Hi. This is hccodn, and s.o.b in our first fanfic, the millennium book. please enjoy our vulgar stupidity. Les jus say here firs to clarify, there will be no yaoi, no romances. Just two idiots (us) who find a crazy book that lets us do stupid random things to the yugioh characters. who knows, you may appear and annoy them too.
disclaimer: Sob and I do not own yugioh. Just imagine if we did and run away crying.
"Neva judge a book by its cover iz wat dey always sayz, ya know?" S.o.b (who will now be sob) pulled a book off of a dusty shelf in the rundown library he was in.
"Ugh...why'd the old geezers give us this house anyways, GAH! THE OLD FOLKS STENCH IS GETTING TO ME! MUST HAVE FRESH NON OLD PEOPLE AIR!" hccodn fell dramatically, acting as if she was suffocating.
"Cut da crap hc." Sob glared at her, rubbing the dust off the book he pulled out.
"Hey, watcha got there?" hccodn (who will now be hc) leaned over sob's shoulder.
"Just a giant gold book wit some jewels n' silver, basically nothin." Sob waved it off.
"Ohhh, maybe we could pawn it off and be millionaires!" Hc jumped up and down excitedly.
"Eh, maybe. First lets take o' look at dis piece o' crap...See wat its about before we go pawnin' it of to some weird guy wit a leopard print suit wit some hoe's at 'iz side. Ya know." Sob shrugged.
"I have no clue what you just said asshole...so I'll just nod my head and pretend I did..." Hc made her way to the couch sob was sitting on, so she could have a better view of the book when he opened it.
"Wat da freakin' hell?" Sob stared at the book. Inside, the pages were fully illustrated...not only that, but moving as well.
Hc also stared at the page. "Wait...isn't that guy that Yugi kid?" She pointed out the midget with spikey red hair.
"Ya, dat iz 'im. Scary...Huh?" Sob stared at the page as it formed words. "Geeze, damn book, why cantcha stay normal?"
Hc took this time to read it. "Hah, its his bio...this page is all about him. Scary." then something caught her eye. "Hmm...this records everything he does...so what happens..." She took a sharpie from her pocket. "If I write something here?" She quickly wrote that Yugi suddenly grew a mustache.
-with yugi and friends-
"Uh, Yug'? When did you grow a mustache?" Joey stared at his shorter friend and his new piece of hair.
"I do not have a-" he stopped short feeling his face. "HOLY CRAP! I HAVE A FRICKIN MUSTACHE!"
-Sob and Hc-
"I think we're gonna have fun with this..." Hc got an evil glint in her eye.
"Ma too..." Sob smirked evilly, knowing exactly what the first was planning.
And that ma friends iz da prologue to da story. Randomness ensues. Yeah, sha flame us all you want, we dont give a damn.