Shinji: "Maybe I shouldn't have continued this story...but who cares..."
Inuyasha just stared at Kagome, who held a weeping Shippou. "What happened?"
Kagome shook her head. Then she got an idea. (A.N: Bet that doesn't happen much, na-no-da?) "Kaede...WE CAN ASK KAEDE!"
Inyyasha nodded, and they sprinted for Kaede's hut. Unfortunately (A.) Sango and Kirara were the only ones who knew the way back. (B.) Inuyasha was drunk off sake so he wasn't much help in the speed department. (C.) Have you ever tried to run in a school uniform? And thongs are supposedly murder on your butt...and other areas. According to my grandma.
Kagome tripped. "AH! INUYASHA! HOW DO WE GET TO THE VILLAGE?"
Inuyasha stopped and scratched his head. "I think it's that way."
Shippou smacked him. "STUPID BAKA! GETTING DRUNK!" He ran off in the direction that he thought the village was in.
Luckily, Kaede was on a walk and found the trio arguing over who knew the real direction.
Kaede scratched her head. "Where are the two others?"
Kagome looked confused. "Two others? What do you-? OH! Miroku's gone too!"
(A.N: Only Inuyasha and Kagome could pull off something that stupid.)
Miroku glanced at Sango. "Any clue what this is about?"
They both stared at the huge pink fluffy room. There were pictures of this horribly and insanely innocent yet evil white cat everyhewhere, and the happiest themesong you've ever heard was playing.
Sango shuddered. "Kagome has a shirt like that. I think she called it...Hello Kitty or something."
Kirara looked around. Then she SPOKE. "Listen, you two might not get out, but I can. So I'm going to ditch you here. Er...I mean I'm going back to the real world to get help!" She leapt out of Hell.
Miroku sighed. "She's not going to get help is she?"
Sango shrugged. "Maybe." She looked around. "So...Emergency Tactic 13?"
His eyes lit up. "Yes...that should work quite well."
They stood back to back. Sango coughed then shrieked in a terrible high-pitched voice. Miroku put his hands to his ears, but watched for any sign of movement. But he didn't have to look too hard.
A HUGE Hello Kitty thing rose out of the ground. It towered over them in all of it's evil happy glory.
"Gah! It's...HORRIBLE!" Miroku covered his eyes.
"Snap out of it!" Sango slapped his face gently. "We'll go through the Seven Hells together."
He nodded. "But just for future reference, you'll do most of the fighting, right?"
"Offensive Tactic 24!" She called, as the cat started toward them.
"Oh...that's not the one where I-?"
She grinned. "Yep!"
He knelt down. She jumped on his shoulders, then took out the biggest bag of poison herbs you've ever seen. "Just a bit closer...little more...NOW!"
He jumped, launching himself with the staff. Sango leapt from his back, and threw the bag directly into the cat's mouth. It stopped. Then said in a high-pitched squeaky voice: "Oh gods! What is that?"
Sango smirked. She threw Hiraikotsu straight between it's eyes. The thing stopped dead. Then fell backwards to the ground.
Sango drifted to the ground, where Miroku was rubbing his shoulder. "Ow..."
She smiled. "You're not getting old on me are you?"
"Nah...I'm just glad you don't wear high-heels. Now let's get out of here."
Kaede nodded as she listened to the story. "She did?"
Kagome was bawling. "But why? Kaede? Why the hamster, and the fork, and the microwave?"
Kaede sighed. "I don't know. But I have come to the conclusion that Miroku was kidnapped into Hell, so Sango went to save him."
Inuysha snorted. "So can you help or not?"
Kagome growled. "Osu-!"
"Don't!" he said immediately.
"What? I was about to sneeze!"
"Oh."
Kaede cleared her throat, so they both looked at her. "We must first send Kikyo to Hell."
Kagome scratched her head. "What's she got to do with anything?"
"Nothing really, I just don't like her. She owes me a cow."
Shippou nodded. "But we need to hurry and get those two out of there!"
"Fine...here's what you do..."
Shinji: "No, those are not the last of the Tactics. There are MANY of them."
GothicWolf: "Yes...to many."
Shinji: (glomps her) "GothicWolf-sama is back!"
GothicWolf: (sigh) "I've BEEN back, I just didn't call you because my ribs were still heeling from the glomp you gave me before I left." (whince)
Miroku: "REVIEW.
Inuyasha just stared at Kagome, who held a weeping Shippou. "What happened?"
Kagome shook her head. Then she got an idea. (A.N: Bet that doesn't happen much, na-no-da?) "Kaede...WE CAN ASK KAEDE!"
Inyyasha nodded, and they sprinted for Kaede's hut. Unfortunately (A.) Sango and Kirara were the only ones who knew the way back. (B.) Inuyasha was drunk off sake so he wasn't much help in the speed department. (C.) Have you ever tried to run in a school uniform? And thongs are supposedly murder on your butt...and other areas. According to my grandma.
Kagome tripped. "AH! INUYASHA! HOW DO WE GET TO THE VILLAGE?"
Inuyasha stopped and scratched his head. "I think it's that way."
Shippou smacked him. "STUPID BAKA! GETTING DRUNK!" He ran off in the direction that he thought the village was in.
Luckily, Kaede was on a walk and found the trio arguing over who knew the real direction.
Kaede scratched her head. "Where are the two others?"
Kagome looked confused. "Two others? What do you-? OH! Miroku's gone too!"
(A.N: Only Inuyasha and Kagome could pull off something that stupid.)
Miroku glanced at Sango. "Any clue what this is about?"
They both stared at the huge pink fluffy room. There were pictures of this horribly and insanely innocent yet evil white cat everyhewhere, and the happiest themesong you've ever heard was playing.
Sango shuddered. "Kagome has a shirt like that. I think she called it...Hello Kitty or something."
Kirara looked around. Then she SPOKE. "Listen, you two might not get out, but I can. So I'm going to ditch you here. Er...I mean I'm going back to the real world to get help!" She leapt out of Hell.
Miroku sighed. "She's not going to get help is she?"
Sango shrugged. "Maybe." She looked around. "So...Emergency Tactic 13?"
His eyes lit up. "Yes...that should work quite well."
They stood back to back. Sango coughed then shrieked in a terrible high-pitched voice. Miroku put his hands to his ears, but watched for any sign of movement. But he didn't have to look too hard.
A HUGE Hello Kitty thing rose out of the ground. It towered over them in all of it's evil happy glory.
"Gah! It's...HORRIBLE!" Miroku covered his eyes.
"Snap out of it!" Sango slapped his face gently. "We'll go through the Seven Hells together."
He nodded. "But just for future reference, you'll do most of the fighting, right?"
"Offensive Tactic 24!" She called, as the cat started toward them.
"Oh...that's not the one where I-?"
She grinned. "Yep!"
He knelt down. She jumped on his shoulders, then took out the biggest bag of poison herbs you've ever seen. "Just a bit closer...little more...NOW!"
He jumped, launching himself with the staff. Sango leapt from his back, and threw the bag directly into the cat's mouth. It stopped. Then said in a high-pitched squeaky voice: "Oh gods! What is that?"
Sango smirked. She threw Hiraikotsu straight between it's eyes. The thing stopped dead. Then fell backwards to the ground.
Sango drifted to the ground, where Miroku was rubbing his shoulder. "Ow..."
She smiled. "You're not getting old on me are you?"
"Nah...I'm just glad you don't wear high-heels. Now let's get out of here."
Kaede nodded as she listened to the story. "She did?"
Kagome was bawling. "But why? Kaede? Why the hamster, and the fork, and the microwave?"
Kaede sighed. "I don't know. But I have come to the conclusion that Miroku was kidnapped into Hell, so Sango went to save him."
Inuysha snorted. "So can you help or not?"
Kagome growled. "Osu-!"
"Don't!" he said immediately.
"What? I was about to sneeze!"
"Oh."
Kaede cleared her throat, so they both looked at her. "We must first send Kikyo to Hell."
Kagome scratched her head. "What's she got to do with anything?"
"Nothing really, I just don't like her. She owes me a cow."
Shippou nodded. "But we need to hurry and get those two out of there!"
"Fine...here's what you do..."
Shinji: "No, those are not the last of the Tactics. There are MANY of them."
GothicWolf: "Yes...to many."
Shinji: (glomps her) "GothicWolf-sama is back!"
GothicWolf: (sigh) "I've BEEN back, I just didn't call you because my ribs were still heeling from the glomp you gave me before I left." (whince)
Miroku: "REVIEW.