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Spock had been sitting in the Captain's chair for exactly .93224 hours, meaning that it was about 1:25 in the afternoon. And it was also the time that, each day, Spock became hungry for lunch. The only problem was that he was the only person on the Bridge. If he left, the Ship would become vulnerable to attack. Well, more vulnerable that it was already. Spock would have to talk to Captain Kirk, and tell him to come to the Bridge while he ate.

There were problems with this, though. He could not leave the Bridge, for reasons already stated. This problem would be easily solved - Spock would merely intercom (A/N - is that the right word? I'm not sure...) the Captain and tell him that he must come to the Bridge.


Spock paused for a second. Which room would the Captain be in? He was not familiar with partied, and had no idea which room they would choose for it to be in. Logically, it would be in one of the recreational rooms. He punched in the button for Recreation Room 1.

Captain? This is First Officer Spock. He said, but there was no reply.

He pressed Recreation Room 2 , and repeated his message. Again, there was no answer. Spock urged himself to think logically, and then came up with an answer.

He said, State the location of Captain James T. Kirk.

Captain James T. Kirk is currently located in Recreation Room 7. The Computer's mechanical voice answered.

Spock would have commed(A/N - I have no idea if I am using the right words here! Please tell me if I am not) the Captain right then, but was lost in thought. Starfleet computers were, in some ways, smarter than Vulcans. They had the ability to observe the entire starship, and could locate any person or object in seconds. Although many Vulcans were completely logical, they could not do this. Spock wondered if it was possible to be able to do this. It seemed illogical, so he turned back to the comm, and hit the button for Recreation Room 7. Immediately he heard voices.

I told ye earlier, the replicator's na workin'! Came Engineer Scott's voice.

What's a party without food? First we can't have pancakes, then we can't even have food at a party! This was the Doctor's voice, of course. Listen, Scotty - we need that replicator!

I'll have it in four days. Came the Engineer's muffled reply.

Is the Captain there? Spock asked, then instantly disapproved of saying it. He already knew the answer to that question, and he shivered slightly as he realized that was acting like a human! Maybe it wasn't such a logical idea after all to spend so much time around them.

Came the Captain's voice.

Captain, please report to the Bridge immediately.

Suddenly there was worry' in the Captain's voice, a fairly common human emotion. What happened? Klingons? Romulans? Damn! I knew I shouldn't have left the Bridge!

Actually, Captain...... Spock said, I am hungry.

You're hungry. The Captain said, almost amused. Spock wondered why.

Spock replied, and he heard the Captain sighing.

All right, Spock, but don't take too long eating.

Captain, I assure you that I will be back in 14.673 minutes. Spock replied, wondering at the odd actions of his captain. He would never understand humans.

In approximately 1.2874 minutes, the Captain reached the Bridge, and Spock headed to the mess hall.

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A/N - Yes, I know nothing happened in this chapter, but I can' t really help it... this just kind of writes itself.

Blynneda - Thanks for pointing out the mistake! =) I fixed that part in the chapter. When I read one of your reviews it really freaked me out... you must be psychic! While I was writing Chapter 5 I kept cracking up at things that weren't even funny.... I thought I was going crazy or something. The only reason I am updating every day is I have the time... I have a fever and have to stay home even though I feel fine, so have virtually nothing else to do. I promise I'll keep writing when I get back to school though. I love your reviews! PARAMOUNT WILL SUE US ALL!!! Oh yeah, Bones and the pancakes... actually I don't know why he's obsessed with them... he just is.... it's fun writing those parts though. =D

Lady Spock - Don't worry. I'll update a lot. =) Thank you so much for reviewing! I'm glad you like it.

If you haven't noticed already, I like putting little smiley faces everywhere... ATTACK OF THE SMILEY FACES!!!! Sorry - I'm really hyper right now.

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