Spyrocitor: The Avalarian Adventure: Bloopers!
Hey, fans of Spyrocitor! I just decided to do this because I was bored. Why? Well, it's simple: I can't think straight! I need a vacation! I hate English! Argh!
Ech: And we were the head directors while TTE was away, so we'll just see what we did.
(Extra Note: This will go in my chapter order, so if you need to, go back and take a look after you read this)
Ech: All right, let's go to the scene where Ratchet and Clank get to Avalar. Take one, and... Action!
Prof.: This is my latest invention. It can tap into the forces of the universe and bring things from other galaxies to Avalar.
Hunter: All right, a new invention to test!
Elora: Hunter, don't!
Hunter: Don't worry, Elora, I didn't enter in my birthday!
Elora: That's good.
Hunter: I entered in Spyro's birthday!
Portal: (Monster flies out)
Everyone: AAAAAH!
Ech: Cut!Antiech: Take two! And, action!
Hunter: I entered in the Professor's birthday!
Portal: (Hunter's dirty underwear flies out)
Elora: (O.O)
Hunter: Oops, those are mine.
Ech: Take three. (-.-;)
Hunter: I entered in my birthday!
Elora: That's what I asked you!
Hunter: Oops.
Ech: Cut! Judy, it's your turn!
Hunter: Yes, ma'am.
Princess Aquaech: Good. And... Action!
Hunter: I entered in your birthday!
Portal: ...
Hunter: I said, "I entered in your birthday!"
Portal: ...
Hunter: (angry) I entered in your freaking birthday! (Smashes number pad)
Portal: (Explodes)
Princess Aquaech: (-.-) Cut! I'm done.
Antiroo: All right, let's get going today with when the whole electronegativity thing blows up. Take one, and... Action!
Spyro: I'll show him a sudden electrical shock. Aha! I found it!
Prof.: All right, Spyro, press the button!
(Spyro presses it and nothing happens)
Prof.: Uh, Spyro, did you press it yet?
Spyro: Yeah, but I don't know why this stupid (smashes button) thing (smashes it again) won't (smashes yet again) work! (smashes)
Control: (electrocutes Spyro)
Spyro: Ow.
Clank: (roasts marshmallows on Spyro)
Antiroo: Cut!
Antiroo: Let's try that again (trying to keep her temper) All right, let's do it. Take two! Action!
Prof.: Press the button, Spyro!
Spyro: (presses it)
Ratchet: (farts)
Clank: Jeez, Ratchet! Keep that stuff under control!
Ratchet: (hand behind head) Sorry, I shouldn't have had that last burrito.
Antiroo: Cut! Ratchet, go to the bathroom!
Ratchet: But I don't have to go.
Antiroo: (òó) GO NOW OR ELSE!
Ratchet: Going!
Antiroo: Shut that camera off before I take off your face!
Ech: (being cameraman) (oo;) Don't hurt me!
Roo: Let's just work with that later. Next scene: The duel between Spyro and Ratchet! Take one, guys! Action!
Spyro: Get out here, McGivasworth, and face me like a man!
Ratchet: (wearing Marty McFly vest) I'm right here, Dragon!
Roo: Wrong clothes, Ratchet, but we can try again.Roo: Take two! Action!
Spyro: Get out here, McGivasworth, and face me like a man!
Ratchet: (now with Marty Jr.'s coat and a lenticular cap on) I'm right here, Dragon!
Roo: (losing it) Well, we still have enough time to get it right... Let's just get to take three! Action!
Ratchet: (finally in the right clothes) I'm right here, Dragon!
Spyro: Draw!
Ratchet: No! (silently) uh...
Spyro: What's the matter? Are ya chicken?
Ratchet: (approaching Spyro) Nobody calls me chi—
Spyro: (punches Ratchet with Walloper)
Roo: THAT'S IT! I'M SICK OF DIRECTING THIS bleep FANFIC! NONE OF THE bleep ACTORS CAN GET THEIR bleep LINES RIGHT AND WE'RE USING ALL THE bleep FILM IN THE bleep WORLD! GET IN THAT DIRECTOR'S bleepING CHAIR, PLATYPOUS!
Everyone: (O.O) (steps back)
Platypous: Well, since I'm the new director, we'll do a different scene now. (At least so Roo won't kill me) And now I get paid!
TTE: After they had all donned winter outfits, the group of four set off for Winter Tundra to save Elora.
Everyone: (steps onto stage wearing swim trunks)
TTE: Winter, people, winter!
Everyone: (runs out and comes back wearing nothing) Hey, where are our clothes?
Elora: (:D) Hee hee! (runs off with clothes)
Censors: Hey! (slap on black bars while everyone runs after Elora)
Platypous: Oh, God... (face in hands)
TTE: Get your clothes back on!
Hunter: We can't, Elora's got 'em!
TTE: Elora, give them their clothes back.
Elora: (innocently) But I'm captured by Ripto! Save me, Spyro!
Spyro: But I'm naked!
TTE: You never wear clothes anyway!
Spyro: Oh yeah.
Platypous: (--) Morons... I quit. Your turn, Wex.
Wex: Well, let's do a different scene. How about the one where Spyro comes to rescue Elora? Places, please! Okay, and... Action!
Elora: I'd never give this to you, Ripto! You'll just have to take it.
Ripto: I will then, Goat Girl, and nobody can help you now.
Spyro: ...
Wex: Spyro, your line!
Spyro: Oh, uh... He's a peeping Tom!
Wex: No...
Spyro: "Required fields must be filled out before purchase?"
Wex: Nope.
Ratchet: Think: You fall down, land on the floor, and you say...
Spyro: Oh yeah! Hey you, get your damn hands off her!
Hunter: Spyro, you have to fall down first!
Spyro: Oops.
Wex: Jeez, Antiech, you take over. Maybe you can talk some sense into them.
Antiech: Well, let's go.
Everyone: (Promptly does their scenes correctly with no problem)
Antiech: I don't see what your problems were.
Rest of Monotremus Extremus cast: (O-O) Forget it.
IT'S OVER!
Ech: Wow, I remember that. Heh heh, both kangaroos lost their tempers.
Roo and Antiroo: SHUT UP, ECHIDNA!
Ech: Eep! (cowers)
Antiech: Jeez, Ech, I at least know when to shut up about Antiroo. Hey Platypous, have you heard; last week Antiroo got her hands stuck to the electromagnetic disc on our computer.
Antiroo: Antiech...
Antiech: And then I had to go in and turn off the computer and they still wouldn't come off.
Antiroo: Antiech...
Antiech: So I had to use my own magnets to pull her over to me. The end!
Antiroo: Thank you.
Platypous: That isn't it, is it?
Antiech: (whispering) I'll tell you later.
Wex: That's it, no more Spyrocitor. Thanks. Well, why don't you check out Spyrocitor 2: The Destructive Disease?
Princess Aquaech: So, goodbye!