Ok on with the story!
Kaiba: (surprised. Thought) What?! Alec doesn't look like she would be one!
Alec: What the hell, man? I'm not an ancient summoner! Besides, the only one here that is one is Aya.
Aya:...
Naito:....
Cloak: (smirks and laughs) Don't you study? There are three and a half ancient summoners.
Aya: Huh? (thought) three and a half? What does he mean?
Alec:...?...Well, prove it. Prove that I'm an ancient summoner.
Cloak: All right then...(points at her necklace) There's a proof.
Alec:(looks at it.) So?
Cloak: If that ain't enough for you, cross your arms like an X.
Alec: Fine.(crosses her arms like an X. It starts glowing)?!
Yami: ??!! She is!
Mai: No way!
Alec: Is this some kind of trick?!
Mokuba: Seto, this is creeping me out...
Kaiba: Me, too.
Joey: Must be a trick!
Cloak: nope.
Alec:........Let's get on with the duel!
Cloak: Fine with me. It's your turn, my ancient summoner.
Alec: Shut up! (draws a card).....I place one card in defense mode. That ends my term.
Cloak: (draws a card)..(smirks.) I play guard's switch! This allows me to choose a monster on your field and switch it to the opposite position!
Alec: No!
Cloak: And I choose Carbuncle!(carbuncle is forced to switch) Now Quezacotl! Attack her carbuncle!
Alec: AAAHH!!!
Everyone(except Kaiba): Alec!
Kaiba:.......
Mokuba: Well, Alec's still got more life points.
Naito: You can do this!
Cloak: and I end my term with a card face down.
Alec:....(draws a card)....Flip summon! ( Man eater bug flips up) Now I can destroy one of your monsters! I choose your Quezacotl!
Cloak:...
Alec: Then I play Rocket Warrior in attack mode!
Joey: Whoo-hoo! Go girl!
Alec: Rocket Warrior! Attack his lifepoints directly!
Kaiba: Wai---
Mokuba: (looks at Kaiba)
Cloak: Hold on,woman! I play Cat's cradle!
Alec: Cat's Cradle?! What does that do?!
Cloak: Oh, nothing much... Just tangles both of your monsters and and destroys them both.
Alec: Oh, damn you!
Cloak: Oh, and did I mention that those attack points get absorb to mine and loss in yours?
Alec: (gasp)
Yami: Then that means....3700 minus 1500 minus 450......1850 life points left?!
Serenity: No...I can't bare to watch!
Joey:...come on sis. Have faith in her. (turns to Serenity) Besides, she was one of your inspirations.
Serenity:....(nods) I'll stay. (looks at Alec) You can do this Alec!
Alec:......( nods)I play the magic card monster reborn. And I bring back Carbuncle in attack mode. And then I set one card face down.
Yami: (looks at Aya)...what's wrong?
Aya: Cat's Cradle.....I have one in my deck too.........guard switch....my.....(gasp)......no.....
Yami:??? What?
Aya: (whispers to Yami)
Yami: ??!!!
Cloak: (draws a card).. Now I play a monster I'd like to call Warrior of the Darkness (1900 attack. 1400 defense) Attack Carbuncle now!
Warrior: (attacks with sword of sorrow)
Alec: Hold on there,Cloak! I reveal the trap card Reinforcements! It allows me to pick a monster on the field and upgrade it with 500 attack points!
Cloak: grr...
Alec: Now Carbuncle has 2200 attackpoints for this turn!
Cloak: Dammit..I lose 300 life points...Don't worry. I'll come back at ya!
Alec: You wish!
Mokuba: Alec's making a combat!
Kaiba:..barely...Her lifepoints are only 50 points higher than his...
Mokuba:....
Alec:..(Thought) Kaiba..why do you have to be so pessimistic....? That's the thing I hate about you...(draws a card)...I play the magic card Cross Between the Worlds! This allows me to bring back a monster from the graveyard and sacrifice it with one monster on the field( Maneater comes back and goes away with Carbuncle) Now I sacrifice them to summon Blue Eyes White Dragon!
Cloak: No!
Alec: Now Blue Eyes! Attack his Warrior! With White Lightning attack!
B.E.: (uses it's attack)
Cloak: AAAHHH!!!
Kaiba: (thought) Hm..not bad...
Alec: Yay!!
Tea: Alec won!
Mai: Yes!
Duke: You go, Alec!!
Alec: Hehehe!
Aya:..no she didn't.
Joey: What the hell are you talking about? Spear's lifepoints are dead!
Yami: She's right. Look.
Alec: Huh? (looks. Sees Cloak with still 1700 lifepoints) What?!
Cloak: Hey, Summoner.
Alec: But--how--what--just---
Cloak: I sent Kuriboh to the graveyard and allows me not to lose lifepoints.
Alec:??!!
Cloak: My turn.
Aya: (thought) His skills..they're the same...
Alec:...(looks at her hand)...I end my term.
Kaiba: (thought)..Alec......
Cloak: Very well (draws a card)...(smirks) Here's a card to your defeat.
Alec:!!!
Cloak: I play Dark Hole!!
Alec: NOO!!!
Kaiba: (thought) Dammit!
Serenity: It can't be!
Cloak: Say goodbye to Your blue eyes...heh heh!
Alec: (tear comes out of her eye)
Kaiba: (thought) She's going to lose! Damn....
Aya: No! Stop!
Roland: Miss, you can't interrupted a duel.
Aya: I just need to talk to Lex!
Everyone(except Cloak and Yami) : LEX??!!!
Dun dun dun.........................hehe!