The Diary

I knocked on the door, "Starfire?" The door opened to reveal what I thought was a circus clown. "AHHH!" I jumped backwards in shock, falling down. "What is the matter, Beast Boy? What has caused you to stumble?" asked Starfire. "Ahh, erm, I think you used a little too much make up, Star?" She thought a minute, "Perhaps you are correct. I shall remove some from my face." She turned to go back into her room but then looked at me, "Did you need my assistance?" "Ahh, no I didn't. But Robin did." I tried to look as innocent as I could. It worked because she cleaned herself up and went looking for Robin.

"Sweet!" I crept into her room and searched for my monkey. Knowing Star, she'd probably dress it up and put some of that make up on it, too. After looking for ten minutes I stopped. "Am I really trying to steal back a toy monkey? What am I? Two?" I was on my way out when something caught my eye. It was pink and fuzzy. AND it was OPEN!

"Happy Birthday to me!" I sang quietly. I made sure no one was in the hallway. Last thing I needed was her racing down and catching me reading this. "Well, let's see what she writes here..." I flipped to the beginning.

Dear daily recording device booklet,

I reread the first line. "Whatever happened to dear diary?" I kept reading.

I have truly been given the most wonderful friends any person could ever receive! Robin is very kind and thoughtful, he also enjoys to train and improve his skills...

Blah, blah, blah, where's the stuff about me? I flipped through a couple of more pages until I saw my name.

BEAST BOY IS A KLORBAG VARBLER NELK!

Not exactly was I was looking for...I couldn't believe it! I couldn't find anything about me! Then, I finally found some pages. I was about to give up! That would've been a total waste of time of sneaking and thieving. On one page where bunches of pictures, all glued in so they wouldn't get lost or anything like that. She even had one of my favorites. It was the one that we were all bummed out on the couch. We actually let her take the picture, we were feeling good that day. We had beat Slade.

Beast Boy brings humor to our team. He does his best to make us smile. He tries very hard to make Raven laugh, but has had no such luck. Raven has never laughed at Beast Boy's jokes. I have even attempted to make her laugh. I do know one person who laughs at everyone's jokes. That is Jamina.

All right! Jamina's up. And Raven does think I'm funny, she just ......uhh....doesn't wanna admit it. Yeah, that's right.

Cyborg has informed me that Beast Boy has a 'crush' on Jamina...

CYBORG WHAT?! The first time I read that I think my heart stopped. I was gonna yell 'NO!' but then I remembered that I was in Star's room. Oh that two-faced, dirty, rottin, no good, back-stabbing, lying, cheating, pathetic, loser, creep, son-of-a-...!!! I took a deep breath in. There was nothing else I could do. Starfire wasn't good at keeping secrets! She could let it slip at any time!

I kept reading. I don't know, maybe it soothed my anger against Cyborg. I thought I could tell him stuff like that but I guess not. The only ones who I thought didn't know were Jamina and Starfire. No offence, but like I said before, she can't keep secrets. Raven, I don't think she cared, but she knows what J likes so there's a helper there. Robin recently found out. Me an Cy were talkin loud. I need to quiet down when I talk about this things.

I think it is a wonderful thing that Beast Boy has feelings toward Jamina. Cyborg had told me that it was to be a secret and that I must never tell anyone, not even Beast Boy, that I know. I feel that I must tell Jamina...

Well there you go. I just wanna thank the dude who wrecked my life, and the alien girl for telling, anyone else I wanna mention? Oh yeah, and the dude who makes those slammin nachos with cheese at the movie theater. I dared to read on.

...but I do not think it is wise to do so unless I have received permission from Beast Boy that I am allowed to. I think Beast Boy should tell Jamina how he feels, but I understand that he may feel shy.

Whoo! So she didn't tell? That's good news to hear..uh, read. Wait? Did she write shy? Why do girls hafta use those kinda words? Only Star reads this anyway...so I guess it's alright. I thought about the word for a while. Shy. I'm not shy. I'm just...just...ok maybe I am shy. Just a LITTLE bit, about telling Jamina. "Ok, I'm just about done with the admitting love page." I muttered.

I was so into the book, I didn't notice the small ball of fur that was the spawn of Slade creeping up behind me. I think shadow knew I wasn't supposed to be in here because he meowed at me for a while. "Shh!" Meow. "Shhhh!" I whispered, irritated. Meow! "SHHHH! Shut up you little..." I froze, voices were coming from the hallway. Starfire was coming back. "I do not understand, Robin. Beast Boy had told me that you needed my assistance." "Uh oh!" I dropped the book and slid against the wall, heart pounding. "Not good. Reminder to me: never raid a room unless the person is out of the TOWER!"

Meow! I looked down. Shadow looked right back at me, having some kinda evil look in his eyes. "Please, if you don't bust me, I will never be mean to you again, I will be your slave, I will buy you all the nice kitty toys in the stores..." The cat wipped it's tail and it really looked like he was smiling. He walked his tough guy cat walk to the door and out to Starfire. "Shadow? Why were you in my room?"

"Think, Beast Boy, THINK!" What could I do to get outta here? If it wasn't for that cat...Yeah, I was blaming the cat. He was out to get me! That cat...mouse! I could get out as a mouse! I just needed the perfect timing before Starfire came walking in to find me. "Come on, something happen!" I was pleading. "EKKK! What have I done wrong? Please! Stop!" "Huh?" I changed into a mouse and crept to the door, but stopped to see what happened. Shadow was throwing a fit and almost attacking Starfire. "Hold on, Starfire!" said Robin. I scurried to my room fast.

When I got inside, I jumped onto my bed and sighed happily. "I'd never thought I see the day I'd like that cat." I owe him, big time. Maybe I'll be a little nicer to him. Maybe.

Author's note: Thanks 2 those who reveiwed, my loyal readers. 0_- Hey you guys have been great, I promise another chapter real soon, ok? Ahh Beast Boy, you and I have so many things in common. ^_^ You're also extreamly funny, gotta add that in an NO one is gonna take him from me! NO ONE!!! Have a good one, dudes.