I'm here. Once, again, sorry for the delay. My teachers now
have a project due for us every day this week... T.T Once School is out this
parody will be updated every 1-2 days. But bear with me for the delays now.
I'm sorry everyone...
Vokteren/Pikachu: Don't worry about the Chibi Chrono thing. I understand, and I sort of don't want the Chibi Chrono anymore. Thank you for your review, understanding why I made Ivan the villain and for reading this chapter.
Jasmine the Fire Adept: Die of laughter? Please don't. I'll be sad and miss you. I thought Isaac made a good monkey because he doesn't really have lines, and we know his trouble with memorizing the right lines... (Isaac: Oh, shut up about that all ready!) Hopefully, if you're still bored, this chapter might bring some laughter! -!
Silver the Wind Seer: -! Happy you got credit! Er, I'm pretty slow today as well... Because I forgot to make Karst go berserk, I'll do three songs for you. (Karst: Little bit-) Anyway! I'm sorry it sounds like the movie...
Zero84: About that part, Ivan was mad because he killed Hsu instead of Felix, and he's nervous of Feizhi beating the crap out of him. Okay, Feizhi will be appearing somewhere. Just watch and see. I'll try to fit her in.
Flamethrowerqueen: The humor is in a category on it's on?! (Sniffles and gets teary eyed.) Thank you so much. That makes me feel loved. Hope you enjoy more 'fanficcy' (That's a cool word.) I'll try updating quicker for you.
Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun... wish I could... but I don't... and most likely never will... (Sighs heavily.)
From where we left off: I really got quit giving you guys this...
Sheba sat in Felix's house. They were talking and eating apples Isaac had stolen. (Isaac: Keyword! I stole them! But do I get them?! No!)
"I didn't quite catch your name. Who are you two?" Sheba asked. Felix smirked, and wrapped an arm around her shoulders. Sheba blushed.
"My name is Felix and this is my bet monkey, Msaac." Felix said, earning a confused glare from Isaac. Sheba giggled, but frowned.
"We have a lot in common. Hey... what's it like... living outside in the market?" Sheba asked. (I'm going to change it around a little bit.) Felix frowned.
"Well... there are some good women here... and the food here is decent..." Felix said, scratching his chin. Sheba frowned.
"That's not what I meant! Do you feel... free?" Sheba asked, turning to him with a concerned look. Felix and Isaac exchanged glances.
"Er... Well... I don't really feel free... since Agatio is constantly chasing me..." Felix said, nervously looking over his shoulder as though Agatio might jump through the window.
"Really? I always thought when you lived in the market place, you'd be free." Sheba said. Felix frowned.
"Well... if I could live somewhere, it'd most likely be the palace." Felix said. Sheba got dot eyes and dropped her apple. Seizing the opportunity, Isaac scampered to his feet, and charged at the apple. At full speed, he got the apple, and sunk his teeth into it.
Jenna: Oh my god! This chapter sucks so far!
Mia: Even I must admit, we need humor.
Piers: I know! Allow me to type! I can get the real Sheba in here!
"Hey... that's my apple!" Sheba screamed, launching herself onto the poor and hungry Isaac. A dust cloud began, and you heard monkey screeches and Sheba screams. Felix watched them, flinching every now and then.
"Dear god! Isaac, I never knew you could bite that hard! And Sheba"-Felix paused to wince. "Mia's gonna kill you for doing that to Isaac!" The dust cloud slowly stopped, and a swirly-eyed Isaac lay there with a panting Sheba. She huffed, and turned to the whimpering Felix.
"My... apple..." She said, stuffing the whole apple into her mouth.
Sheba: Piers, you are demented!
Ivan: How dare you insult the Lady Sheba!
Garet: Gotta tell you Piers, Sheba isn't like that...
Piers: I'd love to see you try to put up with that little 'angel' for 4 weeks on a ship low with food! She's not so adorable anymore!
"Take a deep breath... and try to swallow." Felix soothed. Sheba swallowed, and sighed. She then turned to him smiling.
"Sorry. I get that way when I'm hungry." Sheba said.
Piers: Right there! See! I told you!
"Street Adept!" A voice boomed. (Like Street Rat.) Felix's door broke down to reveal Agatio. Agatio turned and glared at them. Felix frowned.
"Do you know how hard it was to get a door for free?" Felix asked, seeing his destroyed door. Agatio smiled, and pointed his sword at them.
"There you are! I shall get you once and for all!" Agatio said. Felix raised an eyebrow.
"Funny... you said that last time... and the time before that... and the time before even that..." Felix said, recalling all the times he had said that line. Agatio growled.
"Well, this time I mean it!" Agatio yelled, running toward them. He stopped short when he saw Sheba, hidden with her clear scarf. He gapped at him, and blushed. "Sorry for barging in on you like this Felix. Didn't realize you were goofing around with a women..." Agatio said. A blushed came to Felix's cheeks.
"It is nothing like that!" Felix cried.
"Of course not!" Sheba yelled at Agatio. Felix outstretched his hand to Sheba.
"Do you trust me?" He asked, looking out the window. Sheba gulped, and shook her head. Felix frowned. "Don't you trust me?" He asked.
"Not really..." Sheba murmured. Felix groaned, and grabbed her wrist. Sheba screamed. He lifted her into his arms, (GS crew: Aww...) and leaped off the balcony. They landed in a dirty place, and the sand on the ground softened their fall. Sheba groaned, and turned to Felix. "You idiot..." She groaned, rubbing her forehead.
"I..." Felix began, staring into her eyes. Sheba blushed; wishing it was what she wanted to hear him say.
"Yes?" She asked. Felix gave her a painful expression.
"I... can't... feel... my legs..." Felix said. Sheba frowned. That was everything but what she had wished for. Felix attempted to move his legs, but since the Wind Adept was sitting on his knees, he failed. Sheba felt the movement beneath her, blushed, and got off him. Felix sighed. Suddenly...
"We have you!" A voice yelled from the sky. Agatio and a few other guards came crashing from the balcony and landed... right on Felix's knees... making a rather loud pop... (Felix: OH MY GOD!!!) Felix screamed in pain when Agatio fell on his knees, and the other two guards dog piled on top of him. Sheba and Isaac, who had climbed down, winced at another pop and twist as they got off.
"What the hell is wrong with you people?!" Felix demanded. Two of the guards grabbed the unable to get up Venus Adept by the arms, and Agatio grabbed onto Sheba's right arm. Sheba kicked and screamed at him, only making the Mars Adept laugh. Felix turned to his pet monkey. "Help us Isaac!" He cried. Isaac smirked, hopped onto a pot, and took out a bag of popcorn. Felix became enraged. "What are you doing?!" Felix demanded. Isaac laughed at him, and smirked. "Some friend you are! And anyway, how did you all find us?!" Felix demanded once more, giving Agatio and his men a glare.
"A little birdie told us." Agatio said. Felix and Isaac exchanged glances. "Okay, okay. Nightmare-Chan22 told us you were hiding here." Agatio said.
"What?! The author betrayed me?!" Felix asked, shocked and hurt.
"You'll get over it in a couple of days." Nightmare-Chan22's voice called from somewhere. Felix growled. He saw Sheba in pain, and 'struggled' (Really he just sat there shouting.) at Agatio.
"Leave her alone!" Felix bellowed. The guard holding his left arm stepped on his kneecap, and made a sickening pop sound. Sheba looked disgusted while Isaac pointed and laughed. "Oh god! You bastards! Oh, my knee!" Felix screamed. Sheba began to tug on Agatio's sleeve.
"Release him!" She ordered.
"Why should I, bitch?" Agatio demanded. Sheba suddenly pulled off her clear scarf, revealing herself... even though nothing looked new. Everyone gasped in surprise.
"By order of Princess Sheba of Agrabah, I order you to release him!" Sheba yelled. Agatio dropped her, and gapped at her.
"Your windiness!" He gasped, bowing immediately.
"PRINCESS?!?!?! She was a princess?! How could I have been dumb enough to not notice! I mean, Garet probably could've seen through this!" Felix yelled.
"Sorry, but I can't. My orders come from that little evil midget." Agatio said. Sheba looked around. "I mean, Ivan! My orders come from Ivan. If you want to Spark Plasma someone, do it on him." Agatio said.
"She was a princess! And I never knew! How stupid of me! I can't believe..." Felix, who was still ranting about his stupidity, was dragged off with Agatio and his lackeys. Sheba growled, as a swirl of violet wind gusted around her.
"Believe me, I will Spark Plasma him!" Sheba said, her eyes glowing red with anger. Isaac gulped, and hid in a pot. (Ivan: Dear god! First Feizhi, now Sheba! What next, Jenna?!)...
TO BE CONTINUED...
That sucked. Anyway, as I promised, some things to my next parody. It's on Sleeping Beauty, and it's Windshipping. It's gonna be much better than the rest in my case. Hope you enjoyed this. Please, R/R!
Vokteren/Pikachu: Don't worry about the Chibi Chrono thing. I understand, and I sort of don't want the Chibi Chrono anymore. Thank you for your review, understanding why I made Ivan the villain and for reading this chapter.
Jasmine the Fire Adept: Die of laughter? Please don't. I'll be sad and miss you. I thought Isaac made a good monkey because he doesn't really have lines, and we know his trouble with memorizing the right lines... (Isaac: Oh, shut up about that all ready!) Hopefully, if you're still bored, this chapter might bring some laughter! -!
Silver the Wind Seer: -! Happy you got credit! Er, I'm pretty slow today as well... Because I forgot to make Karst go berserk, I'll do three songs for you. (Karst: Little bit-) Anyway! I'm sorry it sounds like the movie...
Zero84: About that part, Ivan was mad because he killed Hsu instead of Felix, and he's nervous of Feizhi beating the crap out of him. Okay, Feizhi will be appearing somewhere. Just watch and see. I'll try to fit her in.
Flamethrowerqueen: The humor is in a category on it's on?! (Sniffles and gets teary eyed.) Thank you so much. That makes me feel loved. Hope you enjoy more 'fanficcy' (That's a cool word.) I'll try updating quicker for you.
Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun... wish I could... but I don't... and most likely never will... (Sighs heavily.)
From where we left off: I really got quit giving you guys this...
Sheba sat in Felix's house. They were talking and eating apples Isaac had stolen. (Isaac: Keyword! I stole them! But do I get them?! No!)
"I didn't quite catch your name. Who are you two?" Sheba asked. Felix smirked, and wrapped an arm around her shoulders. Sheba blushed.
"My name is Felix and this is my bet monkey, Msaac." Felix said, earning a confused glare from Isaac. Sheba giggled, but frowned.
"We have a lot in common. Hey... what's it like... living outside in the market?" Sheba asked. (I'm going to change it around a little bit.) Felix frowned.
"Well... there are some good women here... and the food here is decent..." Felix said, scratching his chin. Sheba frowned.
"That's not what I meant! Do you feel... free?" Sheba asked, turning to him with a concerned look. Felix and Isaac exchanged glances.
"Er... Well... I don't really feel free... since Agatio is constantly chasing me..." Felix said, nervously looking over his shoulder as though Agatio might jump through the window.
"Really? I always thought when you lived in the market place, you'd be free." Sheba said. Felix frowned.
"Well... if I could live somewhere, it'd most likely be the palace." Felix said. Sheba got dot eyes and dropped her apple. Seizing the opportunity, Isaac scampered to his feet, and charged at the apple. At full speed, he got the apple, and sunk his teeth into it.
Jenna: Oh my god! This chapter sucks so far!
Mia: Even I must admit, we need humor.
Piers: I know! Allow me to type! I can get the real Sheba in here!
"Hey... that's my apple!" Sheba screamed, launching herself onto the poor and hungry Isaac. A dust cloud began, and you heard monkey screeches and Sheba screams. Felix watched them, flinching every now and then.
"Dear god! Isaac, I never knew you could bite that hard! And Sheba"-Felix paused to wince. "Mia's gonna kill you for doing that to Isaac!" The dust cloud slowly stopped, and a swirly-eyed Isaac lay there with a panting Sheba. She huffed, and turned to the whimpering Felix.
"My... apple..." She said, stuffing the whole apple into her mouth.
Sheba: Piers, you are demented!
Ivan: How dare you insult the Lady Sheba!
Garet: Gotta tell you Piers, Sheba isn't like that...
Piers: I'd love to see you try to put up with that little 'angel' for 4 weeks on a ship low with food! She's not so adorable anymore!
"Take a deep breath... and try to swallow." Felix soothed. Sheba swallowed, and sighed. She then turned to him smiling.
"Sorry. I get that way when I'm hungry." Sheba said.
Piers: Right there! See! I told you!
"Street Adept!" A voice boomed. (Like Street Rat.) Felix's door broke down to reveal Agatio. Agatio turned and glared at them. Felix frowned.
"Do you know how hard it was to get a door for free?" Felix asked, seeing his destroyed door. Agatio smiled, and pointed his sword at them.
"There you are! I shall get you once and for all!" Agatio said. Felix raised an eyebrow.
"Funny... you said that last time... and the time before that... and the time before even that..." Felix said, recalling all the times he had said that line. Agatio growled.
"Well, this time I mean it!" Agatio yelled, running toward them. He stopped short when he saw Sheba, hidden with her clear scarf. He gapped at him, and blushed. "Sorry for barging in on you like this Felix. Didn't realize you were goofing around with a women..." Agatio said. A blushed came to Felix's cheeks.
"It is nothing like that!" Felix cried.
"Of course not!" Sheba yelled at Agatio. Felix outstretched his hand to Sheba.
"Do you trust me?" He asked, looking out the window. Sheba gulped, and shook her head. Felix frowned. "Don't you trust me?" He asked.
"Not really..." Sheba murmured. Felix groaned, and grabbed her wrist. Sheba screamed. He lifted her into his arms, (GS crew: Aww...) and leaped off the balcony. They landed in a dirty place, and the sand on the ground softened their fall. Sheba groaned, and turned to Felix. "You idiot..." She groaned, rubbing her forehead.
"I..." Felix began, staring into her eyes. Sheba blushed; wishing it was what she wanted to hear him say.
"Yes?" She asked. Felix gave her a painful expression.
"I... can't... feel... my legs..." Felix said. Sheba frowned. That was everything but what she had wished for. Felix attempted to move his legs, but since the Wind Adept was sitting on his knees, he failed. Sheba felt the movement beneath her, blushed, and got off him. Felix sighed. Suddenly...
"We have you!" A voice yelled from the sky. Agatio and a few other guards came crashing from the balcony and landed... right on Felix's knees... making a rather loud pop... (Felix: OH MY GOD!!!) Felix screamed in pain when Agatio fell on his knees, and the other two guards dog piled on top of him. Sheba and Isaac, who had climbed down, winced at another pop and twist as they got off.
"What the hell is wrong with you people?!" Felix demanded. Two of the guards grabbed the unable to get up Venus Adept by the arms, and Agatio grabbed onto Sheba's right arm. Sheba kicked and screamed at him, only making the Mars Adept laugh. Felix turned to his pet monkey. "Help us Isaac!" He cried. Isaac smirked, hopped onto a pot, and took out a bag of popcorn. Felix became enraged. "What are you doing?!" Felix demanded. Isaac laughed at him, and smirked. "Some friend you are! And anyway, how did you all find us?!" Felix demanded once more, giving Agatio and his men a glare.
"A little birdie told us." Agatio said. Felix and Isaac exchanged glances. "Okay, okay. Nightmare-Chan22 told us you were hiding here." Agatio said.
"What?! The author betrayed me?!" Felix asked, shocked and hurt.
"You'll get over it in a couple of days." Nightmare-Chan22's voice called from somewhere. Felix growled. He saw Sheba in pain, and 'struggled' (Really he just sat there shouting.) at Agatio.
"Leave her alone!" Felix bellowed. The guard holding his left arm stepped on his kneecap, and made a sickening pop sound. Sheba looked disgusted while Isaac pointed and laughed. "Oh god! You bastards! Oh, my knee!" Felix screamed. Sheba began to tug on Agatio's sleeve.
"Release him!" She ordered.
"Why should I, bitch?" Agatio demanded. Sheba suddenly pulled off her clear scarf, revealing herself... even though nothing looked new. Everyone gasped in surprise.
"By order of Princess Sheba of Agrabah, I order you to release him!" Sheba yelled. Agatio dropped her, and gapped at her.
"Your windiness!" He gasped, bowing immediately.
"PRINCESS?!?!?! She was a princess?! How could I have been dumb enough to not notice! I mean, Garet probably could've seen through this!" Felix yelled.
"Sorry, but I can't. My orders come from that little evil midget." Agatio said. Sheba looked around. "I mean, Ivan! My orders come from Ivan. If you want to Spark Plasma someone, do it on him." Agatio said.
"She was a princess! And I never knew! How stupid of me! I can't believe..." Felix, who was still ranting about his stupidity, was dragged off with Agatio and his lackeys. Sheba growled, as a swirl of violet wind gusted around her.
"Believe me, I will Spark Plasma him!" Sheba said, her eyes glowing red with anger. Isaac gulped, and hid in a pot. (Ivan: Dear god! First Feizhi, now Sheba! What next, Jenna?!)...
TO BE CONTINUED...
That sucked. Anyway, as I promised, some things to my next parody. It's on Sleeping Beauty, and it's Windshipping. It's gonna be much better than the rest in my case. Hope you enjoyed this. Please, R/R!