Disclaimer:
C.T: "Hello everyone todays song is a little festive"
H.D: "Well it would have been if you posted it in the Christmas season"
C.T: "You have a point… darn my laziness"
H.D: "About time you realized that… oh what is the song my light?"
C.T: " 'I won't be home for Christmas' By: Blink 182"
H.D: "I saw a movie someone made with that song on SFDT.com… it was funny"
C.T: "But sadly Kaiba didn't want to return so acting as the band Blink 182 are…"
Yugi: A spot light falls on Yugi who has a guitar, "Hi again"
Ryou: A spot light falls on Ryou who has a bass guitar, "This will be so much fun"
Joey: A spot light falls on Joey who is sat in front of a set of drums, "I get to be a rock star… again ^__^"
C.T: "And as the disgruntled singer singing the song is…" Crouching Tigress looks around, "Bakura"
Everyone but H.D and C.T: "WHAT!!!"
Bakura: Bakura laughs evilly, "About time I got recognition"
Everyone but H.D and C.T: "where going to die"
C.T: "I, Crouching Tigress don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or 'I won't be home for Christmas' by: Blink 182… if I did many dreams would come true"
(Writers note: I did not see the video so the things that YGO!182 dose are from what I've seen from SFDT.com. (( )) will mean what Bakura dose)
I won't be home for Christmas
((The scene opens on Bakura, who is sitting in a large lounge chair next to an open fire and all of a sudden he hears the sound of carolers singing badly))
Deck the halls with boughs of holly fa la la la la la la la la
Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la la
((Bakura stands up from the lounge chair and looks out the window and screams at the sight of carolers singing which starts up the band))
Outside the carolers start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
'Cause joy is something they don't bring me
((Bakura looks out the window with Ryou standing next to him))
My Hikari is by my side
From the roof are hanging cicles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It's Christmas time again
((Bakura is staring at the carolers))
So I stand with a sadistic smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
Oh Ra, I hate these Set's helpers
And then I guess I must have snapped
Because I grabbed a baseball bat
((Bakura runs in side and comes out with a baseball bat while he's screaming at the top of his lungs))
And made them all run for shelter
((Bakura chasse a carolers with the baseball bat))
Its Christmas time, again
Its time to be nice to the people I cant stand, all year
Im growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
((Bakura chase a carolers with the Man-Eater bug))
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you dont wanna get beat down and then sent to the shadow realm
((Bakura chase a carolers with the eye of Ra glowing on his forehead))
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone
((Bakura tackles a caroler and begins to punch said carolers))
Well, I guess its not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
Cause the cops came and arrested me
((Cop cars surround Bakura))
They had an unfair advantage
((Bakura is herded into a jail cell by a cop))
And even though the jail didn't have a tree
Christmas came a night early
Cause an authoress named Tigress unwrapped my package
((Bakura watches as the authoress, Crouching Tigress unwraps a Christmas present that has a dagger in it meant for him))
Its Christmas time, again
Its time to be nice to the people I cant stand, all year
Im growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you dont wanna get beat down and then sent to the shadow realm
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone
I wont be home, I wont be home for Christmas
I wont be home, I wont be home for Christmas
I wont be home, I wont be home for Christmas
I wont be home, I wont be home for Christmas
I wont be home, I wont be home for Christmas
I wont be home, I wont be home for Christmas
I wont be home, I wont be home for Christmas
I wont be home, I wont be home for Christmas
End Story
C.T: "did you enjoy?"
Bakura: "I got to beat up carolers" ^_^
C.T: -__-;; "huh… good for you"
Bakura: "I got to beat up carolers" ^_^
Ryou: "glad your happy yami-"
Bakura: Bakura jumps up and down "can I beat up more carolers?" ^_^
Ryou: "huh? Okay?"
Bakura: "YAY" ^_^
Ryou: "see you guys later" Ryou grabs Bakura by his collar and drags him away
Joey: Joey is hugging his drums, "I love you drums"
C.T: "Please review if you don't you won't get to hear Yugi play his guitar"
H.D: "What a loses"
C.T: Crouching Tigress hits Hidden Dragon
H.D: "Hey!!!" Hidden Dragon tackles Crouching Tigress and they begin to fight
Yugi: "Take care and see you later"