It¡¦s been quite some time since I last updated. Lack of inspiration, busy updating my other ficcy, getting a new computer¡K..you know, the usual stuff.
THANK YOU to those who reviewed and sent me e-mails of encouragement. I hope this chapter doesn¡¦t disappoint. (u.u)
FF.net has been having server problems again. It¡¦s probably just me being cynical, but it always happens whenever I upload a new chapter. Hee hee.
Anyways¡K¡K¡K.
Will Dynast get what he wants? Will Xelloss escape the evil clutches of ¡§Santa¡¨? What¡¦s happened with Lina?
Read on, and REVIEW!!!
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From: Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com
To: Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com
Subject: What I did to Gourry
Zel,
I didn¡¦t do much to that Jellyfish Brains ¡V just tied his privates around his ears and did some other stuff with his arms. You won¡¦t believe how flexible arms can be. If you were within my physical distance, I would¡¦ve done you the same favour.
No I haven¡¦t read any of the other e-mails yet. Will get back to you on that.
Lina
The Beautiful Genius Sorceress Supreme
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From: Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org
To: Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com
Subject: I dun undwrsyand
Wuhy dud Lina hit me lik;ie dis I thuoht she wabted 2 guve me a present.
Anf wuy ar[e we in thise pictires wu,th those animaks? Whrn did we gi 2 the farm? I dun renmemnber seeeinjh Old MacDona,kd tjere}[
My hamd hjurts si I can[t typwe ok now.
Gourry
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From: Wine Experts Inc. winexperts@zephilia.org
To: Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org
Subject: LIFETIME OFFER ¡V NOW OR NEVER!!!!!!!
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Thank you for your patronage over these many years. To express our gratitude, we now have a special once in a lifetime offer!
Simply purchase 1950 crates of wine of any origin, and get a FREE bottle of Zephilian wine with a vintage that goes as far as BEFORE THE KOUMA WARS!!!
Only in *limited numbers* - this offer ends TOMORROW.
Take up this opportunity and make yourself a PROUD OWNER of such a distinguished & RARE wine!!!
Simply reply to this e-mail and complete your transaction by !
Yours Sincerely,
Wine Experts Inc.
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From: Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net
To: Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org
Subject: I¡¦m coming over
Gourry-sama,
Oh dear, I think I really will come over to see you. Lina-san must have injured you very badly!
Remember not to move. I¡¦ll be right there very soon!
Syphiel
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From: Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org
To: Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org
Subject: Xelloss
Dynast,
You still interested in that fruitcake priest-general of mine? Since I¡¦m nice, I¡¦ll do a deal with you. I want that special offer from Wine Experts Inc.
Take care of it, and I¡¦ll arrange for Xelloss to stay with you for one day only. What the both of you do in that time isn¡¦t of my concern. Make sure he gets back in one piece.
Zelas
Greater Beastmaster ¡V Off my wine!!! Shoo!!!
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From: Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org
To: Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com
Subject: Oh no
Noiw Syphui;el wamts 2 come over! Sjhe;s going 2 do ther samne / thing asd Lina!!!!
I cab¡¦t let her come ovber!!!!!!!! I¡¨kll die!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gourry
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From: Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com
To: Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Zangulus tangyzangy@strangehats.net, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org, Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net
Subject: RE: The funny guy with the hard penis?
I¡¦M GOING TO FIND OUT WHO¡¦S RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THIS $%&%&*&)# AND RIP OUT HIS TOENAILS ONE BY ONE AND SHOVE HIS PRIVATES UP HIS NOSTRILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO ONE MAKES A FOOL OF THE GREAT BEAUTIFUL LINA INVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I¡¦LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lina Inverse
The Beautiful Genius Sorceress Supreme
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From: Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org
To: Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org
Subject: RE: Xelloss
To my most darling, wonderful, beautiful and accomplished sister,
You¡¦ve got yourself a deal! Don¡¦t worry ¡V I¡¦ll make sure Xelly can still stand afterwards. *wink*
Dynast
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From: Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org
To: Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org
Subject: RE: URGENT
Xelly dear,
Having considered your request, I have finally made a decision which I believe to be in your best interests. I¡¦ve noticed you haven¡¦t had a holiday since the Kouma Wars and you really need one.
So you¡¦ll be spending a day with Dynast, where I¡¦m sure you¡¦ll be in good hands ¡V no pun intended.
Have fun.
Your most wonderful and thoughtful master,
Zelas
Greater Beastmaster ¡V Off my wine!!! Shoo!!!
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From: Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org
To: Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net
Subject: RE: I¡¦m coming over
NO PKLEASE DON¡¨Y COIME ; OVWE;R. I¡¦M SOWRRIE IF I SAUID STH WROING JUIST DON¡¦T C[OM/E OPVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gourry
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