Author's note: Does anyone still
remember me? *waves flag*
Lina Gabriev: Ah, you must be a Gourry fan. I'm not one, but I have an
uncanny fondness for the jellyfish. I promise I won't knock him over with a
truck next time. Maybe I'll drop a ton of bricks on him though. Yes, Naga has that
virus and won't be coming back unless I can think of something for her to say.
As for that Phibby-Dynast email thing, wow you really do have good observation
skills! Yes, I accidentally forgot to add Dynast's e-mail to the list in the
confusion of cutting and pasting the e-mail addresses. *gets hit by soda can*
Sorry!
Semiramis: Yup, you're totally correct
on your description of Dynast. In the Slayers novels, he's really serious and dark.
But I took the liberty of making him have an unusual liking to Xelly. Sherra is
one of my favourite characters, although she's never in the anime.
Xelly-welly-wuffly-poopy-poo fan: Hee
hee. . .it's excuseZ moi? Got it! (^-^)
Mistress DragonFlame: Aww. . . .don't worry, Dynast isn't going to do
anything horrible to Xelly. If you want to know what really happened,
then click on my username and read the spin-off fic titled "The Xelloss
and Dynast Yaoi".
And all other reviewers who I haven't mentioned: THANK YOU for all your
support and staying with me throughout the year since I wrote it. My last
chapter was written last summer and I still got reviews and e-mails of
encouragement even up to last week! *faints from surprise* Stay tuned for the
newest update at the end of this fic!
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From: Zelgadiss
Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com
To: Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org
Subject: RE: Oh no
I don't think Syphiel's trying to hurt you. You're being paranoid.
.
.
Zel
I want my toasties!
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From: Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org
To: Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org
Subject: Sent
Dynast,
Sent him over by UPS already. Have fun. Oh, I still want him back by the way. Be nice.
.
.
.
Zelas
Greater Beastmaster. . . .Off my wine!!! Shoo!!!
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From: Learning With You learninglifefacts@publishers.com
To: Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org
Subject: Fascinating Learning Step by Step
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Sincerely,
.
.
Learning With You
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From: Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com
To: Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com
Subject: Listen
Lina,
Stop spamming my inbox. Do something more productive than sit there in front of your computer.
.
.
Luna
Waitress of Doom
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From: Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn
To: Zangulus tangyzangy@strangehats.net, Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org, Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net, Martina Xoana Mel Navratilova martina@princess-mail.net
Subject: RE: You sick people. . . .
Dear Zangulus-san,
Those pictures and everything else isn't true! Deep down, you know it. This is just a test of our friendship!
.
Amelia
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From: Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org
To: Zangulus tangyzangy@strangehats.net, Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org, Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net, Martina Xoana Mel Navratilova martina@princess-mail.net
Subject: HAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA. . . . . . . . all of you thought you could hide THE BIG SECRET about that chimera from me but I'm about to find out very soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll know everything!!!!!!!!! And you can't stop me!!!!!!!! MUWHAHAHAHAHA. . . . . . . . . .
.
.
Hellmaster Phibrizzo
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From: Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org
To: Zangulus tangyzangy@strangehats.net, Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Gourry Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net, Martina Xoana Mel Navratilova martina@princess-mail.net
Subject: RE: HAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can someone tell me what he's going on about? o_O
.
.
.
.
Dynast
.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. . . . . . . . all of you thought
you could hide THE BIG SECRET from me but
I'm about to find out very
soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll know everything!!!!!!!!! And you
can't stop
me!!!!!!!! MUWHAHAH
AHAHA. . . . . . . . . .
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From: Gourry
Gabriev gourry@jellyfish.org
To: Zangulus tangyzangy@strangehats.net, Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net, Martina Xoana Mel Navratilova martina@princess-mail.net
Subject: RE: HAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DON'T GET IT EITHER, CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME AS WELL? WHAT DOES
ZEL HAVE TO DO WITH IT?
OH AND WHY IS MY FONT LIKE THIS? I CAN'T GET IT TO BE NORMAL AGAIN. CAN SOMEONE
TELL ME HOW TO CHANGE IT? THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.
.
GOURRY
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From: Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org
To: Zangulus tangyzangy@strangehats.net, Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net, Martina Xoana Mel Navratilova martina@princess-mail.net
Subject: User is out
Thank you for your e-mail. Unfortunately, I am unable to reply as I am out for
the time being. I am currently taking a vacation to the NortH Pole,
where I will sEe Lots and lots of snow!
In the event of my unfortunate demise (as it will most likely be
so), Please contact my mistress, who came up with the brilliant and
generous idea of sending ME there!!!!!!!!!!
.
.
This e-mail has been automatically generated.
.
Xelloss
A Really Mysterious Priest!
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From: Zelgadiss Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com
To: Zangulus tangyzangy@strangehats.net, Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org, Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Zelas Metallium zelas@beast-master.org, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster@mazoku.org, Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net, Martina Xoana Mel Navratilova martina@princess-mail.net
Subject: RE: HAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gourry,
That's because you've got the caps lock on. Oh, you can type normally now.
.
.
Zel
I want my toasties!
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From: Deep Sea Dolphin fishyfishy@hipposintutus.com
To: Zangulus tangyzangy@strangehats.net, Syphiel Nels Lahda
syphieloves@gourry-sama.net, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun
amelia@justice-rules.co.sn, Xelloss xelloss@beast-master.org,
Lina Inverse linverse@dragon-slave.com, Dynast Grausherra
imnotsantaclaus@mazoku.org, Lina Inverse
linverse@dragon-slave.com, Zelas Metallium
zelas@beast-master.org, Jillas redfox@coldmail.com, Luna
Inverse waitressofdoom@ceiphiedknights.com, Hellmaster Phibrizzo
hellmaster@mazoku.org, Filia Ul Copt filia@macesandantiques.net,
Martina Xoana Mel Navratilova martina@princess-mail.net, Zelgadiss
Greywords zel@cursedchimera.com
Subject: A very nice card for everyone! (^-^)
Dolphin like everyone so card for you all! Very nice and colourful! Xelly-poo send to me! Hee hee!
Open open open!!!
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.
.
Attached: ZELAS_IS_A_MEANIE.doc
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Author's note: I'm planning to end this soon. What do you think?
***NEW UPDATE***
I've got a new Slayers fic up two days ago, called "Darkness Rising". Five chapters have been written, but only two have been uploaded. It's a serious fic that's AU, revolving around Amelia. She auditions to become a singer and surprisingly gets a contract on the spot. She soon discovers that the entertainment industry is not as simple as she thinks, and that much more darker things are happening behind her back. Will she be able to maintain her innocent optimism as one thing happens after another? Please read and review. I've already got various bits of future chapters written. Thank you! (^-^)