I'm really sorry! I didn't mean to take so much in updating! Thank you for reviewing and here is what I have to say back:
Jasmine the Fire Adept: I thought Isaac would make a good monkey, because he doesn't really have any lines. (Earns glare from Isaac.) I think I have got my humor back! Thank for the 'You keep rocking' part.
Vokteren: I didn't think many people would enjoy the Dora/Isaac part. And, tell Pikachu I'm sorry, but Ivan seemed perfect. If she'll read the next parody, I'll be sure to have no Ivan bashing for her. Thank you for reviewing, and hope you enjoy the chapter.
Master Adept 2000(This is for both of your reviews.): The wait is over. So this is the best so far? (Raises eyebrow.) I feel like it had too many attempts for humor. And... I'm ready for ya Moonlight! (Loads rifle.)
MiraiEvo: Another Felix and Sheba fan? (Smiles.) Glad you like the coupling. What did you think of the other 2 parodies just by question? Thank you for reviewing, and enjoy the next chapter.
Flamethrowerqueen: Judging by your yay for Hsu getting eaten, you don't like him do you? Well, neither do I. He's a piggy. I want to know what that last yay was for. Thanks for correcting me, but I still might have errors because I've been typing really fast lately. Thanks for the luck and review.
Zero84: Felix and Sheba do rule, don't they? I'll be sure to keep writing for you.
Silver the Wind Seer: There are a ton of Felix sides, aren't there? (Confused Felix in background.) Sorry about your head hurting... (Holds head.) It hurts for me too.
From where we left off: Hsu got eaten, Saturos and Menardi are doing special effects while Isaac is a monkey! Did I forget to mention Felix is Aladdin?
Disclaimer: Nope. Don't own Golden Sun.
"About time. I haven't eaten for quite some time now." Felix said, sitting down and breaking the bread in half. He gave a piece to Isaac before... "Hello." Felix said, seeing Dodonpa and Babi dressed up as peasant outfits.
"Babi! Look cute and innocent while I swipe the food!" Dodonpa hissed. Babi nodded, and put on a puppy face.
"Isaac..." Felix warned, watching the fluffy yellow monkey walk over to Babi and give him his half of the bread. Isaac shot a nervous glance at him.
"Mr.... can you spare my friend a piece of bread?" Babi whimpered. He nudged Dodonpa, who put on a puppy face that only a villain could put on.
"Well..." Felix said, feeling ready to give the two the piece of bread, which was most likely his food for the day. Suddenly, a small puff of smoke burst on his left shoulder. He looked to his shoulder to see a 6- inch tall version of him with a pitchfork, devil horns and wearing nice leather that made him look sexy! (Sheba! I said I'm writing the story! So let me type!) The mini him smirked. Oh and he also had red contacts. (Move Sheba!) (Sheba: Fine! You told me to type while you took a bathroom break!) "Oh dear..." Felix muttered.
"Now big me, you know you got that bread fair and square. Don't be giving it to little brats so they can eat and you can starve for the day. It just doesn't work that way for me." Devil Felix said, examining his nails. Felix was about to agree with him before another white smoke burst on his right shoulder. He turned to see a 6-inch version of him again with Dove wings, a harp, and white leather. (Felix fangirls faint.) He had blue contacts though.
"Please, oh sinful giant version of me, you know it's harder for those kids to get food than you. I know your hungry, but... look at your pet monkey. He did the good thing. So do the same, and know that you have saved one more child from being starved to death." The Angel Felix said, a heavenly light falling upon him. Felix raised an eyebrow, and looked up to see Suza and Kushinda making spotlight effects.
"Come on! Look at him! He's paying people to give him the spotlight! Well, think of it like this! You'll save a kid, but you might die of hunger! What then?!" Devil Felix demanded. Felix sighed, got up, and began to walk to the kids.
"Here. Take my piece." He muttered, handing Dodonpa the piece of bread. Dodonpa snickered, and stuffed the whole thing into his mouth.
"That's it! I hope you starve, Mr. Goody to-shoes!" Devil Felix shouted, disappearing in a puff of black smoke.
"Thank you kind big me. And hopefully, the lord will think twice on sending you to hell." The Angel Felix said, vanishing in a puff of white smoke. Felix coughed, and waved the smoke away. Isaac sat there, sighing.
"What's you problem?" Felix asked. Isaac rubbed his stomach. "Don't worry. That's the last time we listen to those two again." Felix said.
"Like, oh my god! It's Prince Alex!" A voice squealed. Felix and Isaac turned to each other to exchange looks. Jumping to each other's feet, they ran down a few blocks to see a rather large crowd. Felix raised an eyebrow as he saw Alex riding a horse flipping his hair and blowing kisses to his fans, which were melting. He didn't notice...
"Let's give the horse a fright and make Alex scream like a sissy!" Dodonpa snickered. Babi smirked, nodded, and they ran out in front of the horse. Alex screamed like a sissy, and the horse reared up in fright. Dodonpa fell to the ground laughing while Babi began laughing before he began to choke because he's so old... it's hard to laugh. Alex growled, and took out a whip.
"Hey! Kids! Watch out!" Felix yelled, running in front of them. The whip lashed out at his arm, and was cast back by Alex. Alex shot him a glare. (Garet: Oooh! That's gonna leave a mark!)
"And what do you think you're doing?! Why can't you let me teach these punks a lesson Felix?!" Alex demanded.
"Because it's not right! As much as I want you to whip the living crap out of Dodonpa, Sheba would kill me if I allowed you to hurt Babi!" Felix yelled. Alex shrugged.
"Well, suits me. Guess what I'm off to go do?!" Alex teased, smiling evilly. Felix looked thoughtful.
"Are you... going to get your hair done?" Felix asked.
"That's only half of it! I'm going to get myself hitched to Sheba in order to get money! Ha-ha-ha!" Alex laughed. Felix gapped at him with Isaac. "What's wrong?" Alex asked, confused.
"That's.... that's not right! I mean, you can at least go after Jenna, but when you dig Sheba, that's wrong!" Felix said.
"Why? Don't you like her?" Alex asked.
"Of course I do! But, when you like her, it's not right." Felix explained.
"Don't worry. God knows what she'll cast to get me away." Alex said, winking at the Earth Adept. Felix shrugged, and allowed Alex to go get the rest of his life demolished by the Wind Adept...
TO BE CONTIUED...
That was horrible! Oh my god, I am so sorry that didn't turn out! All you guys were waiting, and I blew it! Sorry! Please, R/R!
Jasmine the Fire Adept: I thought Isaac would make a good monkey, because he doesn't really have any lines. (Earns glare from Isaac.) I think I have got my humor back! Thank for the 'You keep rocking' part.
Vokteren: I didn't think many people would enjoy the Dora/Isaac part. And, tell Pikachu I'm sorry, but Ivan seemed perfect. If she'll read the next parody, I'll be sure to have no Ivan bashing for her. Thank you for reviewing, and hope you enjoy the chapter.
Master Adept 2000(This is for both of your reviews.): The wait is over. So this is the best so far? (Raises eyebrow.) I feel like it had too many attempts for humor. And... I'm ready for ya Moonlight! (Loads rifle.)
MiraiEvo: Another Felix and Sheba fan? (Smiles.) Glad you like the coupling. What did you think of the other 2 parodies just by question? Thank you for reviewing, and enjoy the next chapter.
Flamethrowerqueen: Judging by your yay for Hsu getting eaten, you don't like him do you? Well, neither do I. He's a piggy. I want to know what that last yay was for. Thanks for correcting me, but I still might have errors because I've been typing really fast lately. Thanks for the luck and review.
Zero84: Felix and Sheba do rule, don't they? I'll be sure to keep writing for you.
Silver the Wind Seer: There are a ton of Felix sides, aren't there? (Confused Felix in background.) Sorry about your head hurting... (Holds head.) It hurts for me too.
From where we left off: Hsu got eaten, Saturos and Menardi are doing special effects while Isaac is a monkey! Did I forget to mention Felix is Aladdin?
Disclaimer: Nope. Don't own Golden Sun.
"About time. I haven't eaten for quite some time now." Felix said, sitting down and breaking the bread in half. He gave a piece to Isaac before... "Hello." Felix said, seeing Dodonpa and Babi dressed up as peasant outfits.
"Babi! Look cute and innocent while I swipe the food!" Dodonpa hissed. Babi nodded, and put on a puppy face.
"Isaac..." Felix warned, watching the fluffy yellow monkey walk over to Babi and give him his half of the bread. Isaac shot a nervous glance at him.
"Mr.... can you spare my friend a piece of bread?" Babi whimpered. He nudged Dodonpa, who put on a puppy face that only a villain could put on.
"Well..." Felix said, feeling ready to give the two the piece of bread, which was most likely his food for the day. Suddenly, a small puff of smoke burst on his left shoulder. He looked to his shoulder to see a 6- inch tall version of him with a pitchfork, devil horns and wearing nice leather that made him look sexy! (Sheba! I said I'm writing the story! So let me type!) The mini him smirked. Oh and he also had red contacts. (Move Sheba!) (Sheba: Fine! You told me to type while you took a bathroom break!) "Oh dear..." Felix muttered.
"Now big me, you know you got that bread fair and square. Don't be giving it to little brats so they can eat and you can starve for the day. It just doesn't work that way for me." Devil Felix said, examining his nails. Felix was about to agree with him before another white smoke burst on his right shoulder. He turned to see a 6-inch version of him again with Dove wings, a harp, and white leather. (Felix fangirls faint.) He had blue contacts though.
"Please, oh sinful giant version of me, you know it's harder for those kids to get food than you. I know your hungry, but... look at your pet monkey. He did the good thing. So do the same, and know that you have saved one more child from being starved to death." The Angel Felix said, a heavenly light falling upon him. Felix raised an eyebrow, and looked up to see Suza and Kushinda making spotlight effects.
"Come on! Look at him! He's paying people to give him the spotlight! Well, think of it like this! You'll save a kid, but you might die of hunger! What then?!" Devil Felix demanded. Felix sighed, got up, and began to walk to the kids.
"Here. Take my piece." He muttered, handing Dodonpa the piece of bread. Dodonpa snickered, and stuffed the whole thing into his mouth.
"That's it! I hope you starve, Mr. Goody to-shoes!" Devil Felix shouted, disappearing in a puff of black smoke.
"Thank you kind big me. And hopefully, the lord will think twice on sending you to hell." The Angel Felix said, vanishing in a puff of white smoke. Felix coughed, and waved the smoke away. Isaac sat there, sighing.
"What's you problem?" Felix asked. Isaac rubbed his stomach. "Don't worry. That's the last time we listen to those two again." Felix said.
"Like, oh my god! It's Prince Alex!" A voice squealed. Felix and Isaac turned to each other to exchange looks. Jumping to each other's feet, they ran down a few blocks to see a rather large crowd. Felix raised an eyebrow as he saw Alex riding a horse flipping his hair and blowing kisses to his fans, which were melting. He didn't notice...
"Let's give the horse a fright and make Alex scream like a sissy!" Dodonpa snickered. Babi smirked, nodded, and they ran out in front of the horse. Alex screamed like a sissy, and the horse reared up in fright. Dodonpa fell to the ground laughing while Babi began laughing before he began to choke because he's so old... it's hard to laugh. Alex growled, and took out a whip.
"Hey! Kids! Watch out!" Felix yelled, running in front of them. The whip lashed out at his arm, and was cast back by Alex. Alex shot him a glare. (Garet: Oooh! That's gonna leave a mark!)
"And what do you think you're doing?! Why can't you let me teach these punks a lesson Felix?!" Alex demanded.
"Because it's not right! As much as I want you to whip the living crap out of Dodonpa, Sheba would kill me if I allowed you to hurt Babi!" Felix yelled. Alex shrugged.
"Well, suits me. Guess what I'm off to go do?!" Alex teased, smiling evilly. Felix looked thoughtful.
"Are you... going to get your hair done?" Felix asked.
"That's only half of it! I'm going to get myself hitched to Sheba in order to get money! Ha-ha-ha!" Alex laughed. Felix gapped at him with Isaac. "What's wrong?" Alex asked, confused.
"That's.... that's not right! I mean, you can at least go after Jenna, but when you dig Sheba, that's wrong!" Felix said.
"Why? Don't you like her?" Alex asked.
"Of course I do! But, when you like her, it's not right." Felix explained.
"Don't worry. God knows what she'll cast to get me away." Alex said, winking at the Earth Adept. Felix shrugged, and allowed Alex to go get the rest of his life demolished by the Wind Adept...
TO BE CONTIUED...
That was horrible! Oh my god, I am so sorry that didn't turn out! All you guys were waiting, and I blew it! Sorry! Please, R/R!