Chapter 7: People 'Round These Parts Call Me McGivasworth.
Whew, a review. I was just about to give up on you guys. Well, for my one month anniversary of this story, thanks to all who have reviewed and... holy crap, that's a few more chapters I need to write now. Well, anyway, thank you all.
Princess Aquaech: Thank the Leviathan! More than one review in the time it took him to write this.
Wex: Well, let's get this thing started in record time. I'll take all of the legal stuff. TTE owns nothing. Let's get on with the story.
Antiech: Insistent little lizard, aren't you? All right, here's Chapter 7.
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Ratchet and Clank were eating what Clank thought might be their last meal at the Avalar Bar and Grill. Clank was trying to think of some sort of plan to get them out of the mess that Ratchet had just thrown them into.
"Ratchet, what were you thinking when you agreed on that showdown with Spyro?" Clank said as he sipped oil out of the can he ordered, "He may not be as lenient with you as last time." Ratchet only responded with an "I don't know."
"Ratchet," Clank continued, "You cannot fight Spyro using the weapons we have. He might get hurt."
"What then? You'll just let me get killed by that nutcase?"
"No, Ratchet. You see, there happens to be some sort of rhythmic ceremonial ritual coming up, and I think that he wants to go to it with Elora."
At that moment, a nearby clock chimed 8 o'clock and Spyro came running by the front window of the restaurant. He screamed to Ratchet, "You in there, McGivasworth? It's eight o'clock, and I'm calling you out!"
"All right, Dragon, prepare yourself for an awesome fight," Clank yelled to Spyro, then asked a nearby waiter, "Excuse me, sir, do you perhaps have a back door to this establishment?" The waiter only answered, "Yeah, it's in the back."
"Ratchet, come with me! I have a great plan!" Clank said, "It should work perfectly."
"I still don't understand, Clank," Ratchet said after he had changed clothes to a cowboy outfit, "What are these clothes going to help me with?"
"You'll look like the hero of a Western. Spyro wouldn't try what he would otherwise."
"Whatever you say, Clank, I'll never understand your..." Ratchet was interrupted by Spyro yelling for him to get the heck out there and face him like a man.
"I'm right here, Dragon!" Ratchet yelled as he walked into the street, wearing his cowboy clothes. To his surprise, Spyro was wearing a similar getup.
"Draw," was Spyro's only word to Ratchet, and then he thought, "I hope this works..."
"No!" Ratchet said as he dropped all of his weapons on the ground, "I think we should settle this like men!"
"All right then, McGivasworth, step forward when I do and we'll meet."
As they walked towards each other, Clank smiled to himself because he knew that it was all going according to the plan he had made. Now Ratchet and Spyro would become friends easily and he and Ratchet could return to their own galaxy. After all, the weenie roast at Al's was in only a week and Clank wanted to celebrate their victory over Drek with some fun. Ratchet and Spyro had finished their meeting and were now making an even greater plan: the plan to get Elora away from Ratchet. After Ratchet and Spyro had finished discussing that, they called Clank over.
"All right, Ratchet, what did you need me over here for?" Clank said after he got there.
"I'm just wondering if the plan we made is absolutely foolproof. You heard it, didn't you?"
"Yes, Ratchet. I am computing every possible problem you could face..." Clank stopped talking so that his CPU could process the data. "Is he alright?" Spyro asked Ratchet when Clank hadn't spoken for a minute. Ratchet responded, "Yeah, he does that sometimes, but only when there are a ton of calculations to go through."
"Percent of erroneous actions calculated. There is a 99.9% chance of this plan succeeding," Clank announced after he had finished his calculations.
"What's the .1% of it not succeeding?" Spyro asked Clank jokingly.
"Guys! Guys!" Hunter yelled as he ran up to the three heroes, "Elora's been kidnapped!"
"Who could have done it, Hunter?" Ratchet asked, "You guys were all the way up in the mountains of that Winter Tundra place." Spyro walked between Hunter and Ratchet, fire in his eyes. "I know who did it. The one guy who's been tormenting Avalar for years: Ripto."
"Spyro, how would you know if it was Ripto?" Clank asked, "Hunter is the only one who could know if it was him."
"Actually, it was him," Hunter said plainly.
"Oh." Ratchet uttered, "Well, Spyro, let's go! We have to save Elora!"
As Ratchet, Clank, Hunter, and Spyro all went to get Ratchet's weapons and get some winter clothes, up in the mountains of Winter Tundra, a small dinosaur-like sorcerer laughed maniacally.
"Yes..." Ripto said as he watched Spyro and his friends through a portal, "Come up to stop me. Save your precious Elora. It won't matter because I'll have half of Avalar by the end of the week!"
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Chapter 7! Done!
Roo: Ooooooooooooooh! Cliffhangery!
Antiroo: That's a lot of o's, Roo.
Platypous: Aaaaah! Too many o's! Make 'em go away!
Guess what, Platypous.
Platypous: What?
Everyone: Pudding!
Platypous: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Antiech: Review, please. See you all next review or something...
Whew, a review. I was just about to give up on you guys. Well, for my one month anniversary of this story, thanks to all who have reviewed and... holy crap, that's a few more chapters I need to write now. Well, anyway, thank you all.
Princess Aquaech: Thank the Leviathan! More than one review in the time it took him to write this.
Wex: Well, let's get this thing started in record time. I'll take all of the legal stuff. TTE owns nothing. Let's get on with the story.
Antiech: Insistent little lizard, aren't you? All right, here's Chapter 7.
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Ratchet and Clank were eating what Clank thought might be their last meal at the Avalar Bar and Grill. Clank was trying to think of some sort of plan to get them out of the mess that Ratchet had just thrown them into.
"Ratchet, what were you thinking when you agreed on that showdown with Spyro?" Clank said as he sipped oil out of the can he ordered, "He may not be as lenient with you as last time." Ratchet only responded with an "I don't know."
"Ratchet," Clank continued, "You cannot fight Spyro using the weapons we have. He might get hurt."
"What then? You'll just let me get killed by that nutcase?"
"No, Ratchet. You see, there happens to be some sort of rhythmic ceremonial ritual coming up, and I think that he wants to go to it with Elora."
At that moment, a nearby clock chimed 8 o'clock and Spyro came running by the front window of the restaurant. He screamed to Ratchet, "You in there, McGivasworth? It's eight o'clock, and I'm calling you out!"
"All right, Dragon, prepare yourself for an awesome fight," Clank yelled to Spyro, then asked a nearby waiter, "Excuse me, sir, do you perhaps have a back door to this establishment?" The waiter only answered, "Yeah, it's in the back."
"Ratchet, come with me! I have a great plan!" Clank said, "It should work perfectly."
"I still don't understand, Clank," Ratchet said after he had changed clothes to a cowboy outfit, "What are these clothes going to help me with?"
"You'll look like the hero of a Western. Spyro wouldn't try what he would otherwise."
"Whatever you say, Clank, I'll never understand your..." Ratchet was interrupted by Spyro yelling for him to get the heck out there and face him like a man.
"I'm right here, Dragon!" Ratchet yelled as he walked into the street, wearing his cowboy clothes. To his surprise, Spyro was wearing a similar getup.
"Draw," was Spyro's only word to Ratchet, and then he thought, "I hope this works..."
"No!" Ratchet said as he dropped all of his weapons on the ground, "I think we should settle this like men!"
"All right then, McGivasworth, step forward when I do and we'll meet."
As they walked towards each other, Clank smiled to himself because he knew that it was all going according to the plan he had made. Now Ratchet and Spyro would become friends easily and he and Ratchet could return to their own galaxy. After all, the weenie roast at Al's was in only a week and Clank wanted to celebrate their victory over Drek with some fun. Ratchet and Spyro had finished their meeting and were now making an even greater plan: the plan to get Elora away from Ratchet. After Ratchet and Spyro had finished discussing that, they called Clank over.
"All right, Ratchet, what did you need me over here for?" Clank said after he got there.
"I'm just wondering if the plan we made is absolutely foolproof. You heard it, didn't you?"
"Yes, Ratchet. I am computing every possible problem you could face..." Clank stopped talking so that his CPU could process the data. "Is he alright?" Spyro asked Ratchet when Clank hadn't spoken for a minute. Ratchet responded, "Yeah, he does that sometimes, but only when there are a ton of calculations to go through."
"Percent of erroneous actions calculated. There is a 99.9% chance of this plan succeeding," Clank announced after he had finished his calculations.
"What's the .1% of it not succeeding?" Spyro asked Clank jokingly.
"Guys! Guys!" Hunter yelled as he ran up to the three heroes, "Elora's been kidnapped!"
"Who could have done it, Hunter?" Ratchet asked, "You guys were all the way up in the mountains of that Winter Tundra place." Spyro walked between Hunter and Ratchet, fire in his eyes. "I know who did it. The one guy who's been tormenting Avalar for years: Ripto."
"Spyro, how would you know if it was Ripto?" Clank asked, "Hunter is the only one who could know if it was him."
"Actually, it was him," Hunter said plainly.
"Oh." Ratchet uttered, "Well, Spyro, let's go! We have to save Elora!"
As Ratchet, Clank, Hunter, and Spyro all went to get Ratchet's weapons and get some winter clothes, up in the mountains of Winter Tundra, a small dinosaur-like sorcerer laughed maniacally.
"Yes..." Ripto said as he watched Spyro and his friends through a portal, "Come up to stop me. Save your precious Elora. It won't matter because I'll have half of Avalar by the end of the week!"
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Chapter 7! Done!
Roo: Ooooooooooooooh! Cliffhangery!
Antiroo: That's a lot of o's, Roo.
Platypous: Aaaaah! Too many o's! Make 'em go away!
Guess what, Platypous.
Platypous: What?
Everyone: Pudding!
Platypous: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Antiech: Review, please. See you all next review or something...