Nightmare-Chan22 here! Thank you all for your reviews! 16 is a good number? But I'm aiming for 22 this time. 22 is such a good number... I'm taking a vote if I should have a little muse. I'd name him Chibi Chrono, as in, Chrono from Chrono Crusade. He wouldn't necessarily be a muse, just someone to give off disclaimers and be my little helper. Vote yes or no, please? :

Treshin: Thank you for loving my parodies, and saying they're close to the movies. Mia will have a part, but Jenna is the tiger for sure. I'll be sure to keep writing.

MA2000: You're sick? What do you have?! And it's about time you feared me, Moonlight! Sorry, I've been having difficulties updating from both school projects and computer mess-ups. Hope you like this chapter.

MiraiEvo: The curse of a writer part was true. I was expecting you to say a few simple things, not a summary on my other parodies! But don't feel mad or offended! I loved what you wrote toward me, and I'm really glad you did do summaries! Thank you! And because you like Windshipping, I will make the next parody on Ivan and Sheba for being so nice to me! Thank you again!

Zero84: You like saying hahaha, don't you? Not that I don't like it. It's like your signature mark in a review. I'll keep writing and I'll keep up the humor! -!

Silver the Wind Seer: I know. Felix doesn't have an angel side... probably never will either... (Glared at by Felix.) Not that that's a bad thing Felix! (Flinches.) Luff, be nice! Djinn these days...

Vokteren: Not picky at all. People have been finding lots of spelling errors in here, and it makes me happy you noticed and told me. I won't harm Ivan too much... Sorry for harming Ivan Pikachu!

Jasmine the Fire Adept: I'm not good when it comes to repeating things... (Saturos: Ha! The fool! She has a bad history with repeating things!) Can it, Saturos! Don't worry, Sheba will have her way with Alex. (Sheba smiles and Alex who's scared of her.) It's not so much as writer's block, it's just that I can't seem to find time to write.

Flamethrowerqueen: I should have made Alex kill Babi, shouldn't I? God, I hate Babi. Thankfully, someone finished him off. I kind of like Dodonpa. He's the kind f chicken villain everyone likes to make fun of! (GSTLA crew point and laugh at Dodonpa.) Hope you enjoy this.

Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun.

From where we left off: If you read the last chapter, you might know... Please, ignore spelling errors. My computer has been screwy lately...

The Next day at the palace after Felix had had his conversation with Alex...

"How horrible! I have never been so embarrassed in my life! When Jenna turned me down for Piers, I wasn't even this hurt!" Alex sniffled, walking out of the courtyard. An extremely short version of Kraden in a sultan suit ran in.

"Prince Alex! Prince Alex! Whatever is the matter?!" Kraden asked. (Kraden: How come I have to be another dad?!) Alex shot him a hurt expression.

"I'm taking my leave! Your daughter is like a china doll with a butcher knife! Good luck on Felix getting her, and good luck on selling her off!" Alex shouted. (Readers, give Silver the Wind Seer credit because she once told me: "Sheba reminds me of a painted doll." I thought of Sheba as a china doll, but Silver deserves more credit.) Kraden sighed, and walked outside into the courtyard. He saw Sheba sitting next to the fountain in a faded violet version of Jasmine's clothes. He was about to storm up to her before a red tiger growled in his face, holding blue boxers with the Mercury Lighthouse statue on them within her jaws. Kraden growled, and snatched Alex's boxers from Jenna's mouth.

"Jenna! How many times do I have to tell you?! Alex's boxers aren't good for your digestion!" Kraden shouted. Jenna growled at him, and lay down. Kraden stomped up Sheba, and glared at her. Sheba smiled, but giggled evilly when she saw her father. "Sheba! Why was a Alex vetoed?" Kraden asked.

"I don't know... personally... I like men who are sensitive... and fierce... and have long brown hair... and brown eyes to match... and I like men with biceps... and are incredibly handsome!" Sheba squealed, totally describing Felix. (Ivan: Hey! That's everything that I'm not!) Kraden sighed.

"That's the third suitor you've turned down this week!" He shouted.

"You don't understand, father! I don't want to be engaged to some prince! I want to fall in love!" Sheba cried, earning a rosy background. The romance music halted when Kraden was still glaring at her.

"As long as I am king, you are going to follow my rules young lady! Because you turned down Alex... your allowance will be cut down to $330 instead of $500!" Kraden shouted.

"But pops, you can't do-"Sheba began before Kraden cut her off.

"I can and I will! Find a suitor soon, or it'll go to $222!" Kraden shouted. Sheba stuck her tongue out at him, and pouted. Kraden rubbed his temples annoyed with his daughter, and walked in. As he did, he noticed another Wind Adept sitting leaning on a table in a trance.

"Isn't she so cute when she's angry?" Ivan asked. Kraden raised an eyebrow. He waved a hand in front of Ivan's face. Ivan just sighed, and melted at Sheba's beauty. (Sheba: I'm beautiful?!) (Ivan: Oh yeah...) (Felix: No! This is Sheba and I story!) (Okay, okay...) Kraden, not caring for Ivan anymore, noticed his cool looking snake staff. Curios as to what it could do, he reached for it, and began to shake it. Kraden grumbled to himself when he noted that nothing was happening.

"Come on! Work! Make your eyes glow evilly!" Kraden shouted. Suddenly, one of his shakes hit Ivan on the head, awaking the Wind Adept. Ivan gasped, and looked around frantically.

"Huh?! Where's the fire?!" Ivan asked, looking scared. Kraden looked at him weirdly, but smiled when he saw Garet the parrot. (Alex: Ha! That is so funny!)

"Oh, hello there! Would Garet like a cracker?" Kraden asked, pulling out an unwrapped column of Rits crackers. Ivan shrugged.

"Caw! Garet wants Jenna! Caw!" Garet chirped... er... cawed...

"I'm gonna get you for that Garet!" Felix's voice yelled across the city.

"And I'm next in line for you, Vale fire boy!" Piers' also yelled somewhere. Garet gulped, and Kraden opened the wrapper.

"And in go the crackers!" He chuckled, stuffing 10 into the Fire Adept's mouth. Ivan was looking at the old man, and noticed something on his finger. A huge diamond ring. He smirked, and smiled at Kraden.

"Your oldness, would it be all right if I borrow that scared ring that has been passed down through generations of your families and you might not give it to me because either you don't trust me or it's really precious to you?" Ivan said, within one breath before gasping for air and falling to the floor. Kraden pulled off his ring confused.

"What? This?! Take it! I got it out of a Lucky Charms box." Kraden said, handing the ring to Ivan and walking away while smiling. Ivan laughed evilly until...

"No, no, no, no, no. Silly Wind Adept! Your meant to laugh like this! Mwhahahahaha!" Karst said, laughing like a maniac in the doorway. Ivan sighed, and imitated her. Karst smirked. "Good job... for a beginner at least..." Karst said.

That night, Sheba was sneaking out of the palace. She was going off, to find a cute man and be free of her insensitive father. She was climbing up the tree when Jenna began to tug on her boot. Sheba turned, and frowned in a hurt way at her.

"Oh Jenna... I have to go. I want to see what's out there. Learn if there really I s Mr. Right who will love me and not be a self centered asshole of a prince and not have blue hair." Sheba said. (Alex: Wait... was she just talking about me?) Jenna purred when Sheba scratched her ear. Sheba was about to climb up again before Jenna stopped her once more. "Jenna, I need to go." Sheba said, annoyed. She frowned again when Jenna began to nudge her pocket. She realized what was in it, and sighed. She pulled out a red yarn ball, and tossed it. Happy to see her yarn ball back, Jenna ran off to play with it, not caring much for Sheba's leave...
TO BE continued...

Sorry, that was bad and short. Not to mention pointless. Maybe you enjoyed it. Vote on the Chibi Chrono thing for me, will ya? Thanks, and see ya. Oh, and Please, R/R!