Disclaimer: I don't own Star Trek. Just ask Paramount and Viacom. They will claim ownership, meaning that I DON'T OWN STAR TREK!!!! Sorry.... got a little carried away there....

Spock rose an eyebrow. The Romulan's command was quite illogical. There was no possible way that they could come with him, unless they were all aboard the same vessel.

The Captain seemed to be realizing this, also, as he began to speak to the Romulan.

He began, but the Romulan cut him off even there.

The Romulan corrected, I am a captain and you will address me by my proper title, and then will come with me.

Captain? Sir? Yeoman Rand said, pausing in pouring the Captain some more coffee, Will all of us be coming with you? Or just the Captain?

That's a good point! Ensign Sulu put in, There are 430 of us!

Now was the time for Spock to speak. He said, addressing the Romulan, I am certain that 432 people will not fit on your ship. I suggest that you take only our Captain with you.

The Romulan captain looked bewildered. I suppose that makes sense, Vulcan..... I will take aboard only the captain and the people who just spoke.

But, Captain - Lieutenant Uhura protested,Then there won't -

And everybody who speaks in the next three minutes, The Romulan captain added, smiling at the Lieutenant's mortified response.

Captain Kirk, be ready to beam down with the others in three minutes. Prepare for quite a long stay.

Spock waited for the Captain to protest, or say something completely illogical, but he did not. Instead, he sat there, quite tired and perhaps sad, and Spock felt himself almost wanting the captain's absurd, optimistic comments. None came, and everyone on the Bridge sat there, silent, for exactly 2.3349 minutes.

The Captain asked, and the Engineer walked over to him, remaining silent. Be ready to beam four down.

Five, Captain, Spock corrected, and the Captain turned and looked at him with a black stare.

You got us into this, Spock. He said as the Engineer hurried away, muttering something about Colcannon under his breath,Now it's time to get us out of it. Can't you do anything?

Spock rose an eyebrow, thinking. Most likely the Captain was asking if he could do anything in the current situation, not in general. Negative, Captain. And I believe that in truth, it was the Doctor who got us into this.

The Captain listened, but made no comment. A second later, Spock heard someone bursting through the turbolift. He turned, and saw that it was the Doctor and the Nurse.

The Doctor shouted, Jim! The disease is spreading!

The Captain pushed the comm button. Scotty? Make that six. Six to beam down.

What disease? The Captain asked, but the Doctor wasn't paying any attention. What the devil is going on here? He asked, staring around at the Romulan Captain, and noticing how silent everyone was being.

Is something wrong?The Nurse asked, and the Captain shook his head sadly, comming the Engineer.

Change that to seven, Scotty. He said.

Spock looked at the Romulan Captain, who was grinning evilly. Seven prisoners. He said to himself,Me. I have seven prisoners. Seven.

You see, Bones,The Captain was explaining, but the Romulan Captain cut him off.

That was three minutes. Now go to the transporter room.... all seven of you!

They stood up, and made their way to the transporter room, the Captain still explaining to a bemused Doctor and Nurse what was going on.

As they were walking, Spock looked backward at the Bridge, and saw that only Ensign Chekov remained, along with another Ensign who he did not know.

Ensign Chekov, it is logical to assume that while we are gone, you will be captain.

The Ensign almost cried out in joy, but remembered the Romulan Captain's rule and merely nodded, while everyone else filed into the transporter room.

Scotty, beam us down. The Captain said, and they began to de-materialize from the U.S.S Enterprise.

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A/N- Yes, I know, these chapters aren't as funny..... I'll try to fix that next time, OK? Be ready for a FUNNY CHAPTER!

Also no one reviewed ='(, so I can't put anything here except something completely crazy. Unfortunately I am really tired because it's about 6:45 in the morning so I'm not going to write anything here! *readers of this story clap*

Ok that was fun.... see you all next chapter! =)

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