Yay! School's out! Sorry, it's been out for 3 days now, but I've been busy with parties. Yay! You know what that means?!

Saturos: Do I want to know what that means?

It means I'm back to updating daily! Yay! (Throws confetti.) Isn't that great? Here are my comments to you guys:

Vokteren: Feizhi will be making an appearance at the end. You'll see. She might come sooner. The Msaac thing was on purpose. Felix gets nervous around pretty girls. (Felix: Shut up.) Sorry about the word you didn't need to see... (Hangs head.)

SpasticDjinn: Thanks for saying that. I thought I blew it, but you made me think twice. Hope you enjoy this chapter.

Flamethrowerqueen: You liked the author thing? (Blushes.) Why thank you. My friends are trying to break my 'oh this sucks' habit toward my writing. Hope you enjoy this next chapter.

Jasmine the Fire Adept: Yay! You finally got the game! How's it going with it? Hope it's fun to you. Lucky! You got an Angelic Layer DVD?! Wish I could get one... but I'm broke... (Pulls out empty pockets.) Thanks for saying my story rocked!

Jupiter Adepts Rule: (Sighs.) When will you learn?! Don't apologize for not reviewing! Sure, I like the reviews, but I don't like making people feel bad about it! It's perfectly fine if you don't have time! I understand! Oh, and thanks for calling my story is interesting.

Silver the Wind Seer: Okay! Okay! You can be Sheba! (Takes step back nervously.) Be Sheba... just stop the chanting... Please, don't have another heart attack. I'll be sad...

Master Adept 2000: Was it really the funniest? I feel bad for Felix though... (Felix: Oh, my knee!) Good luck on those finals!

Disclaimer: If I owned Golden Sun, I wouldn't be giving you a disclaimer, now would I?

"IVAN!!!" A voice screamed. Ivan had been walking out of his 'secret' laboratory when Sheba stormed in. Panicking that he might be caught trying to ruin the story, he instantly closed the door... stupidly not realizing Garet was in the doorway. A big smile, which could never fool anyone including Garet was placed on Ivan's face. (Garet: I have enough bashing at the moment!)

"Er... ha... ha... ha... Hello Sheba..." Ivan said. Sheba's eyes held anger.

"You took a boy from the market. Why?!" Sheba demanded, grabbing him by the collar. Ivan quickly thought of something.

"Didn't he kidnap you? I thought he did... so I killed him." Ivan said, examining his nails as though nothing was wrong with the fact that he killed the handsome humorous huggable lovable Venus Adept everyone loves!

Felix: (Blushing.) Oh stop that...

"YOU KILLED HIM?!?!?!" Sheba screamed. She dropped him, and sat down crying. "Oh Mr. I don't know your name!" Sheba sobbed, thinking of Felix. Trying to comfort her, Ivan began to rub her back.

"There, there... It's okay... you still have me... don't you?" Ivan asked, embracing her. Sheba sobbed into his chest. "Perfect... now I have her..." Ivan secretly thought. Suddenly, the door broke down.

"WHERE IS HSU?!?!?!" A certain kung fu like girl shouted.

"Oh, crap!" Ivan gasped, looking up to see Feizhi. She was panting in anger, and looked very pissed off. (Excuse me if Feizhi is OOC)

"Where is my brother, young grasshopper?!" Feizhi demanded.

"He... Um..." Ivan tried, even though he was all out of excuses.

"WELL?!?!?" Feizhi demanded, popping her knuckles.

"He... well he... DON'T TOUCH ME!!!" Ivan yelled, dropping Sheba and running out. Feizhi made a war cry as she ran after him.

"I will make you feel pain you have never imagined!" Feizhi's voice shouted. Sheba raised an eyebrow.

"Well... that was different..." Sheba said, smiling nervously.

"A little help... would be nice..." Garet whispered, having trouble breathing. To his shock, Sheba got off and ran out crying about Felix. "Ivan... Jenna... anyone... please help me..." Garet whispered. (Alex: Ha-ha-ha! Stupid bird!)

SOMEWHERE IN A DUNGEON...

"How stupid of me! Never have I been so fooled in my life!" Felix said, who was still ranting over Sheba's real appearance. Plastic breakable chains chained him to the wall. "Never again will I fall for someone who's a princess... wait... that cancels out a few of my other girlfriends... oh damn..." Felix said, frowning to himself. Suddenly, something hopped onto his head. Felix arched an eyebrow, and looked upward to see Isaac. "Ah, so you have returned my fuzzy friend..." Felix said. A sudden thought struck him...

"What the hell is wrong with you people?!" Felix demanded. Two of the guards grabbed the unable to get up Venus Adept by the arms, and Agatio grabbed onto Sheba's right arm. Sheba kicked and screamed at him, only making the Mars Adept laugh. Felix turned to his pet monkey. "Help us Isaac!" He cried. Isaac smirked, hopped onto a pot, and took out a bag of popcorn. Felix became enraged. "What are you doing?!" Felix demanded. Isaac laughed at him, and smirked.

"Now I remember! It was you who abandoned me! In my most needed for help time you... you... you... you laughed at me! Some friend you are!" Felix shouted. I Isaac began to chatter something in monkey to the fellow Venus Adept. Felix, somehow understanding, gapped at him. "You came to rescue me? Well, why didn't you rescue me before?!" Felix demanded. Isaac began to chatter once more. "What? It was apart of the script?! Since when do you follow the script? Anyway, hurry up and get me out of here!" Felix ordered. Isaac sighed, and took the plastic key, to the plastic chains. (Felix: I could've broken out of those myself!) (Piers: Then why didn't you?) (Felix: I was lazy...) "Lets get off here!" Felix ordered. They began to run out before...

"Hold it." A voice ordered. A cane came out of nowhere, and tripped Felix. Felix groaned, and looked up to see Alex?!

"Alex?! What, what are you doing here?" Felix asked.

"We villains get more roles than you. I came to ask you for a favor." Alex said, smiling. Felix frowned.

"Favor? Last time you asked me to do you a favor, you tried to pay me to ask Jenna out for you, so don't think I don't hold a grudge against you." Felix said. Alex flinched, and laughed nervously.

"I remember no such thing!" Alex laughed, looking away and scratching his neck. Felix glared at him.

"Yes you do." Felix said.

"No I don't!" Alex protested.

"Yes you do!" Felix shouted.

"No!" Alex shot back. Felix's eyes glowed green in anger. (As meant to be earthy color)

"Yes. You. Do." Felix growled through his teeth. Alex gulped, and smiled nervously.

"Back to that favor of mine." Alex ordered. Felix instantly grew back to normal. He stared at the water adept.

"Yes?" Felix asked.

"See... in the desert... there is a cave of wonders... which holds a lamp... full of... magic hairgel!" Alex said, getting a dreamy look.

"Hairgel?" Felix asked, with dot eyes.

"But this is no ordinary hairgel. It's magic hairgel! It's hairgel that can... er... turn your hair healthy and clean forever! I need this since I'm running low." Alex said, showing a messy lock of hair. (Rapid Alex fangirls scream at the site and faint from shock.)

"Why me?" Felix asked.

"I'm lazy. And you know how much I like manipulating others into doing things for me." Alex said, smirking. Felix sighed.

"I'll go. But how in Vale are we ever going to get out of here?" Felix asked. Alex smacked a hand to his forehead.

"Don't tell me you never noticed the exit sign over there?" Alex asked, pointing with his thumb to the bright green exit sign.

"I hate people smarter than me..." Felix muttered.

I have to stop here because it's late for me and I have to write more to a new story I'm working on. Hope you enjoyed this. Sorry if you didn't. Sorry it was short too. Well, please R/R!