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W*P*S: Ok no big note again. Well thanks to my reviewers (7) almost to 10! This one's a long one and yay! On with the story!

Lily looked around, nope not alone. There was Potter, reclining in an armchair with his eyes focused on something outside the window he was facing. She tiptoed across the room, trying not to draw his attention, but to her dismay, she tripped on the rug, yelped, and fell, just in time to for Potter see. "OUCH" said Lily to herself, staying on her knees. In a flash James was up out of his chair and helping Lily up, despite her protests.

"Alright there Bicarda?" he asked.

"Yea" she muttered. The heat was rising to her face. That had been a classic cartoon fall. Arms flaring wildly, a stupid expression of shock on her face, the dumb sound she made, and the worst part was that Potter had witnessed it all.

'He's probably trying not to laugh. Just gonna wait until I'm gone to giggle his butt off. grr' she thought.

"Are you sure?" he pressed, a hint of urgency in his voice.

"Yes I'm fine." She said brushing her robes off. 'Merlin! Why does he care?' She tied to change the subject

"So where are Remus and the others?" James growled inwardly. Why had she made a point to say REMUS's name? Why had she said REMUS and the others? REMUS REMUS REMUS!

"REMUS and the others already went down to breakfast." He said through clenched teeth Wasn't it Ama who fancied his hairy friend? Why in the blazes did Bicarda care? Why was he getting so worked up? Oh right, he was jealous.

"So why didn't you go down with them?" she asked, not noticing he was upset. He clamed down a bit and said,

"I was waiting for you, love." He grinned. He could never stay mad at her. She mumbled a response that he didn't hear.

"Well shall we be off then?" she asked. He held out his arm to her, but she didn't take it and proceeded to climb out through the hole. James followed after her.

"BICARDA! OY! BICARDA!" she cringed why did he have to yell? She was only about five paces ahead of him. "Tell me, why are you walking so fast? In a hurry to see REMUS?" he asked. For some reason his anger had flared again. She turned to look at him. Eyeing him cautiously she asked,

"Now why would you say that?"

"No reason." He said softly looking down at the floor. Suddenly it dawned on Lily.

"What? Do you think I like him?" a grin spread across her face, "Are you jealous? Mad with envy?" she was giggling like an idiot as James's face got redder and redder, "Do YOU fancy me? Do you want to hoooold me?" she drug out the word hold, jumping in circles around him, "Do you want to huuuug me?" she bounced in front of him, "And looove me? And kiiiiiiiss me?" James had had enough. He reached out and grabbed her, wrapping his arms tightly around her. Drawing her up to him, he caught her lips in a kiss. At first she fought back but he deepened the kiss and she wilted in his embrace. He wished it never would stop. But sadly, people have to breathe. So he let go of her, after what seemed like an eternity, and said simply,

"As a matter of fact I do." Her mouth formed a frown. Apparently she was angry with his actions. Her words of fire merely bounced off of him, for in her eyes, was the truth. She has enjoyed it. She may not think it now but soon she would realize just how much she wanted for a mister James Potter. He thought.

He was still smiling when her turned around and began to walk toward the Great Hall, once more. She continued to shout after him. But after a while she quieted down and followed after him, glaring at his backside.

Once inside the doors, he met eyes with Sirius and grinned a grin like never a grin was grinned before. Lily sat down opposite Riley and Ama. Next to Remus and Peter. James decided not to say anything about her sitting next to Remus, and plopped down next to Sirius, who noticed something amiss.

"Alright Prongs, what did you do to Lovely Lily this time?" he said rising an eyebrow, "I knew we should have made you come with us."

"What makes you think I did something? For all you know it was her who snogged me!" James protested.

Sirius gaped, "She WHAT?!?" he said, very bewildered. He looked from James to Lily, James, Lily, James, Lily. She blushed under his confused stare. His eyes got wider.

"She DID kiss you!" he exclaimed. Half of the people sitting around them turned to look. Who kissed who and why was Sirius Black yelling about it? James turned to the kid next to him and asked to borrow his copy of The Daily Prophet. He rolled it up and proceeded to whop Sirius over the head. He unrolled it and handed it back to the kid saying, "Thank you." Sirius had barked in surprise when the paper made contact. He whirled on James and shouted

"Whadja do that for?!" he said rubbing his head "Is it not enough that I already got hit on the head?" James glared at him and said in an annoyed voice,

"No she didn't, you noisy bafoon, I did, me," he pointed to his chest, "I kissed her. Now would you shut you big mouth before the other half of Hogsmead hears you!" he scolded.

Riley looked over at Lily and got up to sit by her. Ama followed suit, but didn't seem to care because she got to snuggle in next to Remus, who didn't object either. Ama looked at Lily in concern,

"Is that git telling the truth?" she asked furrowing her brows. Lily nodded in response and continued to eat her waffles looking up at the sky as though nothing happened. She wondered if the owls had come today.

"Lils, we're real sorry we didn't wait for you and walk you down to breakfast." Said Riley, Lily looked at her; she looked like she was trying not to laugh, or something.

"Why?" she asked.

"Because if we had then he wouldn't have done that!" Ama said as though stating the obvious. Lily waved it off. Riley finally gave into temptation and broke out with a gigantic toothy grin.

"SO! Is Potter as good of a snogger his reputation makes him out to be?" she was bouncing in her seat, waiting to know the truth. Ama giggled and said,

"Yes! Tell us all the juicy details, I've never been kissed, you know. I wanna know what its like!"

Remus choked on his pumpkin juice. He set it down and wiped his chin with the sleeve of his robes. He locked eyes with James and Sirius and gave them a 'If you laugh I will kill you by the next full moon.' Look. They kept quiet, and forced food into their mouths to keep the peals of laughter, that were trying so desperately trying to escape, in. He glanced down to his right, then sighed and went back to eating. Oh how he wished to be the first to touch her fair lips to his.

"C'mon Lily! Tell us!" Riley whined, tugging at her sleeve. Lily said nothing. She wasn't gong to say anything with potter sitting right there! Why in the world could they not wait? This was frustrating her.

"Fine we'll wait!" said Ama. But after 5 minutes of waiting for Lily to finish her breakfast Riley grabbed Lily by one arm while Ama got the other and they drug her out of the Great Hall kicking and screaming "I CAN WALK! I CAN WALK!" They set her down.

"Ok now that we are out of Potter's hearing range you can tell us all about it!" Riley said cheerfully. Ama nodded in agreement, with and equally huge grin on her face.

"Tell you what?" sneered a voice from behind them. They turned to see a figure step out of the shadows of a dim lighted staircase.

"Snivellus" growled Riley.

"Now my sweet, what was it you mudblood friend was going to tell you? I absolutely dying to know." He drawled.

"Nothing that concerns slimy gits like you." Said Lily furiously.

Snivellus a.k.a. Severus Snape, had always been extremely rude to Riley's friends. He looked down upon Lily for being a "mudblood" and scorned Ama because, even though she was a pureblood, her family was a joke to other pureblood families due to her great-great-grandfather, Michel Blithe and his huge mistake. But he was never rude to Riley. Infact he was attracted to her for her beauty and lineage. The Knightly's blood line dated back almost as far as his own. He was constantly cornering her and trying to persuade her to switch houses and become his "Slytherin Queen." What a jerk. He couldn't get it through his greasy head that she wasn't interested. He approached her, reaching out to touch her face she flinched away, but he shot his hand out and grabbed her, bringing her up to him.

"Get your slimy hands off of her before I hex you into oblivion." hissed Ama as she pointed her wand at Snape. Lily followed suit and plunged her hands into her robes for her wand. Just as Ama and Lily were about to put one bad jinx on Snivellus, a voice sounded from behind him saying, "Acciro wands." Their only real protection flew out of their hands and into Bellatrix Lestrange's. From behind her came Sirius's younger brother, Regulus.

"Well if it isn't my bloodtraightor of a brother's little hore. Really Snape, why do you bother with such a waste of good blood? She is, after all, a Gryffindor." he said. Riley shot a menacing glance at him as he continued to insult her,

"So tell me, how many times have you warmed his bed and how much has it earned you? 10 maybe 15 galleons? Ha!" he laughed along with Bellatrix. Snape didn't enjoy their topic of conversation and placed a silencing charm on the both of them. Then he turned his attention back to Riley who was trying to wrench her wrist form his grasp, but to no avail. He yanked her toward him. He leaned in to snog her but before he could reach her her lips, flesh collided with flesh, and there was a sickening CRACK that echoed through the hall. Snape released Riley immediately to grab his now broken nose, which was spurting blood. He looked up to see who had hit him and there, standing next to Riley, panting, was Sirius. His eyes blazed with hatred as he put and arm around Riley's shoulders and said harshly,

"Don't you EVER touch her again, or it will be more than you greasy nose that is broken." Snape reached for his wand and let go of his nose briefly but doubled in pain when he grabbed it too hard again. Blood was gushing non stop out of this the hooked feature and he could do nothing to stop it. Riley laughed as Snape toppled over due to a well placed kick from Sirius. James came up to him, dragging Regulus by the collar. He threw him down on the ground.

"Stupid git attacked me." he pointed to a gash across the left side of his face. Lily and Ama walked over to join the group leaving an unconscious Bellatrix in a crumpled heap. Sirius sighed looking around at the three Slytherins on the ground around him.

"Is it bad that I'm related to two of them?" he asked, prodding his brother with his foot.

"No. Because you're noble and you save me from almost certain-"

"Death?" joked Sirius

"Close enough. I think I might have died it he had snogged me." Riley, Ama and Lily all shivered at the thought.

"Oy, where's Moony?" said James, looking around, "I know he came out here with us..."

"I'm over here." Said Remus, who was levitating two more 6th year Slytherins that the James, Sirius, and Riley recognized as the Slytherin Quidittch team beaters. They were twins named Nick and Matt Boweing. Remus dropped them next to Regulus, and turned to Ama, whose milky Irish skin was already beginning to bruise from where she had gotten into a fist fight with Bellatrix and Lily. He frowned and muttered a healing spell. She blushed and thanked him, looking down at the ground. James turned to him,

"Oh I see how it is; you'll heal your little Irish lass but leave your friend out to dry! This damned cut it far worse that her little bitty bruise!" he complained.

"Well if its bothering you that much then go to Madame Pomfry." As soon as he said it he knew it was a mistake. James's eyes widened and he gaped along with Sirius.

"How dare you say that to Prongs! You know how he is with...with HER!" spluttered Sirius. Lily looked at the ashamed Remus to the shocked Sirius and the scared James, who seemed like he was about to cry. (A/N this is one of those exaggerated moments. It really sort of a joke. Just keep reading!)

"I'm sorry James! I wasn't thinking about what I was saying!"

"Alright! That's enough! I wanna know what going on here!" started Lily. Sirius laughed.

"Oh it's just Prongs here," he slapped James on the back, "He's afraid of POPPY!" James flinched when he said her name.

"Umm why?"

"Because she wants to.....to....AHAHAHA!" Sirius couldn't finish his sentence. Apparently whatever POPPY wanted to do was too funny for him to say. Remus finished for him, "James fears going to POPPY" he jumped again, "for the matter that he believes that in his third year she tried to molest him. He had a terrible cold from staying out with m-"James elbowed him in the ribs "out in the RAIN! The rain! Rain. That was it!" he said hurriedly. He had almost said that James had caught it from being out with him as Prongs on one particularly rainy full moon. "I DON'T BELIVE IT! I KNOW IT! SHE WANTED MY YOUNG VIRGIN BODY!" Lily sniggered when James said that he had a "virgin" body. "And every time I go in there, she takes my glasses so I can't see anything or escape! I'm COMPLETELY BLIND without them AND SHE KNOWS IT! There is nothing I can do! All I want is to be left alone but she ruins my little virgin ears and eyes with her vile molesting thoughts!" he mock sobbed, putting his head in his hands. Lily giggled and took out her wand and healed his gash. He jumped up and beamed at Remus.

"Thank you Moony! I knew you'd come through!" Remus shook his head and pointed to Lily. "Wasn't me, twas her." James turned to Lily and she blushed.

"Well I don't really believe any of this but I figured it was the only solution. It was just a stupid healing spell. No need to than-" James was currently squeezing life out of her with a hug, dancing around with her saying in a sing-songy voice 'Lovely Lily likes me! Lovely Lily likes me!' she laughed and pushed him away. Sirius spoke,

"I dunno about you folks but I already have three detentions and I'd rather not get another, so can we shove off? You know, before anyone passes by and decides to give me another." And with that they headed back to Gryffindor tower.

W*P*S: Ok that's all folks for now. I didn't write that much this past week due to the fact I thought I was getting bad grades in my classes. Please review! I would like to get at least 10. Let's hope. *closes eyes and crosses fingers* And thank you.