The battle raged on as Scyther attacking Pikachu. "Pikachu use your Thunderbolt!" yelled Alucard. "PIIIIIIIIIIIIKACHU!!!" yelled the little rat. SCHING! Plunk… Pikachu's head fell off. Scyther and Alexander did the exact same Evil laugh. "SCY! THER THER THER THER!" laughed the pokemon. Alexander laughed as well. Alucard just frowned… Then he drew his gun and shot the Pokemon. "I win!" yelled Alucard. Alexander just frowned. "Your not fun vampire?" said Alexander. Alucard just grinned and disappeared. Integral or Princess Integral woke up early in the morning. She put on her glasses to see everybody was gone except Seras who was sleeping soundly. Integral got dressed and fixed her hair. She thought and decided to head to a Kegger tonight. Meanwhile Walter was in his secret club house beating his meat but we will return to that later.
Alucard was laying in his bed thinking of what he wanted to do next. The pokemon trainer thing didn't really work out. So he just pondered. "What now?" thought Alucard as he rubbed his chin… Then it struck him! He would become a professional golfer! Alucard disappeared and reappeared at the Hellsing Manor golf course. He picked up the driver and swung away. Miss. Again… Miss… Again… Miss. "This isn't working…" thought Alucard. "I don't think I can turn it into a vampire ball. It dosent have any blood… But it probably is a virgin… But then again." Alucard thought back to the Video he saw Walter watching on the internet with the girl and the ping pong ball. Alucard kicked that ball aside and got a new one.
"Yes almost there! Just a little bit more! WOOOOOOOO done…" said Walter after beating his meat. Walter wiped the sweat off his for head and pulled up a T-Bone steak. "That was restless my friend you put quite the fight I do belive." said Walter. He marinated it and put it in the fridge. "That will do for Miss Integrals food tonight." said Walter. Integral walked into the kitchen. "You need to get the heater fixed in my room. It went crazy last night." said Integral. Walter tried to hold back a grin and a giggle. "You don't say Princess Integral." said Walter. Integral raised a Eyebrow. "I do say so Walter have it fixed." said Integral with a suspicious look on her face. "What are your intentions tonight Princess Integral." says Walter. "Im going to a Kegger." said Integral. Walter created a thought bubble. "Remember the party last year at the Hellsing Manor Kegger." said Walter pointing ot the thought bubble. "You got so drunk and stoned that you took the Hellsing tank and demolished the 3rd bunker and claimed yourself Queen of the Bunkers." said Walter. The thought bubble popped. Integral thought. That was a wild party. "There are no tanks at this Kegger." said Integral. Walter smiled. "Thank the queen then you best get moving." said Walter as he would now enjoy the steak.
We rejoin Alucard at the putting range he had already gone thru over 20 shots and still had not got it in the hole. Alucard looked to the left. Then the right he picked up the putter and stared at it. "Releasing putter control restriction systems to level 2... Situation C hold seal until target has been put in the hole…" said Alucard. Alucard took a hit and got it right in the hole. Then a Gopher popped out and knocked the ball out of the way and Alucard missed the shot. The little Gopher laughed and went back in his hole. Alucard unleashed his dog familiar on the little gopher. It ran all across the field destroying The 9 hole golf course. The gopher was to fast for Alucard's familiar to catch. Alucard picked a book that said "Acme." it read. Alucard pointed to something and soon a big truck roared into the area ripping up the golf course again and a big package appeared before his feet. Alucard opened and pulled out a huge rocket.
Meanwhile for Integral at the kegger. Integral was drunk off her ass. "Come on bitch hit me again mother fucker!" she yelled wanting more boozes. She chugged straight from the Keg as the college kids cheered her on from behind. Integral held up the empty keg in victory. "Sup now bitch!" she yelled in pride slamming it on the ground. "Yo yo yo bitch youd the shit I aint seen no ho take a keg like that." said some random black guy. Integral threw up on the empty keg as the crowd kept cheering she held up her hand and took a hit from a joint. "Who the fuck else wants some of this you motha fuckas!" yelled Integral. "You bitch you can take your keg well but how about this bong bitch." said some random guy. He took one huge hit and passed it to her. He breathed the smoke right in her face. Integral snatched the bong and lit it up. She took one big old big as puff. The crowd cheered. "Toke Toke Toke! Take it to the head take it to the head!" said the random black guy. She breathed the smoke into the air. Her eyes were completely blood shot. She handed the guy his bong. "Ive smoked the shit they smoked in Vietnam" said Integral with a finger in the guys face.
Back to Alucard. Alucard lit the rocket and chased the gopher. ZING ZING ZING the rocket flew everywhere. As he pursued the little gopher. Finally the rocket exploded. Alucard stood there in black soot. He glared at the little gopher laughing at him. Alucard just sighed and picked up the Acme book again. He read thru and picked something out. VAROOM! In rolled another truck. It came in and pulled out a huge box with holes. Its rustled about as something inside it. It ate the person who was moving it out. Alucard grinned and opened the box and out came…
Integral was having a casual conversatsion with a few of the college kids. Earlier some of the kids were having a wet T-shirt contest. Integral entered. They wouldn't let her in. Until they found out she was a girl. Integral punched the kid out who made the accusations at she was a man. The kid was by now in the hospital. Integral one by a long shot from the shock of her being a women. She punched out about 3 other kids for saying they were surprised. They were on there way to the hospital. Integral just kept drinking finally Walter had to come to pick her up. When they pulled in Integral was on her usual drunk cussing spree until she was finally put in bed.
A Kitten… It hopped right out of the box and ran away. Alucard had a twitching mark. The Little gopher just laughed. Alucard thought for a moment. "I should of done this farther." said Alucard. Alucard drew the jackal and shot the gopher. It died on the spot. Alucard sighed and looked to see a small plot of land not destroyed with a sign. "Fix your divets." it read. Alucard glared at the sign and looked at the destroyed Field. He growled. "Son of a bitch…" said Alucard…
And that's the end of chapter 2...