PHANTASY STAR: HUNTER LEGACY

EPISODE 2: ANNOYING MAG

Disclaimer I don't wanna go through this again....ahem NOT EVERYTHING BELONGS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scythe(HUmar): Yay! ...I'm finally on Ragol.

Scion(android HUcast): STFU!

Scythe: sniffle CRY

Scion: STFU! I think I hear something...

UNKNOWN MAG: Hello!

Scion: Who are u?

Scythe: CRYING IN BACKROUND

Arch: He's a mag...a very ann-

Scythe: COOL!!!!! A mag! I've never really TOUCHED one before....slowly edges toward it....

UNKNOWN MAG: HELLO! My name is.....Mag....

Scythe: o....Oo

Scion: takes saber out kills Arch

Mag: OMFG! Y?????

Scion: He was ugly....AND I wanted to steal u...

Mag: nooo! I'll never go without a good fight!

SILENCE Mag: ...meh...I've got nothing....

Scion: Let's go to the Central Dome and investigate there!

TWO LOOONG HOURS LATER
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Mag: singing ROW ROW ROW UR BOAT GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM!!! MERRILY! MERRILY! MERR-

Scythe: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mag: No...IF UR HAPPY AND U KNOW IT CLAP UR HA---

Scion: STFU!

Mag: cry WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Scion: hey! Look! Wut's that?

Scythe: picks up a very small jar like thing...like....pod...a...thingy..it's.....a- a...maybe a....no....a....more like a....sorta like a.....a POD!

Scion: GIVE! takes the item from scythe hmmm looks like a bomb...this could be what blew pioneer 1 up...but it's so small....

Mag: press that red button on it!

Scion: STUPIDLY k. presses button

Voice: this will blow up in...5....4....3...

Scion: O #$!!!!!!!!!!!

Mag: to stop it...just swallow it!

Scion: stupidly k. swallows it

Scythe: Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scion: EXPLODE Scythe: U KILLED HIM!!! And I thought mags we're cool....

Mag: ....JUMP AROUND AND DO THE CHEESE DANCE!!!! CUZ GIRLS DIG THE CHEESE DANCE!!!!

FIN