Désistement - Je ne possède pas Vedette Trek.

Spock turned slightly, looking back at the small group which was toiling along with him. They had ceased talking long ago, and Spock sensed that most of them were concentrating completely on the task at hand.

Turning once again to face forwards, Spock glimpsed a very slight spot of sunlight ahead of him. This meant that they were nearing the exit of the ventilation system, or perhaps another tunnel.

Does any one have some water?Lieutenant Sulu spoke up through parched lips.

If anyone is in possession of a drinkable liquid, I do not know of it, Mr. Sulu,Spock said, continuing to crawl through the small tunnel.

It has been a long time since I ate or drank anything.... The Yeoman spoke up, slumping back against the wall.

You just had coffee!The Doctor said enviously,What I would give to be a Yeoman!

The Doctor and the others behind him kept crawling, leaving the Yeoman behind.

You want to be a Yeoman?The Nurse asked incredulously, Personally, I like being a nurse. Yeomen are... boring.

Are you calling me boring? Look, I can do jumping jacks!The Yeoman said, jumping up and hitting her head on the ceiling.

There was silence.

What's a Yeoman?Koloth asked, looking perplexed.

Spock raised an eyebrow. If the humans had not began to converse, most likely they would have reached the exit of the tunnel. Unfortunately, they had decided to argue with each other, and ended up harming the Yeoman.

Spock estimated that the trip out of the tunnel would now take approximately 3.141727 minutes. He decided to keep this number to himself, and waited patiently as the Nurse began treating the angry Yeoman.

Let me do it! I'm a Doctor, not a .... The Doctor began, trailing off.

Lieutenant Sulu put in.

The Doctor shook his head. No, that's not the word I'm looking for.

The Yeoman spat out.

3.141727 minutes. Spock realized that the first four digits of this number were the same as in pi. With not much else to do, he quickly ran over the first 400 digits of pi in his head.

Spock sat there for another 1.5722 minutes, and when the Nurse had still not finished, Spock decided to go further ahead in the tunnel and investigate the light.

No one noticed his departure, as they were all arguing, and perhaps contemplating the Doctor's question.

Crawling a few meters forward, Spock saw, as he had assumed, a grate in the floor. He clearly heard voices coming from it, so slowly inched forwards.

Looking into the grate, Spock was quite surprised at what he saw. Immediately Spock took that thought back - he had not been surprised... just slightly perplexed.

The grate lead down into what was obviously the Bridge of the Romulan Bird of Prey.

And sitting in the Captain's chair was Captain Kirk.

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You want me to... what?The Captain asked, confused. He had just been pushed into the uncomfortable Captain's chair, and the Romulans were all looking at him expectantly.

You heard the order!One of the Romulans shouted,Take us to that planet!

The Captain squinted, looking out the viewscreen at the planet.

But... that's Quo'NoS! The Klingon home world!The Captain protested, still trying to figure out why the Romulans wanted to travel to the Klingon home world. As far as he knew, the Romulans and the Klingons were two enemy races.

The Romulan Captain grinned evilly.

We will invade the Klingons, and when they attack us, we will show them you and say that you invaded our ship, and it was not our fault but your that they were attacked!


The Captain blinked. He wasn't sure if he understood, but knew that the Klingons were going to frame him for something. And, if he was in the Captain's chair and giving the commands, he would be guilty of the crime.

Searching his mind for solutions, the Captain gripped the sides of his chair.

Full speed ahead.


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A/N- Sorry this chapter took so long in coming. My cousins were visiting - they're always visiting. Oh well. And sorry if my writing is getting kind of weird, because one of my younger cousins forcing me to listen to this song, Kryptonite, nonstop. And it was really annoying me!! So, I think that's where the Yeoman bumping her head came from. (If you have ever listened to that song all day long, you'll know what I mean!)

And it has also dawned on me that I am picking on the Yeoman a lot. And I am kind of changing her personality...
I like her better with her personality changed, though, so I'm going to keep her like that. If anyone really really hates that decision, talk to me.

About today's disclaimer - I know about three words of french. So don't sue me if that disclaimer said something weird.


Ms. Vegeta Black - Well, there's your answer, if you understood it. And I wanted it to be kind of strange. =)

Tavia - Well, I guess "Bote de las estrellas" works... I don't have a favorite Klingon or a favorite Romulan. I have a favorite of just about everything else, though..... The Romulans wanting Kirk to take them somewhere thing confused a lot of people. I hope this chapter cleared things up a little.

Sorry if you reviewed and I didn't say anything here. It's been a really long time, and my inbox is a little cluttered.