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Romeo and Julet [Chapter 4: Enter Kikyo-Miss Popularity]

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Awww, isn't it just wonderful to have an Inu-hanyou drooling all over you? Cute widdle Inu's face looked frozen. He gawked, gazed, and stared at me. Inuyasha's jaw hung open, his pretty eyes literally popped out.

"SO, I take it that you like it?" No reply. I waved my hand in front of his face.

"HELLO?! Anything in there?" I knocked on his head. Still no reply. Ugh. Eventually, I couldn't take his silence any longer. Reaching up, I grabbed his soft, furry ears, and yanked. Hard. I swear that yelp could be heard all over the world.

"WHAT IN THE FRIGGIN HELL, YOU BITCH!!! WENCH, DO NOT EVER TOUCH THOSE!!! EVER!!!"

"You mean your ears? But they're so cute and fuzzy!" To make up for my huge mistake, I started to massage his ears. They twitched. Kawaii!!!!

"Will you stop that?"Inuyasha said, looking at me. But, due to my outfit, his eyes glazed over and he was staring. Again. I rolled my eyes and got up to change.

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"AHHHHHHHHH!!! HENTAI!!! PERVERT!!! INUYASHA!!!" I screamed so violently Inuyasha woke up from his trance and stared at me, grabbing hold of his ears. I was [again] trying on clothes when Inuyasha suddenly walked into the changing booth!!! I was NAKED!!! And he saw me!!! Inuyasha jerked back to reality and quickly ran out of the booth. His face looked so red I swore it was a tomato! I instantly put my own clothes back on and ran outside. I grabbed a lock of his silver hair. Ohh...that was a huge mistake. His pretty hair was soft, softer than puppy fur, and I practically melted into it. Aw, how I savored the moment.

"Wench, will you let go of my hair?"Inuyasha asked roughly, jerking away. Splotches of red still decorated his flawless face, and now pink ones were apearing on my own.

"Well, uh, as I was about to say, uh, why don't we just pay for my clothes and go grab something to eat?"I stuttered, quickly heading to Customer Service. I set the clothes down on the counter.

"That will be $584.86, ma'am."

"What?! Inuyasha, I don't have that kind of money,"I screeched, shocked at how much everything cost.

"Are you joking? I get a $100 bill for lunch, and you're saying this is a lot? Feh, don't make me laugh, Kagome." With that, Inuyasha pulled six $100 bills out of his over-sized expensive wallet. I gaped at him, open mouthed. Inuyasha smirked at me, then seized the bags, wrapped an arm around my waist, and walked out of there, dragging me along.

"Yeah!!! Arcade!!!"Inuyasha yelled, spotting the huge arangement of lights. Once we were safely out of Neiman Marcus, the hysterical hanyou could keep it in no longer. He thrust the bags at me and make a quick dash over. I sighed. Oh great. I followed him into the darkened arcade, where I spotted him immediatly, waiting in line for Final Fantasy XII. I wondered why it was an arcade game. My brother owned it on playstation.

"Come on Kagome! I'll play you!" Inuyasha leered at me, daring me to take the challenge.

-a couple of hours later-

"Woohoo! I won! Wanna play again?" Inuyasha smirked, dangling a bag full of arcade tokens.

"I'd rather not,"I replied, rubbing my eyes. He just won 21 games out of 21 games. My eyes had started to hurt from so much screen radiation. All of a sudden, my stomach rumbled.

"Inuyasha, can we PLEASE go get some food?"I begged, showing him the watery puppy dog eyes. Even my grandpa couldn't resist those.

"Feh."

"Great!"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!At the Food Court!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Inuyasha, how are you going to eat all those?"I asked. We were sitting at a fairly large two person table. While I have a small bowl of Oden, Inuyasha was surrounded by a billion bowls of steaming Ramen. And he ate them as fast as a hobo who hadn't seen food in months. He finished all the bowls right when I was slurping up the last of the Oden. I have NEVER seen ANYONE eat food that fast.

Inuyasha patted his stomach, finally satisfied. BUURRPPP.

"Ewww, Inuyasha!! Say excuse me!"I yelled, disgusted.

"Ahhh.....perfect." Inuyasha started to neatly stack the bowls, ignoring me.

"Uhh....Inuyasha?"

"What, wench?"

"Watch out." Before he realized what my warning meant, the incredibly large stack of bowls fell over on top of him, successfully knocking him out temporarily. I tried to supress my giggles, but instead, burst out laughing.

"Well well well, if it isn't the school geek." I jerked my head up, and instantly met the gaze of Kikyo. Oh how I despised her petty pink frills. Today she looked like a 5 year old trapped in the body of a 16 year old. Curly pink ribbons intertwined around permed corkscrew curls, making her look like Shirly Temple. Glittery, pink mascara, eye liner, and eye shadow framed her cold eyes, and she somehow dyed her school uniform hot pink.

"Well well well, if it isn't the school slut,"I retorted,"Is today 'Be a Bitch' day? My my, I seem to have forgotten."

Kikyo's cold eyes flashed, signaling her groupies to back away.

"Yashie, baby, here, let me help you up." Kikyo extended her hand towards Inuyasha, who slapped it away.

"Don't call me Yashie, Kikyo." Inuyasha's own amber eyes flashed malevolently, and he put his arms around my waist.

"Yashie, but wouldn't you want me instead? Maybe we could go home,"Kikyo implied heavily,"Maybe, even into bed."

Once Kikyo mentioned those words, I felt like tearing her to pieces.

"Of course." My heart skipped a beat. Suddenly, my eyes got watery.

"Of course you can go home. Without me. So piss someone else off, slut." My heart soared at hearing those words. Wait though.....since when did I care about Kikyo, anyways? When did my heart 'soar'? WHEN DID I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT INUYASHA?! Oh. I forgot. Since 6th grade.

Flashback

I stared at my lunch in disgust. Chicken tuna with mayo. Ewwwww!

"Yo, Miroku, pass the ball here!" A loud voice cracked through the frosty December afternoon. I turned my head towards the open basketball courts, where the guys were playing a game. A flash of silver quickly brought my attention to a certain player. Who, I might add, was very good. From the looks of it, he scored 49 times!

As I watched from the lunch table, I noticed that he had pretty eyes. Pretty amber eyes. But the thing that shocked me most was his ears. Yup, fuzzy dog ears were perched on his head, swiveling around in every direction. A giggle escaped my lips as he slam-dunked the basketball through the hoop with so much force, that the unfortunate Hojo underneath was knocked out.

But my blood started to boil when the game stopped, and Kikyo unceramoniously draped herself all over him. The one they call Inuyasha. He looked a little uncomfortable, but eventually shook her off. Kikyo pouted and I blushed when I saw him headed my way.

"Hey, wench, I saw you oggling at me during the game. Do you have a problem with me?"Inuyasha growled. I noticed the two sharp fangs that protruded from his mouth.

"Uh, hehe, no?"I stammered, looking at my 'lunch'.

"Feh." He left then, to who knows where. Then he glanced back and winked at me. Hoo boy.

End Flashback

Kikyo pouted at him, trying to draw more attention to herself.

"But Yashie-"

"Listen, Barbie-doll, his name is Inuyasha, not 'Yashie'. So go fuck someone else, asshole."I interupted cooly. Voice smooth as silk, I continued,"And besides. If you haven't noticed in the past 5 years, Inuyasha isn't interested in you, and he won't ever be."

Kagura and Yura, Kikyo's groupies, gasped.

"Like, who couldn't like Kikyo? Like, totally! How mean is that?"they chorused together.

"Like, Inuyasha, like, totally!"I said, sarcasm dripping like poison from my lips.

"And, like, me!" Sango appeared next to me, dragging Miroku along with her. Who, I might mention, was still trying to eat his burger.

"Sango! Where did you come from?"I asked, startled.

"School just ended. Where were you?"she asked.

"Uhhh......."

"Oh, she just ditched with me."

"Okay. WHAT?!? YOU DITCHED WITH INUYASHA!?!?"Sango screamed.

"Uhhh........Yes?"I squeaked, waiting for the explosion. Surprisingly, it didn't come. How wrong I was.

"Inuyasha, did you finally tell her?"Miroku asked, chomping down the rest of the burger.

"Tell me what?"I asked.

"Uhhhh..........."

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