Takeru: Hey! Here we are again!
Ken: Yeah. Been awhile. Thanks for the reviews people!... Hey, where's Minnermon?
Takeru: Oh, she's sulking in the corner over there. Muttering something about how this chapter is awful, and damned writers block, and too many fanfic Ideas are in her head. Stuff like that.
Ken: I see.
Takeru: Minnermon does not own Digimon, and would also like to thank Anony for getting Minnermon off her lazy ass and writing this chapter.
Ken: Takeru, I think you've been hanging around Reyna-chan too much. You're cussing a lot.
Takeru: Yeah, oh well! Lets start this fic!
Ken: A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...
Chocolate: the route to all evil
chapter three
"What is it Ken?" Asked Yamato and he quickly slapped a hand over Taichi's mouth, before the former could yell again in his ear.
"I've been here before! When I became the Digimon Kaiser! I ate some chocolate and became evil! Mixed with the dark spore I couldn't be saved by just the antidotes, but I had a horrible obsession of spandex." Ken shuddered. "I'm never going to wear tight clothes again."
Taichi, Yamato, and Daisuke (who was starting to turn a light shade of green) were staring at Ken. Finally...
"What the hell are you talking about?" Asked Taichi so bluntly, that Yamato smacked him on the back of the head.
Ken rolled his eyes. "This is the 'Chocolate route to evil'." Still everyone had a blank stare.
"Oooohhhhh. So what you're saying is that this chocolate that we're standing on is evil? And if we eat it we become evil too?" Yamato pulled through, much to Ken's relief.
"We're standing on chocolate?" asked Taichi. Even Daisuke rolled his eyes. He couldn't quite open his mouth to say something, 'cause then what had for lunch would come back to haunt him. Literally.
"Of course you Baka! Weren't you listening?" Yamato didn't give Taichi time to argue. "Aw, Shove it." Taichi closed his once open mouth and glared.
"Hey, Where is Everyone?" Yamato asked, getting worried.
"uh, oh." Ken , Yamato, and Taichi muttered, while Daisuke muttered, "I need to find a restroom!"
"Come on! We need to find everyone and turn them good again! We do know how to get out of here, right Ken?" silence. "Right Ken?!?"
"I'm thinking." Said Ken quietly.
"Well think faster!! I need to go to a bathroom!!!" Yelled Daisuke.
"Uh, right. Well... wait... I think I remember eating the chocolate then getting transported back... They're back in the Real World!" Ken Shouted.
"HOW?" Everyone asked.
"Because once you eat the chocolate you get transported back to your original dimension, I'm pretty sure."
"Damn!"
"Ditto." Ken replied. "But I think there's another way out. And that way is..."
[a/n: Readers are asked to use their great imaginations to find some way of getting Yamato, Taichi, Ken, and Daisuke out of this dimension and back to the human world. Please forgive me. I just couldn't figure out how they were going to get out! Pathetic, I know. Thank you Reyna-chan, dynasmon, and anonymously labeled (anony) for trying to help. Unfortunately nothing could spark my imagination. I-... I'm babbling again, aren't I?
Ken:Yes, you are.
Minnermon: sorry.
Takeru: And we continue...]
"OUT OF MY WAY!" Yelled Daisuke as he literally flew down the Hall and into the bathroom. They were all back at the Yagami apartment to think up a plan.
When Daisuke finally came out of the bathroom (He looked considerably more like his old self again. And much more relaxed.) Everybody sat down to come up with a plan.
"What do we know?" Asked Daisuke.
"Almost absolutely nothing." Said Yamato, falling into one of his depressing moods that he was famous for. "All we know is that everyone else is supposed to be evil, but we have not seen them since before they ate the evil chocolate. We don't know where they are, how to turn them good again-" At this point, Ken muttered "I know the antidotes." But everyone was listening to Yamato spewing out pessimistic prophecies, that no one heard. "- or where to start!" Yamato suddenly broke down with his head in his hands. "I'm so confused."
Taichi put his arm around Yamato and pulled him closer, so that Yamato's head was on Taichi's shoulder. "Hey don't get yourself down, we'll find Takeru before he does anything too supid. Don't worry." Taichi said in a soothing voice.
"Wow." Said Ken. "I've never heard Taichi talk like that."
"Only with Yama." Said Daisuke with a secret little smile on his face. And some people said he was oblivious.
"With the way they fight, they still support eachother. That's so sweet!" Squealed Ken. Daisuke just gave Ken an odd look.
"When do we fight?"Asked Taichi.
Daisuke and Ken ignored him. "We need to get started! We need to find where everyone is!" Silence followed.
"Ummm... I have an idea." Now that Ken had everyone's attention, including Yamato's, but his head was still on Taichi's shoulder, Ken continued. "Well, maybe, ummm... never mind."
"Let's just go for a walk. Who knows, we might bump into them." Mumbled Yamato. Finally lifting his head from Taichi's shoulder. Taichi looked a little more sad now.
They all decided that it was a fairly good idea.
As they were walking in the park, no one was talking, they eventually wandered all the way to the industrial area of Odaiba.
"That's something you don't see everyday!" Everyone turned to look at what Daisuke was pointing at.
They saw both the Helmet and Hat Factories on fire, and the two figures of Sora and Takeru amist the flames shouting words, even God didn't know, at eachother.
tbc
Takeru: Ken, you make me sick. 'That's so sweet!' What is wrong with you? You sound like a girl!
Ken: Don't look at me! Blame Minnermon, she wrote it!
Takeru: I'm tempted to think it's natural. I read one fanfic and you were a girl.
Ken: I read the same one. You were a Hentai.
Takeru: So? You were a slut that slept with every digidestined guy-
Minnermon: Okay, break it up.
Takeru: -You slept with me almost last-
Minnermon: Takeru-
Takeru: -And it was only to get to Daisuke!!!!
Minnermon: Too much information, Takeru! Too much information!
Ken: Ooooo! Are you jealous?!?
Takeru: What if I am?!?
Minnermon: Stop you two! You're going to make me have to raise the rating! Please review!
Ken: Yeah. Been awhile. Thanks for the reviews people!... Hey, where's Minnermon?
Takeru: Oh, she's sulking in the corner over there. Muttering something about how this chapter is awful, and damned writers block, and too many fanfic Ideas are in her head. Stuff like that.
Ken: I see.
Takeru: Minnermon does not own Digimon, and would also like to thank Anony for getting Minnermon off her lazy ass and writing this chapter.
Ken: Takeru, I think you've been hanging around Reyna-chan too much. You're cussing a lot.
Takeru: Yeah, oh well! Lets start this fic!
Ken: A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...
Chocolate: the route to all evil
chapter three
"What is it Ken?" Asked Yamato and he quickly slapped a hand over Taichi's mouth, before the former could yell again in his ear.
"I've been here before! When I became the Digimon Kaiser! I ate some chocolate and became evil! Mixed with the dark spore I couldn't be saved by just the antidotes, but I had a horrible obsession of spandex." Ken shuddered. "I'm never going to wear tight clothes again."
Taichi, Yamato, and Daisuke (who was starting to turn a light shade of green) were staring at Ken. Finally...
"What the hell are you talking about?" Asked Taichi so bluntly, that Yamato smacked him on the back of the head.
Ken rolled his eyes. "This is the 'Chocolate route to evil'." Still everyone had a blank stare.
"Oooohhhhh. So what you're saying is that this chocolate that we're standing on is evil? And if we eat it we become evil too?" Yamato pulled through, much to Ken's relief.
"We're standing on chocolate?" asked Taichi. Even Daisuke rolled his eyes. He couldn't quite open his mouth to say something, 'cause then what had for lunch would come back to haunt him. Literally.
"Of course you Baka! Weren't you listening?" Yamato didn't give Taichi time to argue. "Aw, Shove it." Taichi closed his once open mouth and glared.
"Hey, Where is Everyone?" Yamato asked, getting worried.
"uh, oh." Ken , Yamato, and Taichi muttered, while Daisuke muttered, "I need to find a restroom!"
"Come on! We need to find everyone and turn them good again! We do know how to get out of here, right Ken?" silence. "Right Ken?!?"
"I'm thinking." Said Ken quietly.
"Well think faster!! I need to go to a bathroom!!!" Yelled Daisuke.
"Uh, right. Well... wait... I think I remember eating the chocolate then getting transported back... They're back in the Real World!" Ken Shouted.
"HOW?" Everyone asked.
"Because once you eat the chocolate you get transported back to your original dimension, I'm pretty sure."
"Damn!"
"Ditto." Ken replied. "But I think there's another way out. And that way is..."
[a/n: Readers are asked to use their great imaginations to find some way of getting Yamato, Taichi, Ken, and Daisuke out of this dimension and back to the human world. Please forgive me. I just couldn't figure out how they were going to get out! Pathetic, I know. Thank you Reyna-chan, dynasmon, and anonymously labeled (anony) for trying to help. Unfortunately nothing could spark my imagination. I-... I'm babbling again, aren't I?
Ken:Yes, you are.
Minnermon: sorry.
Takeru: And we continue...]
"OUT OF MY WAY!" Yelled Daisuke as he literally flew down the Hall and into the bathroom. They were all back at the Yagami apartment to think up a plan.
When Daisuke finally came out of the bathroom (He looked considerably more like his old self again. And much more relaxed.) Everybody sat down to come up with a plan.
"What do we know?" Asked Daisuke.
"Almost absolutely nothing." Said Yamato, falling into one of his depressing moods that he was famous for. "All we know is that everyone else is supposed to be evil, but we have not seen them since before they ate the evil chocolate. We don't know where they are, how to turn them good again-" At this point, Ken muttered "I know the antidotes." But everyone was listening to Yamato spewing out pessimistic prophecies, that no one heard. "- or where to start!" Yamato suddenly broke down with his head in his hands. "I'm so confused."
Taichi put his arm around Yamato and pulled him closer, so that Yamato's head was on Taichi's shoulder. "Hey don't get yourself down, we'll find Takeru before he does anything too supid. Don't worry." Taichi said in a soothing voice.
"Wow." Said Ken. "I've never heard Taichi talk like that."
"Only with Yama." Said Daisuke with a secret little smile on his face. And some people said he was oblivious.
"With the way they fight, they still support eachother. That's so sweet!" Squealed Ken. Daisuke just gave Ken an odd look.
"When do we fight?"Asked Taichi.
Daisuke and Ken ignored him. "We need to get started! We need to find where everyone is!" Silence followed.
"Ummm... I have an idea." Now that Ken had everyone's attention, including Yamato's, but his head was still on Taichi's shoulder, Ken continued. "Well, maybe, ummm... never mind."
"Let's just go for a walk. Who knows, we might bump into them." Mumbled Yamato. Finally lifting his head from Taichi's shoulder. Taichi looked a little more sad now.
They all decided that it was a fairly good idea.
As they were walking in the park, no one was talking, they eventually wandered all the way to the industrial area of Odaiba.
"That's something you don't see everyday!" Everyone turned to look at what Daisuke was pointing at.
They saw both the Helmet and Hat Factories on fire, and the two figures of Sora and Takeru amist the flames shouting words, even God didn't know, at eachother.
tbc
Takeru: Ken, you make me sick. 'That's so sweet!' What is wrong with you? You sound like a girl!
Ken: Don't look at me! Blame Minnermon, she wrote it!
Takeru: I'm tempted to think it's natural. I read one fanfic and you were a girl.
Ken: I read the same one. You were a Hentai.
Takeru: So? You were a slut that slept with every digidestined guy-
Minnermon: Okay, break it up.
Takeru: -You slept with me almost last-
Minnermon: Takeru-
Takeru: -And it was only to get to Daisuke!!!!
Minnermon: Too much information, Takeru! Too much information!
Ken: Ooooo! Are you jealous?!?
Takeru: What if I am?!?
Minnermon: Stop you two! You're going to make me have to raise the rating! Please review!