Disclaimer: Orphen isn't mine, yeah I know...
---------- Chapter 11 ---------- The uh, freaky thing... attacks! ----------
"HEY!! STOP PEEPING YOU, uh, JERK!!" Krys shouted learning that Alan had been watching them ever since they left home then she realized something, "Uh oh that's not good..."
Orphen looked over at her, "What's not good?"
She looked over as if she had found out something horrible, "I'm starting to sound like Cleao."
He sighed, "Well, I don't think that's important right now."
She looked at Alan who was suddenly in her face and then she asked, "What are you doing?"
"I know you don't I?"
Krys and Orphen: O.O
"Uh, yeah..."
"So that's how you know my name and that's why you know what happened last night!!" Alan looked proud at his... ahem, discovery.
Krys and Orphen: OoO
Alan had a look of realization and looked around to see if anyone was there.
He leaned forward and whispered, "Hey, tell me how I can plant my, Cough, cough, cock, cough, cough in..."
Orphen: Ooo 'That's sick'
"Now that is sick..." Krys said as she walked away.
Alan finished after coughing and confirming they were alone, "...the ground?"
Krys and Orphen:0.0 'That's all he wanted to ask?'
"I don't know! Why the fuck are you asking me?!" Orphen shouted in his face.
Alan winced and trembled. He started to cry and ran to the other side of the clearing. (That wasn't too far away)
He shouted something very unusual to Orphen, "Trar geeee beles!! Co'ed mes tra!!!"
Krys looked over shocked, "Did he just speak..."
She stopped short as she noticed Orphen's expression. He looked amazed as if he had found a long lost brother or he had just been betrayed.
"Orphen? What's wrong?" Krys asked worriedly.
He didn't answer. He started walking forwards with the same look but Krys pulled him back.
"What's wrong Orphen?! What's wrong?!" Krys shouted as she tugged on his shirt.
He finally looked at her and as he spoke his jaw shook, "W-w-what d-d-did h- he s-say? Did he just say..."
Krys tuned him out realizing that he still could understand the Hellican language and now was lost in thought. When he started walking towards the blonde again Krys didn't even notice until her hands were holding nothing and they dropped to her side. She quickly lunged forward and grabbed his collar and pulled. She heard him choke from the sudden tug at his neck and was tempted to let him go, but she knew that Alan and his friends were trying to lead him into a trap. (It almost worked too, good thing she was there...) When Orphen fell to the ground he started gasping for air and Krys knelt down beside him and when he was breathing normally she helped him up.
She hugged Orphen tightly, "I'm sorry! I didn't want tot hurt you, it's just that Alan was leading you into a trap!"
Orphen being a little surprised from her sudden embracement he just let her do what she was doing. (Which would be talking and hugging)
When she let go he asked, "What trap?"
"Alan was supposed to lead you over there and his friends would jump you. Basically catch you unguarded." Krys explained.
Orphen looked over at Alan who was over one the other side still crying. Someone shot a gun or bazooka at Orphen but that didn't do anything. A shield had already been put up. Orphen's hand was extended in the direction it came from but he was still facing Krys who was staring behind Orphen at Merrill (Who's holding the gun) with her mouth opened.
"Well, Krys, BOOM I see BOOM what you BOOM were BOOM talking BOOM about. BOOM" Orphen said as Merrill crazily shot at him.
Even though she moved around, in front, in back, to the left, to the right, it was blocked every by a shield that the sorcerer had casted even though he wasn't concentrating at all and talking to Krys.
"FUCK YOU!!! YOU FUCKIN' DEVIL!!!" the cat-girl shouted in fury.
Orphen looked around, "Did you hear something?"
Krys: O.O 'All that commotion went on and he was casting spells AND that girl just shouted, and he DIDN'T NOTICE?!'
Orphen saw Merrill and sighed, "Why are you guys still trying to kill me? What did I do?"
Van jumped out and charged at him. Orphen moved to the side and Van's sword struck the tree behind him and got stuck.
When he finally pulled it out he answered, "You didn't do anything... your father did... that bastard... he... he killed the survivors! I don't want to kill another with demonic powers but you... you have HIS blood, that sick, sadistic bastard's blood running through your veins! Now, I must avenge them, all that he killed."
He charged again and missed and he missed and he missed, but eventually after hours of the same thing Van dropped to his knees still with the sword in his hands resting the blade on the ground.
"Geez, you're a little too ambitious about this whole 'revenge' thing. But, I don't understand, how is killing me going to avenge the survivors of..." Orphen realized that Van hadn't told the name of the clan of the survivor's.
"The draconian?" Van finished panting heavily.
"Yeah, them"
Van stood up slowly and fell back a few steps, "You should be wanting to get revenge too. He killed his own people, your people."
Orphen rubbed his head, "I really don't know what you're talking about. I've lived in only two places, Totoconta and Cerin, where I live now and no one has been hurt."
"So, what I've heard WAS true... you don't remember do you?" Hitomi asked.
Orphen was now more confused than ever before, "Remember what?"
Alan laughed, "You're the prince, the prince of the Hell-I-can clam."
"Uh, I'm a clam?"
"Alan you idiot!! It's Hellican CLAN!!!" Merrill shouted.
"Oh, right..."
Orphen thought a moment, "Ok, let me get this straight, so I'm the prince of this hall-in-sin cram..."
Krys leaned over and whispered, "Orphen, it's Hel-li-cin clan."
"Oh ok Hellican clan. Well anyway I'm the prince and you're trying to kill me because of what my so-called-father did? That's just as screwed up as the government." Orphen snubbed. (Insulted)
Van lifted the sword ready to charge, "Shut up! Fine if you want to live than tell me where your father is."
Orphen shouted back, "I DON'T KNOW!! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?! I WAS IN AN ORPHANAGE!!!"
"Then you shall die..." Van got ready to charge.
Just like before he missed and he missed and he missed and he missed, and once again after hours of doing so Van collapsed to the ground.
"God damn it, stand still will ya!!" Van ordered.
Orphen gave an uncertain expression, "Yeah, why didn't I think of that..." (Sarcastic)
Van got up and started to charge but Alan interrupted, "Hey Van, do you have that medicine with you? I feel weird."
Van slapped his hand to his face, "Shit, I forgot it."
Merrill seemed to get nervous than ran over to Van and whispered something to him.
"Hey uh, why does he need medicine?" Orphen asked kinda worried.
Van smirked, "You'll see. Alan! Me, Hitomi, and Merrill, are going back to get your medicine!"
"OK!" The blonde shouted back.
"Orphen we should go now..." Krys whispered in fearful tone.
Orphen was also sensing danger but he wanted to know why so he wouldn't leave.
Krys got even closer, "Come on. I really want to leave."
"Then why are you still here?" Orphen asked.
She stepped in front of him and got in his face, "Because you promised that you wouldn't leave me alone!!"
"Well, I'm not going anywhere." He stated.
"But you promised..." Krys whispered disappointed.
Orphen started to stare intently at Alan, "Well, I guess you're staying."
"What about that dream!!"
Orphen looked at the ground.
"Didn't it start out in a forest?" Krys pointed out.
He thought a moment and apprehended that Alan MIGHT have been the shadow, but then again it was much smarter than him, "Yes it did start out in the forest but I don't see anything harmful around here."
Alan complaining about some pains interrupted their conversation.
"OWWWY!! I hope they come back soon! I have hoddible (Horrible) pains!"
Orphen laughed, "LOL! Look! He can't even say horrible right!"
Krys was having the most difficult time holding back her laughter but managed to keep it under control.
The blonde started crying, "You're soooo mean!! What did I do?!"
"You tried to kill us." Orphen answered.
Krys tapped on his shoulder, "Hey that was a non-rhetorical question."
Orphen turned to face her, "I know. I just felt like answering."
Alan got his attention, "Tra! Co'ed mes tra!" (YOU, I'LL KILL YOU!!!!)
A powerful gust of wind was suddenly conjured up out of nowhere and it nearly blew the two away. (Krys and Orphen) Orphen somehow could sense the power in the blonde rising rapidly and when the power reached its peek he started to float. A flash lit up the night sky and then dimmed so that the midnight blue was once again revealed. When Orphen and Krys could finally see again they looked around the clearing and found that everything was normal, but there was something missing.
Krys looked around, "Where's Alan?"
"Maybe he blew himself up." Orphen joked.
She thought a second, "Well, maybe his friends came and got him."
Orphen shrugged but then something caught his eye. There was a pink squirrel sitting on a branch staring at him.
"Hey Krys is that a squirrel?" He asked baffled.
She walked towards the tree it was in, "Yeah it is. That's strange, why isn't it scared of us?" she made as much noise as she could and threw rocks at the squirrel but it didn't budge, "and why is it..." she shivered, "pink?"
(What happens when the unstoppable object meets the unmovable object? E- mail me if you find the answer! E-mail address: TsuaraKuraihotmail.com)
Orphen shrugged again and stood next to her, "It might have pink o' alteran."
"What?" her brain melted trying to figure out what he was talking about, "You better not touch it then."
Orphen smirked indicating that there wasn't really a disease by that name.
"Orphen!!! You little!" she shouted.
She jumped on his back and playfully fought with him.
He laughed a little, "Krys! Come on stop!" he noticed the squirrel was acting strange so he flipped Krys off his back and onto the ground and pinned her there, "Stop! Look." He pointed to the squirrel, "Why is it acting so strange?"
Orphen let her up and she examined the squirrel, "You mean why is it growling at us? Don't know, unless it's a... ORPHEN!!! GET BACK DOWN HERE!!"
Orphen was climbing up the tree so he could see the squirrel up close. When he got there he stretched out a hand to touch it but it jumped down and to their surprise it morphed into a pink bird and flew into another tree!
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Orphen asked.
Krys thought a moment, "I don't know... what ARE you thinking?"
He smirked, "It might sound REALLY stupid but I think that pink bird is... Alan."
"Well I don't see how that could be but it's the only unusual object here." She replied.
Orphen climbed the other tree it was in and took out some birdseed.
"Is that? ORPHEN!! STOP GOING THROUGH MY STUFF!!! THAT'S REALLY EXPENSIVE!!!" Krys shouted.
He ignored her and extended his hand to the bird. Suddenly it changed into a pink tiger and launched itself at Orphen. Orphen moved out of the way but lost his balance and fell out of the tree. He closed his eyes tightly and expected pain to flow throughout his whole body but instead felt pain in both shoulders. He clenched his teeth as the pain from before came back. (From the time the ghost had injured his shoulders. They were still sore) He opened his eyes and saw this pink Phoenix carrying him. Its talons dug into his shoulders cause him to bleed and suddenly giant stones started flying by the Phoenix's head causing the bird to dance out of the way. They both looked down and saw Krys tossing huge stones at the firebird.
"LET HIM GO ALAN!!! YOU ASSHOLE!!!"
Krys picked up another stone and threw it, this time it actually hit his head and knock him out cold leaving Orphen at the mercy of gravity. The bird's weight was going to crush Orphen if he didn't get out from underneath but its talons were gripping too tightly for him to get free without injuring himself. Since he didn't have enough time to peel them off he had only one choice. He ripped both his shoulders out of the bird's claws as hard as he could, tearing his flesh. He clenched his teeth even harder as he removed the talons from his skin and at last, he was free from its grip. When the bird was close enough to hitting the ground Orphen jumped and landed on both feet. Since they were falling at high speed his knees gave in and he collapsed almost instantly. Krys ran over to see if he was alright.
"Hey! You ok? Whoa... what did you do to yourself?" Krys said as she observed his wounds.
He smirked and covered his shoulder with his hand, "Don't worry, I can fix it."
Just as he spoke his hand glowed a scarlet color and his wounds were instantly gone.
"Again, why is it red?" Orphen asked himself.
Krys leaned down, "Huh? What's red?"
"My magic."
"I thought it was always red, it was the first time I saw you cast a spell." Krys told him as she looked over at the fallen phoenix.
"It was purple before I met you." He retorted.
She looked back at him and grabbed him by his collar, "Are you saying it's MY fault it's a different color?! And besides, why does it matter?"
He pulled her hand off, "Yes I am saying it's your fault and it matters because red magic is the devil's power! And unless I'm a relative of him or I've been tainted by a demon, it's a BAD OMEN!!! So either way it's not good!"
"Well, SORRY! Maybe I should've just let my dog EAT YOU the first time we met!" Krys shouted in his face.
He got closer to hers, "WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE!!!"
Krys grabbed the dagger off his belt and put it on hers, then she started walking away. She was swung around and cuffed in the face by Orphen. She sat up on the ground and looked stunned, but when she touched her bleeding lip and saw blood she looked enraged. She stood up and cracked her knuckles.
"So that's the way you want to play... fine then, I'll gladly play along..." She said with a smirk.
She ran up and threw a fist at Orphen and succeeded in clouting his right cheek. He sat on the ground a minute and ran back after coming back to his senses. She dodged his punches and he dodged hers. They beat each other senseless and they ended up using swords and magic. Orphen would disappear and reappeared behind her and she would use tricky sword techniques that seemed to work every time. At last it ended. Orphen transported behind her but before he knew it, Krys twisted around and jumped over his head. She threw the sword at a downward strike and cut his back deeply. Orphen still stunned she tackled him and sent him flying forward in to a tree. She was about to strike again when he stood up and flipped her on her back. He pinned her there and his face got closer to hers though she didn't notice. As she was struggling something warm gently touched her lips and calmed her. (A/N: Again... --) Orphen's kiss deepened to a point where Krys didn't want to separate from his lips. It seemed so loving and warm and... well, perfect. When they did separate Orphen let her go and was holding his head as if he had done something he didn't want to do.
Flipping over off the ground and getting on her knees she asked him, "What's wrong?"
"I-I-I'm sorry... I felt so angry, so I needed to..."
He stopped short to a roar that seemed to echo throughout the woods. Krys looked past Orphen over and were the Phoenix once was, now where a pink dragon stood. (A/N: I'M SOO MAD!! I'M INSULTING DRAGONS!!! T.T) It swung its tail hitting Orphen and sent him flying to the left. Krys ran as fast as she could towards him dodging its tail and claws in the process.
When she finally reached him she leaned down and shook him, "Orphen, wake up, please wake up."
He moaned, "I'm... fine... just a little... tired..." As he finished he sat up and leaned against the tree behind him and noticed the dragon, "WTF?! I don't think I can move fast enough to kill it."
"Don't worry about it. I'll kill it." (A/N: YES! MUST DESTROY PINK!!)
"But how? You don't have any powers." (A/N: Do not defy the powers of red and blue! They are the ultimate colors that will DESTROY PINK!!!) Orphen proved a point... or so it seemed.
She stepped in front of him and put her sword to the side, "Trust me, there's a lot about me that you don't know."
Orphen's full attention was brought to her instead of the dragon and he watched her movements. She stretched out her hand and pointed her palm at the dragon's heart. A sudden stream of light shot from her palm and pierced its scales and through its heart. It wailed in pain and swung itself wildly about the place. At last it disintegrated and all the damage it had caused was somehow fixed and was back to normal, except for Krys and Orphen who were sitting or standing all worn out.
Orphen looked at Krys, "What did you just do? That's a spell that I've never seen or heard of."
"It's not a spell, silly! It's an energy release!" Krys shouted back sounding a little tired.
"Ok, what's that?" He asked.
"I always hated that question, because I don't know the answer! The only thing I know about it is that it uses up your energy instead of your magical ability." She answered.
He sighed and crawled towards her, "Hey, uh so you want to continue this... date? If it really is one."
She giggled, "I guess it's a date. But I think it's just about over and I'm too tired to go home, what about you?"
"The same."
They went to a spot that they could see the moon and were they could lean on a tree. They sat there and Krys leaned on Orphen's shoulder. To her surprise he leaned his head on hers and wrapped his arm around her. He suddenly remembered something and jumped up to reach in his pockets. He pulled out two sake can that he had saved from that one night.
He handed one to her, "Do you want it?"
"Sure. I'm not an alcoholic though." Krys said as she took it.
He sat down, "I'm not an alcoholic either."
They drank all of it and both were drunk out of their minds. They went to town and did crazy things like jumping out of cars that were about to crash, spray-painting fancy restaurants (Including 'the moonlight kiss') and people's windows. They glued everyone's mailboxes shut including their own and they set off fire alarms. They watched as fire trucks gathered around asking why the alarms went off when there was no fire. All had found that their ovens stoves and broilers had been turned on which caused enough smoke to set off the alarms. The restaurants were complaining that people had been writing violent messages on the walls and others saying that their cars were missing or crashed. When all the excitement was over the two drunken people wobbled back to the forest where they had their encounter with the demon. They sat down and kissed each other uncontrollably and eventually they started to fling off their cloths.
A/N: funny, funny, funny, no? Well PLEASE GIVE ME A REVIEW ON WHETHER YOU LIKED IT OR NOT!!!
---------- Chapter 11 ---------- The uh, freaky thing... attacks! ----------
"HEY!! STOP PEEPING YOU, uh, JERK!!" Krys shouted learning that Alan had been watching them ever since they left home then she realized something, "Uh oh that's not good..."
Orphen looked over at her, "What's not good?"
She looked over as if she had found out something horrible, "I'm starting to sound like Cleao."
He sighed, "Well, I don't think that's important right now."
She looked at Alan who was suddenly in her face and then she asked, "What are you doing?"
"I know you don't I?"
Krys and Orphen: O.O
"Uh, yeah..."
"So that's how you know my name and that's why you know what happened last night!!" Alan looked proud at his... ahem, discovery.
Krys and Orphen: OoO
Alan had a look of realization and looked around to see if anyone was there.
He leaned forward and whispered, "Hey, tell me how I can plant my, Cough, cough, cock, cough, cough in..."
Orphen: Ooo 'That's sick'
"Now that is sick..." Krys said as she walked away.
Alan finished after coughing and confirming they were alone, "...the ground?"
Krys and Orphen:0.0 'That's all he wanted to ask?'
"I don't know! Why the fuck are you asking me?!" Orphen shouted in his face.
Alan winced and trembled. He started to cry and ran to the other side of the clearing. (That wasn't too far away)
He shouted something very unusual to Orphen, "Trar geeee beles!! Co'ed mes tra!!!"
Krys looked over shocked, "Did he just speak..."
She stopped short as she noticed Orphen's expression. He looked amazed as if he had found a long lost brother or he had just been betrayed.
"Orphen? What's wrong?" Krys asked worriedly.
He didn't answer. He started walking forwards with the same look but Krys pulled him back.
"What's wrong Orphen?! What's wrong?!" Krys shouted as she tugged on his shirt.
He finally looked at her and as he spoke his jaw shook, "W-w-what d-d-did h- he s-say? Did he just say..."
Krys tuned him out realizing that he still could understand the Hellican language and now was lost in thought. When he started walking towards the blonde again Krys didn't even notice until her hands were holding nothing and they dropped to her side. She quickly lunged forward and grabbed his collar and pulled. She heard him choke from the sudden tug at his neck and was tempted to let him go, but she knew that Alan and his friends were trying to lead him into a trap. (It almost worked too, good thing she was there...) When Orphen fell to the ground he started gasping for air and Krys knelt down beside him and when he was breathing normally she helped him up.
She hugged Orphen tightly, "I'm sorry! I didn't want tot hurt you, it's just that Alan was leading you into a trap!"
Orphen being a little surprised from her sudden embracement he just let her do what she was doing. (Which would be talking and hugging)
When she let go he asked, "What trap?"
"Alan was supposed to lead you over there and his friends would jump you. Basically catch you unguarded." Krys explained.
Orphen looked over at Alan who was over one the other side still crying. Someone shot a gun or bazooka at Orphen but that didn't do anything. A shield had already been put up. Orphen's hand was extended in the direction it came from but he was still facing Krys who was staring behind Orphen at Merrill (Who's holding the gun) with her mouth opened.
"Well, Krys, BOOM I see BOOM what you BOOM were BOOM talking BOOM about. BOOM" Orphen said as Merrill crazily shot at him.
Even though she moved around, in front, in back, to the left, to the right, it was blocked every by a shield that the sorcerer had casted even though he wasn't concentrating at all and talking to Krys.
"FUCK YOU!!! YOU FUCKIN' DEVIL!!!" the cat-girl shouted in fury.
Orphen looked around, "Did you hear something?"
Krys: O.O 'All that commotion went on and he was casting spells AND that girl just shouted, and he DIDN'T NOTICE?!'
Orphen saw Merrill and sighed, "Why are you guys still trying to kill me? What did I do?"
Van jumped out and charged at him. Orphen moved to the side and Van's sword struck the tree behind him and got stuck.
When he finally pulled it out he answered, "You didn't do anything... your father did... that bastard... he... he killed the survivors! I don't want to kill another with demonic powers but you... you have HIS blood, that sick, sadistic bastard's blood running through your veins! Now, I must avenge them, all that he killed."
He charged again and missed and he missed and he missed, but eventually after hours of the same thing Van dropped to his knees still with the sword in his hands resting the blade on the ground.
"Geez, you're a little too ambitious about this whole 'revenge' thing. But, I don't understand, how is killing me going to avenge the survivors of..." Orphen realized that Van hadn't told the name of the clan of the survivor's.
"The draconian?" Van finished panting heavily.
"Yeah, them"
Van stood up slowly and fell back a few steps, "You should be wanting to get revenge too. He killed his own people, your people."
Orphen rubbed his head, "I really don't know what you're talking about. I've lived in only two places, Totoconta and Cerin, where I live now and no one has been hurt."
"So, what I've heard WAS true... you don't remember do you?" Hitomi asked.
Orphen was now more confused than ever before, "Remember what?"
Alan laughed, "You're the prince, the prince of the Hell-I-can clam."
"Uh, I'm a clam?"
"Alan you idiot!! It's Hellican CLAN!!!" Merrill shouted.
"Oh, right..."
Orphen thought a moment, "Ok, let me get this straight, so I'm the prince of this hall-in-sin cram..."
Krys leaned over and whispered, "Orphen, it's Hel-li-cin clan."
"Oh ok Hellican clan. Well anyway I'm the prince and you're trying to kill me because of what my so-called-father did? That's just as screwed up as the government." Orphen snubbed. (Insulted)
Van lifted the sword ready to charge, "Shut up! Fine if you want to live than tell me where your father is."
Orphen shouted back, "I DON'T KNOW!! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?! I WAS IN AN ORPHANAGE!!!"
"Then you shall die..." Van got ready to charge.
Just like before he missed and he missed and he missed and he missed, and once again after hours of doing so Van collapsed to the ground.
"God damn it, stand still will ya!!" Van ordered.
Orphen gave an uncertain expression, "Yeah, why didn't I think of that..." (Sarcastic)
Van got up and started to charge but Alan interrupted, "Hey Van, do you have that medicine with you? I feel weird."
Van slapped his hand to his face, "Shit, I forgot it."
Merrill seemed to get nervous than ran over to Van and whispered something to him.
"Hey uh, why does he need medicine?" Orphen asked kinda worried.
Van smirked, "You'll see. Alan! Me, Hitomi, and Merrill, are going back to get your medicine!"
"OK!" The blonde shouted back.
"Orphen we should go now..." Krys whispered in fearful tone.
Orphen was also sensing danger but he wanted to know why so he wouldn't leave.
Krys got even closer, "Come on. I really want to leave."
"Then why are you still here?" Orphen asked.
She stepped in front of him and got in his face, "Because you promised that you wouldn't leave me alone!!"
"Well, I'm not going anywhere." He stated.
"But you promised..." Krys whispered disappointed.
Orphen started to stare intently at Alan, "Well, I guess you're staying."
"What about that dream!!"
Orphen looked at the ground.
"Didn't it start out in a forest?" Krys pointed out.
He thought a moment and apprehended that Alan MIGHT have been the shadow, but then again it was much smarter than him, "Yes it did start out in the forest but I don't see anything harmful around here."
Alan complaining about some pains interrupted their conversation.
"OWWWY!! I hope they come back soon! I have hoddible (Horrible) pains!"
Orphen laughed, "LOL! Look! He can't even say horrible right!"
Krys was having the most difficult time holding back her laughter but managed to keep it under control.
The blonde started crying, "You're soooo mean!! What did I do?!"
"You tried to kill us." Orphen answered.
Krys tapped on his shoulder, "Hey that was a non-rhetorical question."
Orphen turned to face her, "I know. I just felt like answering."
Alan got his attention, "Tra! Co'ed mes tra!" (YOU, I'LL KILL YOU!!!!)
A powerful gust of wind was suddenly conjured up out of nowhere and it nearly blew the two away. (Krys and Orphen) Orphen somehow could sense the power in the blonde rising rapidly and when the power reached its peek he started to float. A flash lit up the night sky and then dimmed so that the midnight blue was once again revealed. When Orphen and Krys could finally see again they looked around the clearing and found that everything was normal, but there was something missing.
Krys looked around, "Where's Alan?"
"Maybe he blew himself up." Orphen joked.
She thought a second, "Well, maybe his friends came and got him."
Orphen shrugged but then something caught his eye. There was a pink squirrel sitting on a branch staring at him.
"Hey Krys is that a squirrel?" He asked baffled.
She walked towards the tree it was in, "Yeah it is. That's strange, why isn't it scared of us?" she made as much noise as she could and threw rocks at the squirrel but it didn't budge, "and why is it..." she shivered, "pink?"
(What happens when the unstoppable object meets the unmovable object? E- mail me if you find the answer! E-mail address: TsuaraKuraihotmail.com)
Orphen shrugged again and stood next to her, "It might have pink o' alteran."
"What?" her brain melted trying to figure out what he was talking about, "You better not touch it then."
Orphen smirked indicating that there wasn't really a disease by that name.
"Orphen!!! You little!" she shouted.
She jumped on his back and playfully fought with him.
He laughed a little, "Krys! Come on stop!" he noticed the squirrel was acting strange so he flipped Krys off his back and onto the ground and pinned her there, "Stop! Look." He pointed to the squirrel, "Why is it acting so strange?"
Orphen let her up and she examined the squirrel, "You mean why is it growling at us? Don't know, unless it's a... ORPHEN!!! GET BACK DOWN HERE!!"
Orphen was climbing up the tree so he could see the squirrel up close. When he got there he stretched out a hand to touch it but it jumped down and to their surprise it morphed into a pink bird and flew into another tree!
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Orphen asked.
Krys thought a moment, "I don't know... what ARE you thinking?"
He smirked, "It might sound REALLY stupid but I think that pink bird is... Alan."
"Well I don't see how that could be but it's the only unusual object here." She replied.
Orphen climbed the other tree it was in and took out some birdseed.
"Is that? ORPHEN!! STOP GOING THROUGH MY STUFF!!! THAT'S REALLY EXPENSIVE!!!" Krys shouted.
He ignored her and extended his hand to the bird. Suddenly it changed into a pink tiger and launched itself at Orphen. Orphen moved out of the way but lost his balance and fell out of the tree. He closed his eyes tightly and expected pain to flow throughout his whole body but instead felt pain in both shoulders. He clenched his teeth as the pain from before came back. (From the time the ghost had injured his shoulders. They were still sore) He opened his eyes and saw this pink Phoenix carrying him. Its talons dug into his shoulders cause him to bleed and suddenly giant stones started flying by the Phoenix's head causing the bird to dance out of the way. They both looked down and saw Krys tossing huge stones at the firebird.
"LET HIM GO ALAN!!! YOU ASSHOLE!!!"
Krys picked up another stone and threw it, this time it actually hit his head and knock him out cold leaving Orphen at the mercy of gravity. The bird's weight was going to crush Orphen if he didn't get out from underneath but its talons were gripping too tightly for him to get free without injuring himself. Since he didn't have enough time to peel them off he had only one choice. He ripped both his shoulders out of the bird's claws as hard as he could, tearing his flesh. He clenched his teeth even harder as he removed the talons from his skin and at last, he was free from its grip. When the bird was close enough to hitting the ground Orphen jumped and landed on both feet. Since they were falling at high speed his knees gave in and he collapsed almost instantly. Krys ran over to see if he was alright.
"Hey! You ok? Whoa... what did you do to yourself?" Krys said as she observed his wounds.
He smirked and covered his shoulder with his hand, "Don't worry, I can fix it."
Just as he spoke his hand glowed a scarlet color and his wounds were instantly gone.
"Again, why is it red?" Orphen asked himself.
Krys leaned down, "Huh? What's red?"
"My magic."
"I thought it was always red, it was the first time I saw you cast a spell." Krys told him as she looked over at the fallen phoenix.
"It was purple before I met you." He retorted.
She looked back at him and grabbed him by his collar, "Are you saying it's MY fault it's a different color?! And besides, why does it matter?"
He pulled her hand off, "Yes I am saying it's your fault and it matters because red magic is the devil's power! And unless I'm a relative of him or I've been tainted by a demon, it's a BAD OMEN!!! So either way it's not good!"
"Well, SORRY! Maybe I should've just let my dog EAT YOU the first time we met!" Krys shouted in his face.
He got closer to hers, "WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE!!!"
Krys grabbed the dagger off his belt and put it on hers, then she started walking away. She was swung around and cuffed in the face by Orphen. She sat up on the ground and looked stunned, but when she touched her bleeding lip and saw blood she looked enraged. She stood up and cracked her knuckles.
"So that's the way you want to play... fine then, I'll gladly play along..." She said with a smirk.
She ran up and threw a fist at Orphen and succeeded in clouting his right cheek. He sat on the ground a minute and ran back after coming back to his senses. She dodged his punches and he dodged hers. They beat each other senseless and they ended up using swords and magic. Orphen would disappear and reappeared behind her and she would use tricky sword techniques that seemed to work every time. At last it ended. Orphen transported behind her but before he knew it, Krys twisted around and jumped over his head. She threw the sword at a downward strike and cut his back deeply. Orphen still stunned she tackled him and sent him flying forward in to a tree. She was about to strike again when he stood up and flipped her on her back. He pinned her there and his face got closer to hers though she didn't notice. As she was struggling something warm gently touched her lips and calmed her. (A/N: Again... --) Orphen's kiss deepened to a point where Krys didn't want to separate from his lips. It seemed so loving and warm and... well, perfect. When they did separate Orphen let her go and was holding his head as if he had done something he didn't want to do.
Flipping over off the ground and getting on her knees she asked him, "What's wrong?"
"I-I-I'm sorry... I felt so angry, so I needed to..."
He stopped short to a roar that seemed to echo throughout the woods. Krys looked past Orphen over and were the Phoenix once was, now where a pink dragon stood. (A/N: I'M SOO MAD!! I'M INSULTING DRAGONS!!! T.T) It swung its tail hitting Orphen and sent him flying to the left. Krys ran as fast as she could towards him dodging its tail and claws in the process.
When she finally reached him she leaned down and shook him, "Orphen, wake up, please wake up."
He moaned, "I'm... fine... just a little... tired..." As he finished he sat up and leaned against the tree behind him and noticed the dragon, "WTF?! I don't think I can move fast enough to kill it."
"Don't worry about it. I'll kill it." (A/N: YES! MUST DESTROY PINK!!)
"But how? You don't have any powers." (A/N: Do not defy the powers of red and blue! They are the ultimate colors that will DESTROY PINK!!!) Orphen proved a point... or so it seemed.
She stepped in front of him and put her sword to the side, "Trust me, there's a lot about me that you don't know."
Orphen's full attention was brought to her instead of the dragon and he watched her movements. She stretched out her hand and pointed her palm at the dragon's heart. A sudden stream of light shot from her palm and pierced its scales and through its heart. It wailed in pain and swung itself wildly about the place. At last it disintegrated and all the damage it had caused was somehow fixed and was back to normal, except for Krys and Orphen who were sitting or standing all worn out.
Orphen looked at Krys, "What did you just do? That's a spell that I've never seen or heard of."
"It's not a spell, silly! It's an energy release!" Krys shouted back sounding a little tired.
"Ok, what's that?" He asked.
"I always hated that question, because I don't know the answer! The only thing I know about it is that it uses up your energy instead of your magical ability." She answered.
He sighed and crawled towards her, "Hey, uh so you want to continue this... date? If it really is one."
She giggled, "I guess it's a date. But I think it's just about over and I'm too tired to go home, what about you?"
"The same."
They went to a spot that they could see the moon and were they could lean on a tree. They sat there and Krys leaned on Orphen's shoulder. To her surprise he leaned his head on hers and wrapped his arm around her. He suddenly remembered something and jumped up to reach in his pockets. He pulled out two sake can that he had saved from that one night.
He handed one to her, "Do you want it?"
"Sure. I'm not an alcoholic though." Krys said as she took it.
He sat down, "I'm not an alcoholic either."
They drank all of it and both were drunk out of their minds. They went to town and did crazy things like jumping out of cars that were about to crash, spray-painting fancy restaurants (Including 'the moonlight kiss') and people's windows. They glued everyone's mailboxes shut including their own and they set off fire alarms. They watched as fire trucks gathered around asking why the alarms went off when there was no fire. All had found that their ovens stoves and broilers had been turned on which caused enough smoke to set off the alarms. The restaurants were complaining that people had been writing violent messages on the walls and others saying that their cars were missing or crashed. When all the excitement was over the two drunken people wobbled back to the forest where they had their encounter with the demon. They sat down and kissed each other uncontrollably and eventually they started to fling off their cloths.
A/N: funny, funny, funny, no? Well PLEASE GIVE ME A REVIEW ON WHETHER YOU LIKED IT OR NOT!!!