Chapter 2
Our favorite ship with black sails was is a bit of a predicament. There where navy ships in all directions, closing in. The crew was scrambling to speed out of there, but unfortunately (but not surprisingly) their captain, Jack Sparrow was drunk.
"What.happens when you strap a buttered side up piece of toast to the back of a cat and drop them? I mean *hiccup* toast always land buttered side down. Cats always land on their fffffffeet. *hiccup* Do we 'ave any more rum?"
"Oy! What's that!" shouted Will Turner, the first mate aboard. A huge golden ship flew out from behind a cloud. A boy in green was behind the wheel.
"THAT my friend is the reason I drink rum!" answered Jack right before he passed out.
"We are off to neva neva" Peter pan was cut off by the shooting of a pistol. He never got to say even the "L" of land as he fell off his ship. Down down..splash.
"AHHHH! YOU SHOT PETER PAN!" shouted Elizabeth as she shoved some random crewman over the side. "Peter! Peter! It's me! Wendy!"
"Wendy?" asked Will, perplexed.
"Err.right.my.er. nickname..."
"Wendy the nickname of Elizabeth?"
"Ummm.yeah."
"I want THAT ship!" said Jack, who awoke slightly more sober. He appeared still not to notice the Navy ships. "Come on.Attack!"
"Umm...right let's go!" said Will as he drew his sword. The giant golden ship, which was out of control, swerved near the Black Pearl. Elizabeth and Jack swung onto the deck. They heard yet another splash as Will fell into the water. Jack ran back and took hold of the steering wheel. He spun it around, and the great ship spun again, skimming the water. It raced strait at the Black Pearl.
"HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME!?" shouted Will from the water. Elizabeth ran and threw a rope over the side. In one swift motion Will grabbed the rope and swung onto the ship.
"That was really awesome, I know" boasted Will.
"Yeah it was pretty funny when you missed."
"'Wendy' you are supposed to tell me how awesome I am!" said Will, drawing Elizabeth closer.
"Sorry to interrupt you two, but we have a bit of a problem." said Jack, who dodged a bullet.
"Can't you take us any higher!" demanded Elizabeth.
"I am, just. hell, pass me a bottle of rum and take the wheel!" said Jack. Will ran over and took over steering as Elizabeth loaded another canon. "yeah, thanks for the rum.." grumbled Jack in response. He ran over and started wheeling a canon over to the left side of the ship. Elizabeth brought the barrol of canon balls over but Jack shook his head. Then he shoved the whole thing over the side. Even though they where way up in the sky they could see the mass smash in two.
"I think that was taken care of" said Jack smugly.
"What's that noise?" asked Will as the sky cracked in two.
"AHHHHH!"
"AHHHHH!"
"Must be a freak wormhole" added Jack as they where sucked into it.
"Where are we?" said Will, rubbing his head.
"We defiantly aren't in Neva Neva La- umm" Elizabeth stopped at the questioning glances from Jack and Will.
"We must me in Middle Earth" said Will.
"How do you know, mate?" asked Jack.
"The sign" And there was indeed, I big neon sign above a bustling harbor of elves, men, dwarfs and hobbits.
"Oh"
Hello! Like it so far? R+R! I will *try* and update tomorrow, but reviews are a big motivator. Who should I pair up? Any other comments? Sorry I had to mercilessly kill Peter Pan but I thought the flying ship would be a nice touch.
Our favorite ship with black sails was is a bit of a predicament. There where navy ships in all directions, closing in. The crew was scrambling to speed out of there, but unfortunately (but not surprisingly) their captain, Jack Sparrow was drunk.
"What.happens when you strap a buttered side up piece of toast to the back of a cat and drop them? I mean *hiccup* toast always land buttered side down. Cats always land on their fffffffeet. *hiccup* Do we 'ave any more rum?"
"Oy! What's that!" shouted Will Turner, the first mate aboard. A huge golden ship flew out from behind a cloud. A boy in green was behind the wheel.
"THAT my friend is the reason I drink rum!" answered Jack right before he passed out.
"We are off to neva neva" Peter pan was cut off by the shooting of a pistol. He never got to say even the "L" of land as he fell off his ship. Down down..splash.
"AHHHH! YOU SHOT PETER PAN!" shouted Elizabeth as she shoved some random crewman over the side. "Peter! Peter! It's me! Wendy!"
"Wendy?" asked Will, perplexed.
"Err.right.my.er. nickname..."
"Wendy the nickname of Elizabeth?"
"Ummm.yeah."
"I want THAT ship!" said Jack, who awoke slightly more sober. He appeared still not to notice the Navy ships. "Come on.Attack!"
"Umm...right let's go!" said Will as he drew his sword. The giant golden ship, which was out of control, swerved near the Black Pearl. Elizabeth and Jack swung onto the deck. They heard yet another splash as Will fell into the water. Jack ran back and took hold of the steering wheel. He spun it around, and the great ship spun again, skimming the water. It raced strait at the Black Pearl.
"HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME!?" shouted Will from the water. Elizabeth ran and threw a rope over the side. In one swift motion Will grabbed the rope and swung onto the ship.
"That was really awesome, I know" boasted Will.
"Yeah it was pretty funny when you missed."
"'Wendy' you are supposed to tell me how awesome I am!" said Will, drawing Elizabeth closer.
"Sorry to interrupt you two, but we have a bit of a problem." said Jack, who dodged a bullet.
"Can't you take us any higher!" demanded Elizabeth.
"I am, just. hell, pass me a bottle of rum and take the wheel!" said Jack. Will ran over and took over steering as Elizabeth loaded another canon. "yeah, thanks for the rum.." grumbled Jack in response. He ran over and started wheeling a canon over to the left side of the ship. Elizabeth brought the barrol of canon balls over but Jack shook his head. Then he shoved the whole thing over the side. Even though they where way up in the sky they could see the mass smash in two.
"I think that was taken care of" said Jack smugly.
"What's that noise?" asked Will as the sky cracked in two.
"AHHHHH!"
"AHHHHH!"
"Must be a freak wormhole" added Jack as they where sucked into it.
"Where are we?" said Will, rubbing his head.
"We defiantly aren't in Neva Neva La- umm" Elizabeth stopped at the questioning glances from Jack and Will.
"We must me in Middle Earth" said Will.
"How do you know, mate?" asked Jack.
"The sign" And there was indeed, I big neon sign above a bustling harbor of elves, men, dwarfs and hobbits.
"Oh"
Hello! Like it so far? R+R! I will *try* and update tomorrow, but reviews are a big motivator. Who should I pair up? Any other comments? Sorry I had to mercilessly kill Peter Pan but I thought the flying ship would be a nice touch.