pole, but I ain't no Santa Claus!
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To: Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net, Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Zangulus tangyzangy@strangehats.net, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org
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From: Zangulus tangyzangy@strangehats.net
To: Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org, Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net
Subject: You sick people…
OKAY. Generally speaking, I'm pretty much an open and tolerant guy.
But you guys are sick bastards. Having sex marathons with a bunch of animals? Penis enlargement ads? DISGUSTING! I can't believe I actually travelled with you people. Yuck man.
And as for YOU, Gourry….I don't think I can look at your sword the same way again. Just s . t . a . y away from me, OKAY?
Zangulus
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From: Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org
To: Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Zangulus tangyzangy@strangehats.net, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org, Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net
Subject: That funny guy with the hard penis??
There's something I don't understand.
Why does that funny-looking guy need a hard penis? I thought being a chimera already made him hard. o_O
Huh?? I don't get it!!! I WANT ANSWERS NOW!!!!!! SOMEONE EXPLAIN OR I'LL DESTROY THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!
BUWHAHAHAHA……..
Phibrizzo
I'm THE Hellmaster!!!! Buwhahahahaha…
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From: Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org
To: Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Zangulus tangyzangy@strangehats.net, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org, Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net
Subject: RE: That funny guy with the hard penis??
Phibby, you've got it wrong:
Zelly-kun's not only ROCK HARD, but he's also got BLUE BALLS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xelloss
A Really Mysterious Priest!
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From: Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com
To: Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Zangulus tangyzangy@strangehats.net, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org, Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net
Subject: RE: That funny guy with the hard penis??
First of all, my name is ZELGADISS. Not "that funny guy with a hard penis", thank you very much.
Secondly, I would appreciate it if you (yes you, Xelloss) would stop bestowing upon me ridiculous names like "rock hard" and "blue balls".
I just don't think I'm worthy of your brilliant creativity. Really.
Zelgadiss
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From: Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn
To: Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Zangulus tangyzangy@strangehats.net, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org, Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net
Subject: RE: HARDCORE DIRRRRRRTY MALE PORN - FREE!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor Zelgadiss-san!
We should learn to respect others' feelings - there's nothing wrong in Zelgadiss-san's private obsessions….even if it concerns animals!
If it makes Zelgadiss-san and the animals happy, then that's none of our business!
That doesn't change our eternal friendship!!!
Amelia
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Today I realised FF.net was having server problems, so I got the chance to amend the older version of this chappie.
Remember to r/r or I will………SIC NOONSA ON TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!! BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA…..