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Spock raised an eyebrow, watching silently as his Captain gave the Romulans a few quiet commands. This was quite possibly the most illogical thing that he had seen all day. It was very close to impossible that the Captain had made allies of the Romulans - four out of three hundred, actually.

Spock continued watching for a few seconds longer, trying to puzzle things out in his head. Most likely there was some logic behind the Captain's decision.... if, in fact, it had been a decision.

He again raised his eyebrow, then began crawling at a steady pace back towards the others who he had left behind in the shaft. Once he reached them, he found things almost exactly as he had left them.

The humans were still arguing. This was very illogical - it had been approximately 2.421 minutes since Spock had left.


I'll say it one more time, in case you didn't hear me!the Yeoman was shouting angrily, Yeomen. Are. Not. Boring. End of discussion.

If Yeomen aren't boring, what is?the Doctor inquired,the only thing below Yeomans would have to be.... Klingons.

The Klingon shook his head, still smiling idyllically. No, Klingons are nice. We have the virtue to eat our food alive rather than make it suffer by burning it like you.

None of the humans or the Klingon had acknowledged Spock's presence in the vent. He cleared his throat. There was a slight silence, and then they all began talking again.

Ok, Koloth, I agree with you!the Doctor was shouting,But you have to help me get rid of this.. this... Yeoman!He spat the word out as if it was a curse. Otherwise the pancakes will get us! By god, Koloth, you have to help me or we'll never see our ship again!

Spock cleared his throat again, this time speaking as well.

I believe that our Captain has been forced into serving duty aboard this starship. I am not certain of the details.

The humans continued arguing. They were obviously having trouble hearing - Spock made a mental note to tell this to the Doctor. He repeated his statement, and this time Lieutenant Sulu looked up.

The Romulans have got Captain Kirk?

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Back on the Enterprise, Ensign Chekov was having a blast. At first it had been pretty boring, just sitting in the Captain's chair and doing nothing - but then he discovered that, at least for a few days, he was the official Captain of the Enterprise.

 Which meant that he could randomly find channels on the radio and talk on them. Right now he was having a wonderful discussion with some Klingons... Klingons were actually not as mean as they were cut out to be, the Ensign found.

Tell us you surrender your ship or we will destroy it!

The Ensign shrugged, and switched channels, just as the Chief Engineer entered the room.

Captain, I have the cake you ordered...

The Ensign grinned - who would have known it would be this fun to be a Captain? He laughed slightly as the Engineer left the room, and it was only then that he looked back down at his plate. Groaning, Ensign Chekov saw that the only thing his tray held was meatloaf.

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A/N- Sorry that this was so short. And sorry that it's been so long since I wrote anything. You see, I have the Ensign curse. I'm serious. Practically every bad thing you can think of has happened to me. If you think I'm lying....

- I sprained my wrist. Which is the main reason I haven't been writing.
- I got stuck in an elevator. (while I was in the elevator, I noticed that it looked like a turbolift and started cracking up because someone on ff.n wrote a story about someone getting stuck in a turbolift)
-A tornado touched down 3 miles from my house.
- I got lost in the woods multiple times. If you think that's bad, consider that I live in a city.

And lots and lost of other stuff! =D

Tavia - But it's FUN to make the characters do crazy things! =P Yes, it was a dreadful time to stop writing. Which is why I started writing again.

Ms. Vegeta Black - It's been a really long time so I don't remember at all what we were talking about.... I answered something? Ok, well... you're welcome.

Saurons Twin Sister - Sauron has a twin sister?!?! AAAAAH! *hides* Yeah, Spock is one of my favorite characters too. Mostly because he's Vulcan. Star Trek is a cool TV show because all of the alien species are different and they don't all say You. Must. Die. Now. for no reason at all.

Blynneda - I can't remember if you reviewed last chapter, but I might have deleted it accidentally like I am doing all the time... I'm always deleting things. Like my inbox. And my entire internet connection thing. AAA! Ok, sorry.... well, I'm glad you like it.

=)