deep sea dolphin: Yup, I've seen and I've heard ya all. So this time, I've brought back Gourry and Syphiel. (Yay)
Oh, and thanks to those people who pointed out to me about the rating of this fic. I though I'd already raised it, but I was mistaken. Gomen. T-T
Zel: Did everyone really think I'd do that kind of ad?! What kind of monster do you think I am?!
deep sea dolphin: *pats Zelly-kun* There there, we all know you're not really all that…..umm……rock hard. Underneath that hard exterior you have a beautiful sensitive soul, ne? ^-^;
Ame-chan: DSD-san! You took my lines!
deep sea dolphin: ^o^; Gomen. Anyway, it's time to explain who some of the characters are, since some of my reviewers don't know who Dynast and Dolphin are:
Dynast Grausherra = a Mazoku darklord on the same ranking as Zelas, Phibby and Dolphin (though Phibby is the oldest). Lives on the North Pole, so I assume he's Santa. Buwhaha.
Officially speaking, I don't think he has any interest in Xelly-poo. I don't know enough about him 'coz he never appears in the anime and I can't read the Japanese novels.
Deep Sea Dolphin = another Mazoku darklord. Female. Rumoured to be on bad terms with Zelas, though the official drawing in one of the novels doesn't seem to suggest that. She's also rumoured to be insane, supposedly due to Zelas/Xelly. Resides in the Demon Sea (correct me if I'm wrong). Little is really known about her, 'coz she never appears in the anime, and I can only deduce what she is through what other ppl say.
Understand, ne? ^_~
From: Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org
To: Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Zangulus tangyzangy@strangehats.net, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org, Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net
Subject: RE: That funny guy with the hard penis??
Phibby,
Underaged children like yourself should be seen, not heard. So don't worry yourself over these….umm…..mind-boggling matters.
You just concentrate on pulling legs off grasshoppers or something. Let the adults take care of this.
Zelas
Greater Beastmaster - the most powerful Mazoku around!
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From: Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net
To: Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Zangulus tangyzangy@strangehats.net, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org
Subject: RE: That funny guy with the hard penis??
Zelgadiss-san, don't tell me all that stuff about the animals and that despicable advertisement are true! If you've really succumbed to the levels of that namagomi, I'd be shocked!
Amelia-san, you didn't really lose your maidenly purity before marriage, did you?! That would be an ultimate sin, especially for a well-respected princess like yourself!
Filia
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From: Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org
To: Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Zangulus tangyzangy@strangehats.net, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com
Subject: Too sexy
If you've really
succumbed to the
levels
of that namagomi, I'd
be shocked!
My my, Fi-chan! What could you possible mean by that! I assure you Zel-kun is definitely rock hard and has blue balls! That is an absolutely indisputable and irrevocable fact! I am sooooooo hurt by your blind prejudice! Have you forgotten that wonderfully exciting evening we had together…..?
^_~
Xelloss
A Really Mysterious Priest!
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From: Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn
To: Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Zangulus tangyzangy@strangehats.net, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org, Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net
Subject: OF COURSE NOT!!!
Filia-san,
Of course I didn't lose my maidenly purity before marriage!!!
Daddy's already got the best lawyers in Seyruun on this. Justice will catch up with these criminals soon enough!
Amelia
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From: Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net
To: Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org
Subject: Are you there?
Gourry-sama,
Are you alright? Should I come over to see if you're ok?
I'm worried about you.
Syphiel
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From: Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org
To: Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net
Subject: RE: Are you there?
Oi Sypeheel….it's me, Gourry. Sowwy faw making u worried but Lina git reelly med at me 4 calling her a prostetut and did some horibule things 2 me theese 2 days so as u can see I can't tupe properly. *shudders*
I dun undarswand. Wuy wus Lina angry? I thooght prostetutes exchenge survices 4 moneey, rite?
Gourry
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From: Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com
To: Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Zangulus tangyzangy@strangehats.net, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com
Subject: RE: That funny guy with the hard penis??
Filia,
In answer to your concerns, NO I did not participate in any of those ridiculous advertisements, and neither has Amelia. Have a little faith.
By the way, what's with that rendezvous thing Xelloss mentioned earlier…..?
Zelgadiss
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From: Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org
To: Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org
Subject: RE: Proposition
Ha-ouu sama,
Though I am very much flattered, those pictures you referred to are, unfortunately, not of myself.
As much as I would love to share your fantasies with you - especially the one involving my staff - I am sure you understand that I can only act under
Ju-ouu sama's permission. Perhaps you should contact her regarding this matter. Thank you and have a nice day! ^_~
Xelloss
A Really Mysterious Priest!
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From: Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org
To: Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org
Subject: I'm not a kid!
That's not fair! I'm older than any of you! I have the right to know!!!!!!!
I WANNA KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phibby
I'm THE Hellmaster!!!! Buwhahahahaha…
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From: Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org
To: Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org
Subject: URGENT!!!
Ju-ouu sama,
DON'T SAY YES TO WHATEVER DYNAST IS ASKING!!!!!!!!!! HE'S GOT FREAKY THINGS GOING ON IN THAT SICK MIND OF HIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!!!!!! I'LL EVEN SING TELETUBBIES SONGS!!!!!!!!!! JUST DON'T LET HIM NEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xelloss
A Really Mysterious Priest!
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From: Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com
To: Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com
Subject: Hello?
Hey Lina, you've been pretty quiet for someone of your temperament! I expect you've already seen those spams, and before you ask, no I had absolutely NOTHING to do with it. So don't ask.
Speaking of which, what did you do to Gourry? I hope it wasn't too painful…
Zel
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From: Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org
To: Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com
Subject: Question
Is it true you're really rock hard and have blue balls?
If so, then why were you in that ad? What does it do? I want answers now!!! .
Phibby
I'm THE Hellmaster!!!! Buwhahahahaha…
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Lina will be returning in the next chapter! I'm just a little tired from walking so much today….
Hope you liked this one. As always, please r/r~