Ganondorf is owned by nintendo...anyways, I was lookin' for good Zelda fics and caem across some Ganny christmas songs, so I made one of my own .

Oh Ganondorf, Oh Ganondorf sung to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree or tanonbomb, whatever

Oh Ganondorf, oh Ganondorf, how fat is your ugly nose?

Oh Ganondorf, oh Ganondorf, reminds me of potatoes

Your orange hair, too gross to bear,

Smells like a pie, in a pig stye

Oh Ganondorf, oh Ganondorf, your eyes are like red fruit-os

Oh Ganondorf, oh Ganondorf, you like to kill small children

Oh Ganondorf, oh Ganondorf, your favorite thing is to sin

When in your path, a dog was crouched

You made its hide, into a pouch

Oh Ganondorf, oh Ganondorf, I wish you were not livin'

Oh Ganondorf, oh Ganondorf, your skills are most pathetic

Oh Ganondorf, oh Ganondorf, you're not very hard to hit

You were the boss, but then you lost

Who won the fight? A kid in tights

Oh Ganondorf, oh Ganondorf, in the Sacred Realm you must sit