Shinji: "Gez What? I figured out how to make this story longer. Waaaaaaaaaaaaay longer."

Miroku leaned against the tree, watching the sleeping forms of his comrades. Was what I did really wrong?

I mean, I made her cry...but she admitted her feelings. And thanks to Inuyasha she knows mine.

He sighed. Why did he feel so guilty? It's not like he'd never done that before...but he hadn't LOVED those other girls either.

Miroku shook his head and stood. Walking to a nearby stream, he splashed water on his face. He scowled at his reflection. Then grinned. What a DIRTY little monk I can be sometimes.

But he was shaken by a smooth female voice. "So, you are the damned soul, hai?"

He looked up. A...devil. More than a demon. This was a servant of Hell. She was deathly white, her eyes flamed red, a forked tongue and tail, and from the long black hair rose two black horns.

He fell backwards. "What do you want?"

She smiled at him. "You don't KNOW?"

He shook his head and started to pull the beads off of his hand.

"Ah...none of that now." He couldn't move...she had frozen him. "Don't you know, monk, making an innocent cry is worthy of the deepest spot in Hell?"

"No...but...I can't....YOU CAN'T DO THIS!" he screamed at the devilish form.

"Ah...but I can, and I will. I've been needing a new toy..." she ran a horrible talon like finger down his cheek.

Miroku was horrified. Just when his life was coming together...and he was powerless.

"Oh...you will make a fine play thing. So beautiful...I almost feel sorry for you..."

He looked up at her.

"At least I would...If I had been cursed with feelings." She smiled, revealing long fangs. "Will you come? If you don't...It states clearly in the book that if the accused does not come, the innocent will."

"NO! You can't take Sango...I'll do whatever you want...just don't hurt her."

He felt a strange pulse from the devil's aura. She hissed...then he realized that devil's hated pure love.

He smiled. So he loved Sango for real. But he had to go to Hell. Well, he thought sarcastically, There's always the apocalypse.

The devil reached out and grabbed his chin. "A simple kiss, and you will be mine forever."

But before the lips touched him, Hiraikotsu slammed into the side of the devil.

Miroku turned to see a very weak Sango, he realized that she must have had to fight through some sort of shield to get here...and she had. She'd done it for him.

"Foolish girl..." hissed the devil, standing in front of Miroku. "If you kill me...which you can't...you will go to Hell in his place."

Sango smiled, catching Hiraikotsu. "So be it. He is MINE, and I'll die for him."

But before she could throw Hiraikotsu, the devil had torn a portal and taken Miroku into her place.

Sango stared. "No...I thought I lost you once..." a tear fell. "But now I..." She looked up and took on a determined look. "I won't lose you again."

"KIRARA!" she called. The fire cat ran to her side. She glanced at Sango, who smirked. "What's the fastest way to Hell?"

Inuyasha blinked, and stared at Sango. "You want me to WHAT?"

Sango smiled. "Kill me. Of course, I have to do something bad first...Any suggestions?"

Kagome cut in. "HOLD UP! What's this about? Why are you suddenly obsessed with dying?"

"I'm trying to go to Hell!" Sango said as if it were the simplest thing in the world.

Kirara stood by her side. She simply stared at Inuyasha, as if urging him.

He shook his head. "No."

Sango sighed. "I was hoping it wouldn't come to this." She took Tetsusaiga and...drove the blade through her heart. Kirara tore at her own throat.

The people who were left stared in horror...What had just happened?

But in the seven Hells...trouble brewed.

Miroku stood with his head cast down, before a huge terrifying beast.

"How do you explain your sins?"

Miroku sighed. "I'm such a perverted woman and there were so many beautiful monks!" He stared for a minute then shook his head. "Reverse that statement please."

But as he stood, a scream shook his mind. "HOUSHI-SAMA!"

He whirled. "SANGO!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

The demon slayer leapt from Kirara's back. "Coming to save MY Houshi- sama, of course."

He stared. "But this is Hell...how did an innocent get here?"

"I killed myself of course. Now stop asking questions, and let's blow this scene."

He grinned. Same Sango. He ran to her and the both got onto Kirara's back.

But escaping Hell isn't that easy.

Shinji:'Soooooooooo....WHAT'D YOU THINK?"

Miroku: "It sucked...besides Sango liking me....And coming to save me....and being possessive...

R&R