Breakfast
Ahh, breakfast! The most important meal of the day...or is it? I don't really know and I could care less. What I do know is that if it's made good and to your taste, it's one awesome dish in the morning. Don't get me wrong, everyone has a unique taste in different things, but unfortunately no one has mine. I love tofu. Love it. To me, you gotta be crazy to not like it. Example A: Cyborg. Notice how the over sized icebox chomps down excessive amounts of bloody slaughtered meat. He has no real taste of good home-style tofu, made by yours truly.
He'll have to deal with it. I'm cooking, I'm choosin what they gotta eat. If he doesn't like it, he can make his own breakfast. I put the plates full of delicious food, tofu, waffles, and toast with soymilk, at each and every seat, proud of my work. "What a fantastic and wonderful feast!" I turned around to see who had complimented my work. It was Star. "Beast Boy, this is amazing! It was very thoughtful of you to make us a breakfast feast!" she went on. "It was my pleasure, Star." I smiled. At least someone said something that wasn't, "Aww man, it's that tofu stuff!" or "I'm having herbal tea instead."
I was feeling great until I noticed the small monkey in her arms. My monkey! "Star! Why do you have...that?!" I pointed a shaky finger at the monkey. "Oh, this is a wonderful man-made creation! It is an adorable and truly mysterious device." She hugged the thing with all her heart. I should slap myself for sayin this, but...It was my monkey! I wanted it back! I had it since my diaper days...uh ahem! Back to Star...hehe.
I had never seen Star so crazy about monkeys before. She really wanted it, but I couldn't give it up. I wouldn't! "Please, Beast Boy?! I would like to add the mysterious chimp to my collection!" she begged as she tugged on one arm of the monkey, while I had the other. "Star! This is mine! I can get you another one that looks just like it!" "Please?!" "Are you two fighting over a toy monkey?"
A drone, monotone voice interrupted our little argument. I turned and dropped the arm of my monkey; Starfire crushed it into her chest, not daring to let it go. "You can't be serious." Raven gave me a look that I knew this wasn't gonna be our little secret. I just waited for her to rush outta the room, first to tell Jamina, then Cy, and Robin.
"I very much want this small mechanical monkey, but Beast Boy will not let me have it. I know it is wrong to ask for another's belongings, but it will perfectly fit in with my collection!" explained Starfire, making me want Mumbo to cast one of his spells and make me disappear. "Beast Boy won't let you have his little monkey? Awww."
"What monkey?" Jamina, Robin, and Cy walked into the kitchen. They came from nowhere! "Take it!" I shouted at Star. She jumped gleefully and squeaked, running to her room with her new precious treasure. "What was that all about?" Cy asked me. "Nothin..." I moaned. I was gonna regret giving my monkey to Star.
I watch Cyborg sit down and put the food in his mouth. Three, two, one. "Awww man! It's that tofu stuff, again!" Right on cue. I sighed. He'd never appreciate my cooking. There were always others. "Beast Boy?" Starfire came back. Here is was. The end. I held my breath. "Are you sure that you are not getting married?" Everyone laughed when they looked at me. I'm not sure if it was the question that made them laugh or my expression.
Ahh, breakfast! The most important meal of the day...or is it? I don't really know and I could care less. What I do know is that if it's made good and to your taste, it's one awesome dish in the morning. Don't get me wrong, everyone has a unique taste in different things, but unfortunately no one has mine. I love tofu. Love it. To me, you gotta be crazy to not like it. Example A: Cyborg. Notice how the over sized icebox chomps down excessive amounts of bloody slaughtered meat. He has no real taste of good home-style tofu, made by yours truly.
He'll have to deal with it. I'm cooking, I'm choosin what they gotta eat. If he doesn't like it, he can make his own breakfast. I put the plates full of delicious food, tofu, waffles, and toast with soymilk, at each and every seat, proud of my work. "What a fantastic and wonderful feast!" I turned around to see who had complimented my work. It was Star. "Beast Boy, this is amazing! It was very thoughtful of you to make us a breakfast feast!" she went on. "It was my pleasure, Star." I smiled. At least someone said something that wasn't, "Aww man, it's that tofu stuff!" or "I'm having herbal tea instead."
I was feeling great until I noticed the small monkey in her arms. My monkey! "Star! Why do you have...that?!" I pointed a shaky finger at the monkey. "Oh, this is a wonderful man-made creation! It is an adorable and truly mysterious device." She hugged the thing with all her heart. I should slap myself for sayin this, but...It was my monkey! I wanted it back! I had it since my diaper days...uh ahem! Back to Star...hehe.
I had never seen Star so crazy about monkeys before. She really wanted it, but I couldn't give it up. I wouldn't! "Please, Beast Boy?! I would like to add the mysterious chimp to my collection!" she begged as she tugged on one arm of the monkey, while I had the other. "Star! This is mine! I can get you another one that looks just like it!" "Please?!" "Are you two fighting over a toy monkey?"
A drone, monotone voice interrupted our little argument. I turned and dropped the arm of my monkey; Starfire crushed it into her chest, not daring to let it go. "You can't be serious." Raven gave me a look that I knew this wasn't gonna be our little secret. I just waited for her to rush outta the room, first to tell Jamina, then Cy, and Robin.
"I very much want this small mechanical monkey, but Beast Boy will not let me have it. I know it is wrong to ask for another's belongings, but it will perfectly fit in with my collection!" explained Starfire, making me want Mumbo to cast one of his spells and make me disappear. "Beast Boy won't let you have his little monkey? Awww."
"What monkey?" Jamina, Robin, and Cy walked into the kitchen. They came from nowhere! "Take it!" I shouted at Star. She jumped gleefully and squeaked, running to her room with her new precious treasure. "What was that all about?" Cy asked me. "Nothin..." I moaned. I was gonna regret giving my monkey to Star.
I watch Cyborg sit down and put the food in his mouth. Three, two, one. "Awww man! It's that tofu stuff, again!" Right on cue. I sighed. He'd never appreciate my cooking. There were always others. "Beast Boy?" Starfire came back. Here is was. The end. I held my breath. "Are you sure that you are not getting married?" Everyone laughed when they looked at me. I'm not sure if it was the question that made them laugh or my expression.